Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/

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Can't stop fapping to pugna please help.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Esports is starting

Tober casting slavs
twitch
.tv/esl_joindotared

Then in 1 hour dreamleague

2 hours after that elimination mode with DC and EG among others

Why aren't you watching sing strim?

This is a dota thread, not a variety twitch streamer thread, can you leave please

how do we fix lycan

Can somebody explain why Rank 1 EU player has 1k MMR more than the Rank 1 Americas player?

How is Witch Doctor a support?

In a ez game he needs aghs+glimmer not to be useless.

In a hard game he needs aghs+bkb. Thats 9k gold.

Plz link the full picture

It's a meme you dip!

9k eu = 5k na

Remove vlads and medallion/solar from his recommended items. Move necrobook to situational.

5k NA=2k PK

dota

U have to go midas like with AA and Warlock

Dota 2 is a game for low IQ people.
Veeky Forums told me starcraft is a game that requires higher cognitive functions than dumbass games like dota that relies on twitch reflexes and primitive cunning.

>autism is intellegence
t. Veeky Forums

>The PA meta is almost over

Thank you yesus

Starcraft is ded game and no amount of shitposting will change that.

Anyone have the EE aui version

Games that Veeky Forums likes is are based on programming and automating things instead of making you do everything manually. Stay dumb.

>tfw it's been so long since joindota uploaded to youtube you forgot you were subscribed
>gareth
>mrp
what happened to tobi >_

Tobi solocasting brings so many memories. It's 2013 all over again.

POST BEST GIRL
PUGNA

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it requires less thought to do nothing than do something retard

>misery streaming
>only 200 viewers

why? he's the best dota captain in the west right now and is totally alpha.

witch doctor is a jungler
he's got a spammable 225/500/875/1350 nuke against creeps on 20/18/16/14 damage
he's a ranged hero so he can jungle with just an iron talon like everyone else

Becuase our girl SingSong is live, nerd

>support lesh

Was swindlez right about drafting him?

is omni waifu tier now?
is PA viable?

>best captain
>zero lan wins

cr1t is the best western captain

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he doesn't shout enough memes and he's not particualrly cool like puppey is when he streams

>honeypot lans

>EL PRESIDENTE

>when you are about to kill the ancient and BKB just for the end photo

honeypot or not cant call yourself the best if you never win anything

This guy walks into your lane slaps your support on the ass and starts taking your farm

What do you do?

>put it on just for you
>viewers are 13,337
>literally the moment it turns on he yells "OH MY CYKA"

If the chinks win everything but you come second, you're the best western captain.

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I had a dream I gave Fear a handjob once. I needed both hands

AHH, MORE MEMES FOR MY DANK MEMEOIRE

TIS A RETARDED MEME NOT WORTHY FOR MY MEMEOIRE

He fixes toilets now. Stop posting him.

What if the ancients are a metaphor for toilets and he managed to win at dota just because he's good at fixing toilets?

How do I get into int cores?

Only ones i like are zeus, death prophet and leshrac

bkb

who's this qt?
just spam OD and if you're alpha: Silencer

Which team will Kanishka turn tier 3 next?

>add big tits to the base creep model
>now I last hit 100% of the time

dotards?

Faceless

Help me.

>falling for the padded bra meme

rofl virgin

who wants to stack with boc

bew

>tfw me and my friend fell for the padded bra meme when we were in highschool
man we were so shock when we found out that her breast is literally non existent during an outing

Red please draw another hot pugna and color it please.
Make her body grey and delicious.

ask me anything

>tfw your gf takes a massive shit and doesn't flush because she was in a rush to get back to her dota game
what do /d2g/?

Fuck off and go masturbate to homestuck already

cum all over it to assert dominance

I can't cum unless red draws me a new pugna. I've fapped to the old ones.
There is a severe shortage of loli pugna art.

>Heroes that are impossible to last hit with

Which ones /d2g/?

For me its Earthshaker, Nyx and Lina.

Even if its freefarm i get like 2/5 per wave with those heroes

Pugna.

>Wants to watch a Dota stream
>Open up Singsings channel.
>"HI THERE TWITCH! Today I'm going to play Dota 2 haha! Remember to like and subscribe :).
>mfw.

>being so much of a secret fancuck that hed let puppey shaft him
>picking warlock ever
deny yourself my man

Are we ready for tonights shitty memes and the match leading up to elimination memes?

wat if pugna is a trap and we have been lied all this time?

>games i win
>english speakers
>games i lose
>spanish speakers
wow where's the trend???

she's a woman read her lore, she only turned into a skellington because Viper fucked her up since she locked him in a cell.

Why does everyone have to draw red boxes around things these days

If you wanted to sum up the internet in 2016 it'd be red boxes and circles all over images

Forced 50

>people actually betting on CoL
I know gambling degenerates are retarded but come on.

It's amazing how quickly I've grown sick of warlock

The trend is that soloqueue should be removed. The fucking "9k mmr" superteam has showed that soloq mmr is meaningless. The only mmr that matters should be that with consistent 5stacks (ie a group of 5 players has a single mmr appointed to them)

i just woke up from a coma
red pill me on iron talon
what is it for

seriously please someone save me from all these dumb cunt south americans on my u.s.a. server. if you don't speak english dont play on usa east. its that easy.

maybe you should stop playing a game only played by subhuman filth

It could perfectly be a cute boi pretending to be a girl and the narrator/storywriter not know the fact she had a feminine penis or he was too embarrassed to write about it.

>You missed out on the Garden map
>tfw you will always be at disadvantage now because the map is just so blatantly p2w.

you know what i agree. anyone want to party with me? i only like playing support and i'm 3k shitter at best

making sure you get enough farm
basically to bail you out of a game you fucked up by letting you junglefarm for 5 minutes and catch up

Giving people an excuse to pick jungle legion every game

i mostly buy quelling blade on melee heroes for hard lanes; is iron talon a thing on ranged?

Man, Secret sure is having some bad luck. First the President gets impeached, then Midone falls down several flights of stairs in a bungalow, and pieliedie walks both eyes first into a door.

USE and USW being short for US east and west respectively is a common fallacy. They in fact stand for US-EspaƱol and US-Wank

ahahah holy shit epic post bro

put it on reddit before someone steals that karma xDD

>secret
who cares? literally no talent has beens

Memeleague is live

twitch
.tv/dreamleague

Today is Ad Finem (Replacing Navi) vs. Escape and The Imperial vs. Ad Finem

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Solo queue shills will oppose this

>Watching esports when Sing is streaming

dotards...

>Ad Finem (Replacing Navi)
then who is replacing Secret?
wait NaVi dropped out?!

Yes, but fuck them. And they already removed true soloqueue anyway.

Just forced 50 firing back at them in pro games instead of pubs

navi is imploding at the moment