/ps2g/ Planetside 2 General

Nothing can save this game edition
Also with 55% more cute ladyboys

The big October patch that will save the game has been released

New NS LMG - you will never have to burst fire again!
Charge removed from MAX units, Gatekeeper nerfs, SABR and Valkyrie buffs, new jetpacking proof carbines!

>What is this game?
pastebin.com/baxwRMDg (embed)
>How do I play?
pastebin.com/CWn3VQJD (embed)
>How do I play? (advanced)
pastebin.com/p0ZwzqSu (embed)
>Tweaks and optimizations
pastebin.com/MEqFBUut (embed)
>Weapon stats and vehicle weapons
pastebin.com/341Dv7Y6 (embed)
>Weapons chart some user made
i.imgur.com/HOdhWox.png (embed)

previously on DEAD

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>Eye surgery
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>Boob surgery
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>Nose surgery
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>Skin whitening
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>Would still destroy that tight 50% asian 50% plastic pussy
Check

So, Canister-H. Goddamn is that fun as fuck. It's like a fast-Scat-max you can rep from.

There needs to be a new vehicle armor that auto bounces any thrown C4 back at the planetmans. Downside is you are made of rubber and eternaly bounce down hills

Faction specific drones, when?

Blueberrys need a rework. Better targeting while in gunner seats and actually drop ammo pack. Anyone else getting this bug?

>Downside

Blueberries?

lmao who the fuck made those guns, they look so fucking bad

Meme

haha lol

Nickname for NC pubbies

>shotgun kills someone instantly if you are inside their face
>10ft away takes more than a full mag

aim better

>we've actually made it through 2 full threads in a row
p-praise wrel!

Also, since we were talking about the a2a game earlier, and how shit it is, is there anyone here playing on PS4 who can tell me if the air game is less shit over there? I mean since you're stuck with controllers and there's presumably less autist 700+ hour skyknights, is it easier to get into than on PC?

>So, Canister-H. Goddamn is that fun as fuck.

It really makes you free!

Guys?

LEARN TO CONSTRUCT YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!! WHY PUT A WALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TURRET I CANT HIT ANYTHING LIKE THIS WITH IT REEEEEE!!!!

wrelly makes u think :D

>ShitTR's already screaming, whining and begging for Gatekeeper buffs not even a week later.

Just like smurfs and faggots have been whining about the gatekeeper since its release because they can't deal with TR having a useable long range AV option that performs on par with their equivalents.

But that's always how it goes. TR gets something that puts them on even footing with NC and VS, and those two factions whine and cry until TR get nerfed into being the faction with inferior everything again.

>What is prowler maingun?
>We should have the best maingun and secondary, as well as being one of the fastest ground vehicles, on top of over 2x dps of the other tanks before lockdown. We should also get VS's no drop while VS gets the most drop cause its a TR trait cause we said so


Uh huh, tell us more about how underpowered you nigger.

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>Waaah. I can't deal with TR unless they're UP
>Waaah. I'm a double shitter
>Waaah

...

Pastalavista go back you have to go back

sing us a song, oh bandanaman

sing us a song tonight

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ok


youtube.com/watch?v=yOTsMHTwshg

:3

this is clearly bullying

bully

Sometimes you just have to bully

reported to the FBI (federal bully investigators)

TR is clearly UP, buff plz.

Just like in my hollywood movies!

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>NC

>page10

ded

I wonder if Bazino is going to kill himself over Gatekeeper

where is everyone? :(

not on hossin, that 4 sure

ded

Why is hossin not getting any fights? It's really not that bad

some of my favorite basis are on hossin ;_;

I think people hate it because you can't spawncamp with tanks there, or create those epic megazergs

which gun should I use to get a gf ;_;

More proof that luck > skill

It's ugly.
Performance there is still terrible for many people.
VS boycott it because they can no longer park Magriders on mountains and spam PPA into bases.

