Craigslist thread: "I KNOW WHAT I GOT" edition

The fuck does he think he has

Lol everything on cl is overpriced and everybody's an expert on what they have.

so what the alternative?

set something up so you can personally punch him in the face for being such a massive faggot

>90% Restored
Giving him the absolute best chance, and the ENTIRE powertrain is mint, that's still like 70% tops.

>6k for a shitted out civic with broken suspension
atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/cto/5758653360.html`

Found these near me. If I had the money I'd buy one of them.

allentown.craigslist.org/cto/5774413317.html

newyork.craigslist.org/fct/cto/5771954819.html

Fuck the used subaru market

Why were late 70's car seats so strangely shaped?

>>Wants $6,700
>I've got 6700$ into this Durango, so I'd like to get some of my cash back.
>...Make me an offer but please no low ballers as I need to recoup my loss.
>Wants $6,700

Looks like he actually knows what he's got. Still, its a piece of shit car with a thrown rod. Its not worth much.

>lowered tuned wrx
>lady driven never abused family car

Ok

detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/5761549399.html
detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/5724597496.html

I'm willing to believe him
Lowered for easier loading of groceries
Short shifter for her tiny little women hands
Ground effect to really impress her grilfriends at the salon
Up pipe/down pipe/Tune to merge easier on the highway and to make sure no big bad semi crashes into her
325k miles cause the cunt really fucking loves shopping

>lady driven

Probably still on factory fluids then.

Why the fuck

200k miles - it was in km

>when you see it

wwwb.autotrader.ca/a/Mazda/RX-7/Beauceville/Quebec/5_28613533_20140331164442166/?showcpo=ShowCPO&orup=9_15_24

those duragnos had shit engines where the oil pumps would fail, and they throw rods like crazy.

fine if you put something else in it.

read consumer reports on those trucks, lots of sad stories.

>90k km
>""""Tastefully"""" modded
>Lame ass FOR PAUL quote on back
>14k

Jesus christ

posted a thread on this erlier

god damnit forgot image

>stored in my pond

kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5789904793.html

1970 subaru one of 10k imported.

>find E30 that doesnt look rusted out from the pictures
>it might actually be because all the pictures were taken in the dark

why must you do this
kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5763112782.html

>Moderately clean Starlet
>probably a 3k car, asking 4.5 on CL because you have to have somewhere to work down from
>wait, there's a smudge on my screen
>9.5k
He must really not be in a 'rush' to sell because it's gonna take 40 years of inflation to make barely a 4k car worth 9500 obo

miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/5788737479.html
>Light damage

I think a butch lesbian would know a bit more about car maintenance

Rust visible pic 6

>I'll scam a poor sucker into paying for my mistakes
>Won't understand when people offer me a reasonable amount of money and will call it low balling.

I hate people like this.

Oh wow. Probably sold it, too. I would pay him only $100 to tow it to me, nothing more.

ANything I should be worried about with this?

I've been looking around for a cheap wagon or old landbarge with a bench seat and this seems like the best of both worlds maybe?

albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/5782997397.html

Not if I get to it 1st ;^)

>tfw no good deals or interesting listing locally today
Bummer.

This could be restored right?

owner is a mechanic, selling as-is

In other words, something broken, currently hidden by mechanics bodge. Will probably survive test drive, and that's it.

This if a mechanic gave up on a car, you've got no chance.

If dubs, you buy it and the only modification you do is spray paint "free candy" on the side and to break it in you wear a clown mask and sit outside your local police HQ for an hour. Trips and you make catcalls at the cops.

There's no way that thing isn't on it's third engine.

Holy shit yes

Yes but you have to leave the aztec gold in the trunk or else you will be cursed.

I kinda like it. I could park that in my linen closet.

If by restored, you mean place the serial numbers on all new old stock parts, yes, it can be restored.

That makes me angry. That seller is a dumb cunt.

