>Account statistics masterpaladins.com paladins.guru Old thread NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.
this game is as alive as an aids ridden goat corpse on the side of a road in the middle of the mojave desert during summer on a monday afternoon
Bentley Powell
that sounds pretty alive with bacteria.
Charles Ramirez
This.
Also, >Starting the thread 5 posts early
Evan Baker
How reliable is the friend referral system? Gave my link to some friends who all had issues. So told them to sign up in-game. I've read it just works when it wants to. Checked my own list that has one person with a white square but nothing else outside the name and level.
Charles Morgan
referral is garbage but it works when someone creates a new account with your referral link
Jack Allen
PLUSHIES!
Also,
>pointless edition nonsense
Caleb Taylor
GIVE YOUR TURTLE A BIG HUG
Joseph Diaz
Please make his eyes googly and his sounds obnoxiously squishy.I will spam his emote everytime I kill someone if these 2 factors are in.
>Reel in shitters and dunk them with my Yarnball >Do the sensei-lotus pose with my googly eyes or shoot more yarnballs as fireworks.
Kevin Sullivan
>edition >making threads before bump limit reconsider your life choices
Chase Mitchell
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Owen Mitchell
what's the most fun character to play on a smurf, I need to get the crystals for the colossal chest.
preferably someone bad that I can dick around on to let the enemy team win every once in a while.
Zachary Ward
>5 posts Oh man, somebody report him for making a thread 2 minutes early!
Benjamin Hughes
more like 20 with how slow these threads go
Adam Garcia
Fernando flank
Ryder Sullivan
kinessa
Parker Moore
Skye.
Hunter Taylor
BK
Kevin Morgan
grover nobody knows how to move and shoot really allows you to take your anger out on shitty kinessas
Blake Perez
So when is the crystal weekend starting? I want my pumpking bomb.
Matthew Kelly
Tomorrow
Ethan Ortiz
and i want to pump my load inside kinessa
Tyler Lewis
drogoz nobody will ever look up
Adam Thomas
i'll remember this
Jace Wood
>my team was Ying (me), Fernando, Makoa, Drogoz and Skye >enemy team was Edgy, Ruckus, Ying, Memeking and Soldier 47 >3-3, fucking intense match >we fight for the point >me and Makoa pop our ults, followed by drogoz taking out Ying >enemy completly wiped out, cap % was 93 >YES WE ARE ABOUT TO WI- >returned to the menu like nothing ever happened HI-REZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Logan King
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Luke Scott
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Oliver Allen
>american company >america is still havin a tuesday >WHY ISNT AN AMERICAN COMPANY STARTING THE EVENT WHEN A SHITHOLE COUNTRY IS ALREADY HAVING A FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Nathaniel Kelly
>Try to refer myself >Log into game >Click refer >Get kicked out of the game to log into their site >Go to log in >Your account isn't on record >Try to reset password even though I didn't get it wrong >None of my emails fit my username >Try to find out my username even though I know what it is >You don't even have an account with your email
What a fucking shitshow of a site.
Julian King
>game goes to last round >ying healed less than 12k fuck this game
Caleb Lopez
are you retarded?
Austin Evans
Yeah tell me all about it champ, what did I do wrong when none of their features work?
Andrew Thompson
it's worked for me just fine multiple times so their shit works just fine the problem is you :)
Nathan Taylor
worked for me
maybe you're just retarded
Eli Bennett
lol :) got me good there, almost expected some intelligent response.
Kill yourself
Charles Brooks
dumb AND aggressive :3c
John Baker
Alright you retards I figured it out on my own. It sends you to the Paladins site where the problem happens. I went to the hi-rez site instead and it worked fine.
Thanks for being useless cunts.
Jace Kelly
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Zachary Campbell
THE BATTLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
Wyatt Cooper
W H E R E I S T H E G O L D
Eli Murphy
>lose match >-100 rating >win match >+20 rating
How the fuck does this even work? According to guru, I won more elo than I lost, but my champ rating doesn't give a shit.
Joshua Gonzalez
MAN OR WONMAN YOUNG OR OLD MY SIGHTS ARE STEADY AND MY TRIGGER BOLD
low rez is far too jewish to make a skeleton champ because they want the chink money
Colton Sanchez
god dammit revenant drogoz never
Benjamin Gray
that's not really jewish, it's like saying they won't make a lewd loli champ because they want the western money.
Julian Cooper
not your personal IT forum
Parker Butler
that's jewish too
Tyler Barnes
Revenant melee frontliner never ever.
