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>motorcycle girls
Have a pic of my ex from yesterday

Shitposting, you say?

>Oh nice, I didn't know there was one in that area
Neither did I, but damn did it taste well. Felt bad that you guys had to go through the rain though.

>Why did you take so many pictures of me you crêpe
I don't know why people just kept appearing in the pictures

normie

Best shitposting machine here

Am I retarded or is that a vespa?

both

>stalking your ex

inb4 baird makes the news

Yes and yes

Is that the that cucked you?

You are correct about every statement you just said.

Kek scooter people always try to post their shitty chink garbage that nobody wants to see

bruh picture is taken from my house, when she came over to spend the night yesterday

She's the one that Amerifag'd me if that's what you mean

More oc

Is this tash's fuccboi?

The rain was a bit scary Tbh

More oc

>day off
>gonna fix my float bowl gaskets and go for a ride
>start undoing the first screw
>screwhead literally snaps off

That's a big swingarm.

U U
U U

she doesn't like when I post pics of her here
next time maybe

>when she came over to spend the night yesterday
bruh

Did u fug her bumhole?

If he took it off, would he die?

Ey steve kilmer my boy.
youtu.be/cofhLJQxjEA?t=44

It would be extremely painful

>spend the night yesterday

user r u ok

you should probably reread that comment chain

I'd like to know too.

I actually did this
confirmed works

Was getting caught shitposting part of your plan?

GET HYPE CAUSE I HAVE A HELMET CAM AGAIN

Of course

What's the next step of your master plan?

>wheelie for half a second
did i almost THERE IT GOES (tm)?

>tell myself i'll go riding the next time it drops below 100
>it's 68 today
well gosh darn now it's too cold

Dubs demand you ride, faggot

Crashing this thread

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Bumping against the light switch makes headlight flicker.

it would hut less if he would lean into the corner instead of planking

Just got the fender eliminator onto the meme machine.
Still haven't figured out the shifting issue, it's hard to believe, but I don't think it's me fucking up.
I'd put 200 miles on the bike already before I started getting this, it just won't catch into 3rd.

I'd have expected the weight and wind resistance of the camera to be more noticeable but you pretty much forget about it after 5 minutes apart from the fact it's at the edge of your FOV (which is nice, allows you to see if it's recording).
Also the side mount allows for greater contact area between sticky pad and helmet, which makes the whole setup less sketchy than chin mount.

In other news: libvorbis encoder and MOV source files do not play well together. REEEEEEEEE

I did this with ur mum, fagget!!

wait.. are you blurple????

i'll ride to gamestop to check out playstation vr :-)

Sis still wanted to talk to you, even after yesterday?

No.

?

Is the oil good?

Clutch cable poorly adusted?

>leaving blind drunk

My sis would hit me in the face if I ever did that

We were all hammered and it was fun. Nothing broke, nobody threw up, nothing was spilled, nobody was groped who didn't want to be groped.

> Captcha:
Burger for sale
Fuck youuuuuu now I'm hungry

I believe I may have figured it out...
Will check back in later, but I think its actually something I'm doing, surprise, surprise.
[spoiler]I suck still[/spoiler]

Did you tongue punch her fartbox?

Get fucking moving or rock the bike, ya dingus
Or keep the clutch biting a bit while shifting and revmatch

She won't know.

Basically, according to a forum, preloading the shifter can help with changing gears more smoothly.
I think it's this combined with me taking a while to shift after I pull in the clutch (read: still less than a second, but not immediate)

The problem isn't when I'm sitting in my garage, ya dingus.
I think the clutch is more my issue, I'm not leaving it biting. Also, I'm rev matching just as fine as someone with 200 miles can revmatch.
Practice makes perfect, I'll get there.
Thanks for the advice on leaving more friction, I definitely think that's part of the issue.

I'll post pics with the fender eliminator in a bit as well.

Not last night

She knows my trip and occasionally looks at the archives to see what I'm doing.

What bike do you own, rain man.

Panigale 1299

Does she know about your latent homosexuality?

lies, post bike.

quads of truth

I don't have to, I have nothing to prove.

of course

You could like, post user.

I know that would be a hard thing for such a self centered tripfag to do, but you could take one for the team.

So she stalks you?

Dude...

>he stuck his dick in crazy
>crazy has his address

I look forward to the police report of his murder

>he continues to do it.
Its gonna be a grisly end.

>inb4 full tsun and Baird is found in pieces around cali

What did you guys do today?

let user take a pic of my bike apparently

We're both nuts so it works out.

see

>crazy posts on Veeky Forums and isn't in jail already

Nah you found your maker. I'll just shitpost until it happens.

work 8 hours
re-assemble fairings
think about money
drink

didn't train tho :(

Work and jack off at the same time.

Ride to work, ride home for lunch, ride to work, work, next up I ride home and then have sex.

>tfw you don't have motorcycle yet just baiku

Here it is.

>nobody noticed the swastikas on the bridge

Stayed home all day because I got a surgery and I still have a retarded thing sewed on my head.

Fuck, no helmet for 2 weeks and I still need to do stuff.
I already missed the first week of school.

confused looking anime girl with interrogation mark on her head

Cool webm when ?

So. They are just a good luck symbol.

>weather has been shit
>streets flooded
>can't ride
>bought bulk ammo today
>feel lil better
>look out window at bikes
>more rain until Saturday
Guess ima Netflix and chill until Sat :/
How's dbt doing?

What happened to sef and R1guy?

How was your day /dbt/?
Just got home from work and it's pouring so I'm getting drunk and playing vidya

ded and ded

they meme'd too hard...

I just woke up so I'll talk about yesterday instead.

It was good.

when i did my carbs i was able to get the sealed screws off with a pair of plyers

For real though can I get an actual explanation?
I haven't been on Veeky Forums in over a year.

Like they really died or just stopped posting ?

SEF is actually kill, a few anons went to his funeral.

R1guy is still recovering from a very fucking nasty accident. Happened over a year ago now.

Died and supposedly potato'd...

>woke up at 7am because girl had to leave for work
>got $71 parking tickets because today was street cleaning day and forgot
>new job hasn't started yet
>still kinda broke
>bike still sucks
>went for a run
>shitposted
>made salmon
>shitposting

5/10 feels NEET man

How did sef die?

He was touring and actually rode off a cliff, as uh, ironic I guess as it sounds. One of his family members posted here and again, some people went to his funeral.

Really quick can someone tell me if this is a 2007 or a 2009 R1

Its a blue R1.
Looks like it may have the classic 1000cc engine.
Also, I think that model runs on petrol, but not sure...

2007