>VS boycott it
on memerald hossin is a favorite for DA to farm lowbies that have no idea yet that no one goes to hossin

I've heard girls really like snipers

Why do you think it's ugly?

farming lowbies is no longer satisfying

there needs to be some stat that tracks your kdr against 2kd+ players

also, where can i find high kd players 2 click??

>every hour the server teleport the top 10 kdr players of each faction into a biolab
>no respawns
>winner gets smedbux/decal/idk something neat

this would prevent me from having to hunt people down and im lazy like that pls do wrel it will save game i swear lmao

>against 2kd+ players

Farming 2kd+ airshitters/vehicle spammers trying to play infantry is even easier than farming lowbies, at least lowbies are fearless and unpredictable.

>every hour the server teleport the top 10 kdr players of each faction into a biolab

on Miller you would have a Biolab with 2 bulldog gals, 3 hornet ESFs, 3 Prowlers and 3 Pounder Maxes.
8/10 players would be Russian

WELL HOW DO I FIND PLAYERS WHO ARE CHALLENGING TO CLICK THEIR HEAD

says the shitTR

By their IVI kdr

but i mean like.. where to find them ingame

occasionally an outfit with decent players will drop into a fight and there will be some fun back and forth but its so rare ;_;

reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/59uxkt/durdledome_infantry_tournament_continues_tonight/

You didn't compete?
must be a shitter then....

>but i mean like.. where to find them ingame

In Towers, Biolabs and other bases that can't be spammed by cancer

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet i thought this game was to dead to be doing events, neat

Good night!

good night memer :3

t-thanks

its double sexp right

Anyone else miss Giggily and Rdord?

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rdord was alright
giggily was an insufferable faggot

menmes

>surgery
That's a weird way to spell photoshop.

menes

hahaha show me da menes

*menes*

u c dat? :DD

woaw, y r us so good at da menes? u shuld be prof mener

*teleports bhind u*
i am :DDD
benin

bolt driver op

Bolt actions are in a place where they are both over powered and under powered at the same time. Mines have a similar situation.

Racer or Rival on Vanguard

Racer. If you're in a position where you need to turn faster you've already lost

Rival for line battles, racer for flanking.

I want a spooky honker for my lightning

>nice little 24 ivi killstreak
>.03 kdr shitboi teammate runs me over

I WANTED TO HEAR THE VOICES ON MEMETRACKER TELL ME I WAS DOING WELL BUT NOOOOOO SOMEONE HAS TO RUN ME OVER

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Remember to look both ways before crossing the road, user.

>10/18/12

Has aim better really been a meme for almost 4 years?

i wasn't in the road ;_;

so ive heard that if you edge but never actually cum it'll increases your hsr

this is true right?

It wasn't a meme like it is now back then. We may have accidentally predicted the future.

How do we go back, I want to go back

>How do we go back, I want to go back

we've GONE TOO FAR
I WANT TO GO BACK TO BEFORE EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL BUT INSTEAD ALL I CAN DO IS SHITPOST AND CRY AND TAKE MORE PILLS

Watch this video and get sad with me:
youtube.com/watch?v=1gvXlHyApxY

>The nostalgia feels are real
>Indar was so green
>Being part of a faction meant something
>VS were purple
>Even on low settings it looked better than the current game maxed out
>Particle effects
>PhysX
>The game was an adventure
>No stat padding K/D whores yet
>Icarus jump jets
>Drifter skating
>VGS
>So much color
>So much life
>So much potential
>The good times
>AMS galaxies
>ADS jetpacking
>You couldn't win over a base without a diverse group of classes
>No smg's
>No ADAD faggotry
>You will never squad up with a cute giggling girl

I miss that game so much, why do I still play this one

>Watch this video and get sad with me:
no

i don't want to get depressed again

Have a Maggie to cheer you up!

no

>How do we go back, I want to go back

>wanting to go back to times when TR was horribly underpowered

They're underpowered now. For some reason they keep buffing NC and VS and nerfing TR every single patch. It's no wonder so many people are quitting, the dev favoritism is out of fucking control.

>Playing with Mentis

>How do we go back, I want to go back
aim better

>results have been positive
nice meme