Luke Turner
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Caleb Cooper
>be Bomb King >team has Kinessa >I just fuck around because memes >Kinessa player was constantly using smilies while telling everyone how much he carries >he claims to be the best member of the team >through some bullshit we end up winning even though we lost the cap 3 times >29 eliminations, 6 solo kills >I have 31 eliminations and 6 solo kills >he still claims to be the most superior player >all the while raging like an autist why are kinessa player such serious shit?
Xavier Russell
(You)
Eli Baker
No
Elijah Foster
Fix the matchmaking first, you whore.
Noah Martinez
Yes
Angel Gutierrez
>Veteran is getting fixed
Well, playing as a tank with no healer is now officially impossible.
Isaac Cox
what do you mean fixed
Daniel Gomez
Veteran says 4% but it's like you go from 1 HP to full health in like 2 secs.
Cameron Robinson
Used to heal 40% of your max HP a second, so more than 1 rank was pointless. Now it properly heals 4% a second.
Leo Bennett
Getting one point of it was absurdly good. I would get it on every tank because it was instant revive.
Jason Howard
so now you never pick veteran, it'll be worthless
Brayden Wilson
4% feels way too low and will make the item nearly useless.
Ryan Smith
They also stealth nerfed Grover, OB36 made his axes do damage to shields the same way it does to champs, ie scaling with distance. They reverted it back to flat 300, which sucks.
Bentley Lee
best girl streaming guys, /paladinsgame on twitch.
Noah Parker
That's not Alyssa.
Ryder Garcia
what the fuck, grover is weak enough
Asher Gomez
YING DOMINATION.
WAIFU PANDERING.
Isn't Ying getting gutted too?
Connor Smith
Fuck I didn't know that was a thing. Would've been chunking shields for 3k.
Asher Scott
Spooky.
Xavier Rivera
Just bought makoa I'm now a makoa main
Samuel Perry
>tfw I die a lot as Makoa but when I get it on, the hooking never ends
Ian Scott
Feels so good. I finally learned that hook-turn around thing so I can take them out of the point and throw them to my team.
Adam Russell
I want Alyssa to choke me the fuck out as I ejaculate in her!!!
Kevin Long
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Jacob Ortiz
NO WAY THATS ACTUALLY GOOD
William Hernandez
>four instalock damage >one says BRUH CAN I PLAY DROGOZ >14 mastery drogoz switches to evie >new drogoz is 2 >get into the game >entire enemy team is level 20+ alt+f4 no compunctions about it
Jaxon Green
it's better than 50 a day but not as good as 100 per day
Robert Smith
>Win three games every day over the weekend Keep in mind that free gem/crystal weekends are the absolute worst time to play, because that's when ALL THE SHITTERS crawl out of the woodwork like termites to shit up games. Shitters you never even knew existed will be playing this weekend.
Leo Thomas
That sounds pretty good.
Daniel Davis
it cant be that bad i mean, if everyone is going to play, im sure good people are going to play too
Benjamin Gonzalez
You can carry yourself to victory in this game so as long as you aren't a shitter you'll be fine
Easton Gutierrez
>it cant be that bad DON'T SAY THAT NEVER SAY THAT Take it from someone who played SMITE for about two years: free gem weekends are the worst.
Jordan Thompson
cmon dont ruin it i gotta stay positive and think positive thoughts
Daniel Hall
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Kayden Diaz
shitters play all the time every day anyway
Benjamin Evans
time to buy chrome skye
Xavier Rodriguez
im starting to think videogames werent made for fun in the first place
Tyler Miller
They were made to occupy time for those who hate having nothing to do and being alone with their thoughts
Kayden Ortiz
Not like this, user. Not like this.
You don't true horror.
Juan Sullivan
>playing with shitters in the shitter pit on your alt accounts for some "free" gems
Jeremiah Foster
Why is poppy bomb allowed to have so much knockback and velocity? I wouldn't mind it if you had more air control so you flew slower so it wasn't an incredibly easy kill while pushing the cart near a ledge, but currently it's ridiculous with Jolt. It's also a free push button with Jolt if you land it on the people contesting the cart or point because they go flying across the map.
Also, his grumpy bomb needs to just be a strong slow and DoT on top of its damage instead of being its damage and a long ass stun that basically guarantees a kill if it hits.
Thomas Brooks
>bullying other alt account players like cassie into complete submission and giving her the dragon dick
Andrew Kelly
I always lose with Ying in competitive, I never won a single game with her.
What do?
Aaron Nelson
>stop shatter shittering >heal more Other than that, you could always git gud
