/nepgen/ - Neptunia General thread #1066

So cute.

I love Gearnon!

You're going to Virtua Forest for an easy quest, just enough to pay your meal.
As you walk in, you meet that purple-haired girl who's running away. You shrug it off as a new adventurer running away from an Ancient Dragon or something similar.

And then you see Iris Heart.
What do you do?

Didn't you go to sleep?

Go catch up to nepnep and become her best friend.

Ignore her.
Grind quests until I become semi-famous.
Become Histoire's personal assistant.

I want to spank Nitroplus for thinking of someone else during our "date".

Nah, it was another uninon.
It's just half past twelve where I live so there's no reason to go to sleep.

Question, why does uninon love gearnon?

But why use Uni?

It's me.

>tfw you post a great lewd and nobody notices
Sasuga /nepgen/

>previously, in nepgen mansion

Go talk to Iris and become her friend

The day is near, it is at hand! The day of our Lord, our Savior, one who shall rule all of Gamindustri!

Someone tried to kill spankfag but failed and embarrassed himself.

>still being catastrophically butt hurt over getting rekt
also nice responding to yourself at the end of the old thread, even now you are referring to yourself in the third person

>previously, in nepgen mansion
HAAAAAAAAA
AFTER 2000 YEARS IM FREE!
TIME TO CONQUER NEPGEN!

NepuBuran

WE

Mmm? Someone tried to kill me? What happened?

What are you doing?

What did she meant by that?

>calls people out for using the "everyone I don't like is X" response, often replying with "have some originality if you're going to troll"
>uses the "everyone I don't like is X" response himself shortly after, particularly with regard to ghost, put or anyone that just disagrees with him
Spankfag was a mistake

>What are you doing?
Science!

>responding to yourself

No, stop. This isn't science. This is madness!

Mommy Nep!

OH YES IT IS!
weird. i feel like demolishing the mansion and spanking several girls on my way out.

You're supposed to remove it. Quickly. It's cursed.

Im already cursed.

Get uncursed. Ask Histoire to remove your curse.
Histoire is pure, she can remove curses just by being near you. Except the curse of laziness.

Eh... Fine.
Happy now? Not like i destroyed half of the mansion at this point.

>Histy in a hoodie
Too cute

It's when stuff like that happen that I'm both happy and disappointed that there's no /nepgen/ MMORPG guild.

>Lindafag is inside Spankfag
L-lewd

Well, they are both faggots

OTP

The hoodie is the best part of Neptune. Put it on any other girl, and it makes her a lot cuter.

PHRASING

Who's the one in control?

I want to put my hand in that machine.

Maybe she pilots it, like a robot suit.

Fact : C-Sha is the best Sha. Don't be a faggot with shit taste.

I want to see the 'slot' the items come out from, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

It's more like we're a one entity.
I wonder what would happen if i'd put gearanon inside it.

I want to wake up in the morning and spot ministy waking up too.

It's the black rectangle on her feet. You can see it in the picture.

Don't give me an ironically ignorant reply mate, you know full well what I'm getting at.

I like how that picture perfectly summarizes the various families.
>Neptune and Neptune Jr. are okay
>Uni tries hard to be classy like Noire
>Blanc wipes Rom's mouth while feeding Ram, being unable to feed herself or Ram steals Blanc's food
>Vert is in the distance with two minor characters
There's even an empty table between Vert's table and Blanc's.

No, I don't see what you're talking about.
What is that "slot" you talk of?

Baito desu.

I'm sure Vert is just thinking of a new scheme to corrupt the twins.

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>Gearnon and Histy are best friends

If you want to flirt with the candidate, you better get along with the oracle first.

WHO /iF/ HERE?

I'm thinking of making a group to find, abduct and beat the crap out of IF until she shows some goddamn respect.

Count me in, I wouldn't mind having a slap of her peach.

I need a picture of IF crawling.

Iris Heart already exists

She doesn't beat IF as often she needs to. IF needs daily discipline to be reminded of who's in charge.

IF isn't the lazy one though, she is hard working, so she is entitled to a certain level of sass.

IF isn't entitled to anything, she barely escaped a miserable life as a monster because Plutia saved her from Ar4, and all she does is calling her name, even when Plutia is brutally torturing Ar4 in front of her.
Seriously through, Neptune's a goddess. IF is nobody.

I wouldn't call an intelligence agent working under Histoire a nobody.

Honestly, if Neptune doesn't learn to stay silent at times, I would tell her to shut the fuck up too

>Ar4

What a horny slut, SLUUUT!

NEW COMIC WHEN

The sky is also blue. The grass is also green. America has stupid gun laws. Any other obvious things you wish to point out?

Every time.

I want to see an alternate dimension where Neptune ended up as a shy and delicate person because no one tolerated her endless memeing.

That KasuMe is fine too

I want to see her dead body in the gutter that was hinted at in the Ultradimension.

Y-you are horrible! How dare you!

I will take back what I said in exchange for a blowjob. Your move, Neptune.

Please no, I can't stand seeing Nep in tears.

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And wanna know what's better?
The first person to interact and meme with that Shy Nepnep gets all her attention and a high chance of love, it's not even a contest if anyone tries to attract her from the first person that gave her the attention, she will hold a sentimental value to that person and will choose him/her over any other.

Who will be the user that will give this Nepnep the attention she needs?

Are you ready for this?

Are you serious? I'm already giving my wife, Neptune, all the attention she needs

>Neptune is a loli
Superb bait Chris. Nice to see you by the way.

Your wife just blew me, shit was so cash.

>You will never stumble upon a homeless and desperate UltraNep who would gladly accept to become your wifey in exchange for you taking good care of her
Why even live?

Why would I want her for anything more than casual sex?

>Gearnon didn't cum the moment Tiara touched his dick
>Didn't cum while Tiara's caressing his dick
>Didn't cum to Tiara's magical handjob
>Didn't cum to Tiara
>Didn't
What the fuck is wrong with him?

>Tiara didn't get to triumphantly exclaim "Oh my, was that it?"
What is this twilight zone bullshit?

He's a skeleton. He doesn't have a dick

Probably because Tiara is actually giving effort to caress but he hasn't blown his load, and she can't proudly exclaim because he didn't blow on the first touch

Goodmorning /nepgen/
I love Gearnon
I only got 3 hours of sleep because of your bullying
You shouldn't bully like that

No, you don't get it. If it was the real Tiara you would prematurely ejaculate the very instant she touched your dick, upon which she would do her proud exclamation, it is one of the constants of the universe, an absolute truth that cannot be altered. This is a fake Tiara.

Oh really?

that ain't me

What about Tiara coming the instant she touches Gearnon's fury?

Not him but what the hell is wrong with you?