I am Calypso, and welcome to the Twisted Metal tournament!

I am Calypso, and welcome to the Twisted Metal tournament!

It is time to register! Who are you, and what will you be driving?

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>driving
I don't have a license and I have no interest in ever getting a car

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Hello, I'm user.
I will be driving a Volvo. It doesn't run.

I'm Darksin
I drive an all black mini Cooper with kitanas on it.

There are contestants driving ice cream trucks, tanks, treaded wagons, and ICBM carriers, and you decide to enter a Volvo?

I'm not letting you in. The others have to have a chance, you know.

Moi nayme is Max, I droive the last of the V8 interceptors.

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*teleports behind you*

*beep beeeeep*

"heh nothin personal, kid"

Taking your idea from 4 and having a missile truck

I will be copiloting for a robodyke in a gas tanker

Fight me

They call me... the Lonely Driver. ;__;
>1971 Mach 1
A Miata with BRRRRRRRRRRRRT is fine too.

Another alternative.
>In which case, c-can I be MINION?

This.

Dumping rides!

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>not playing milk maid

shitters

>not TM:B's gigantic tanker truck of fuck you

And finally, my glorious chariot that I will ride into the winners circle, trailing the blood of my defeated enemies.....

THE RECKONING ROCKET!!!!

Needs the roof chopped and moved back like the Roadkill guys did.

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My name is Marvin Fezzewitz, and I drive my cement mixer "Mr Swirley".

When I win the tournament, every guy who ever bullied me and every girl who ever rejected me is going to get the ride of their life!