>alaboomers
why are old people the fucking worst down here

denver.craigslist.org/cto/5798739283.html

HORY SHET. It's not even rusty.

forgot picture

Get this Pinto instead.

albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/5800624307.html

You don't see the patches on the front fenders?

minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/5783020407.html
If this was last year I might've been able to actually afford it

I find that picture beautiful for some reason

The price isn't bad, but, HOW did you throw a rod, in an auto, with only 56k?

delaware.craigslist.org/cto/5795714546.html

It's pretty simple, he says the piston rod broke, and threw the engine.

BUT HOW NIGGA?!?!?!

>almost exactly 400% of blue book price
and what even are "actual miles", is this some engine swap shit again

miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/5798888925.html
>asking $35k for a rusty, dusty '69 mustang with 123k miles
>that's $12k above what a '69 mustang in perfect condition is worth

I fucking hate boomers

Never gave it an oil change?

duluth.craigslist.org/cto/5798885089.html
Fastback thread

annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/5775773072.html Should I?

Forgot pic

same user, here's some stupid shit I noticed in the ad

>VIN:OU812
nice van halen reference. that was almost funny
>odometer: 123456
just realized it doesn't have 123k miles, he just slapped 123456 there to hide its mileage. shady much?
>type: sedan
???
>Scammers Bring your best game - I need the practice!!!
this statement has to be like the #3 most common thing boomers say in their overpriced car ads, right under "no low ballers" and "I know what I've got"

carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/22328407

>Not in a rush to sell
Don't advertise it then

That's nothing compared to how they normally rust. Everything else looks fine on it. Still 2 grand for that? Good deal to me.

spacecoast.craigslist.org/cto/5799951104.html
Do you think I could talk him down to $2500? Since he says it's his daily driver in Florida, I'd assume that the interior is all there and that AC works etc.
I'd make sure all of that works beforehand of course, but it seems like this would be a decent first car.
Does anybody know about the front bumpers of these? I've never seen an S13 with good fitment on the front bumper. Would getting a new one fox those issues, or is that usually an indication of frame damage?

>duluth.craigslist.org/cto/5798885089.html
not bad

Look at the seats. That car has way more than 56k.

Maybe the PO just has a bad case of stanky ass.

Considering the sun damage to the roof I'm guessing they just parked it in direct sun all the time and the seats went to shit because of it.

Welp

sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5794509142.html

why should I not get this

thanks for looking out man, I'm going to go check that out

Jesus it's like every fucking cliche
>invested $2000 into repairs
>my loss is your gain
>tire kickers
>cash in hand
>stock engine
>shitty spam tags at the end

...

What's a boomer?

oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/5801490011.html

sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cto/5801828368.html

Doesn't look too bad.

>engine was rebuilt 25k miles ago
>timing belt was replaced 11k miles ago
Wat?

Baby boomer, Google it

norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/5799447132.html

a refreshing breath of honesty.

> This is what happens when you give a vehicle to someone who knows absolutely nothing about cars, can't afford to properly maintain a bicycle (much less an aging German performance sedan) and then they pass the vehicle on to two teenagers who subsequently destroy it with little care in the world as to how close they've actually come to meeting their maker every time they get behind the wheel
This guy is fucking savage

columbus.craigslist.org/cto/5801629961.html

Price is too low for something that looks to be in great condition, like others said that 'mechanic' fucked something up and can't fix it.

lmfao. i bet his family life is wonderful

>Wat?

He could've reused the timing belt.
Nothing wrong with reusing a timing belt on a rebuild as long as it's not cracked, withered, or torn.

It just doesn't make sense to reuse it when it was due in a relatively short time anyway.

Impatient poor fag living paycheck to paycheck?

It looks like the $2000 was for smog
>californiastan

But other than that I might bite...
Again why should I not get this.

He says the interior was destoryed, but shows no picture of the interior
It can't possibly be as bad as he describes it

Hello friends, does this look like a car worth fixing? I think the owner stopped repairing the car because they broke something while trying.

santabarbara.craigslist.org/cto/5742601072.html

lexington.craigslist.org/cto/5802296263.html

What do you guys think of this?