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He is also a furry

tf2outpost.com/trade/28581840

tf2r.com/kzhyn4g.html

how much is this unusual worth idk what to do with it

so i can equip the skull and bolt boy once again? sick

>redward gets an unusual
fuck you you aussie faggot i hope you get mugged in japan

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How do I git gud at surfing? Most of the time I can never build up enough speed to get very far.

tf2r.com/klnf1gi.html

qjo what bird are you

im a bird
*tweets*

practice makes perfect
just keep at it and you'll make it eventually

Are halloween potion/spells still dropped? The wiki hasn't updadted those pages.

no
F

no
also
fuck off and check yourself

"Practice makes perfect" is only good advice when the person knows how they're messing up, and simply need to improve their skill.

I do not know how I'm messing up, thus I cannot improve my skill.

>Unlocked Multi-Class crate
>Selling on the SCM for $3.68 (CDN)
>Requests to buy from the SCM are at $3.31
>Sells in the Mann. Co store for $3.25
Why do people do this?

Try doing things differently to what you're currently doing. Experiment.

wow thanks what great advice I've never thought of doing that what a genius insight how did you get to be so smart

Fuck off.

steam tax
they make thousands off of it daily

No, I mean, why are the USERS doing this? I know why Steam does it.

oh
i see what your post meant

see, the simple answer is i dont really know sorry for wasting your time

well, I only improved through constant trial and error and practise so I guess I'm not the best person to ask
if you want more speed you can try dipping on ramps before you hop off to another one, or something like that

lmao you can't even surf

wouldn't you pay money to not have to launch tf2

Mann co store is really buggy most of the time for me.

Why are so many pyro mains cunts?

>join game
>guy starts saying shit in chat
>this little shit starts complaining about guy's mic being loud
>tell him guy's mic is fine
>little shit starts sassing me

>later
>comment on how the enemy team has a shitton of scouts
>little fucker insults my pipe aiming skills
>He then goes on to barrate a few other teammates

This continued the entire match. Fucker thought he was the big man on campus in a fucking pub match in tf2, treating it like it was csgo or some shit.

irony

>berate

t. brainless pyro main

Sounds like you are pretty salty desu

lol (at you)

>barrate
I think we all know who's profile that is. damn furfags, get off my board

>buy an aussie FaN
>gifted by thief

Nice

>i contradicted some guy and upset them
I have learned from your mistakes thank you

PL_MILLSTONE ?!?!

>not just kicking big ego asshole from the server
Also how mad you are be to bring it here?

>aussie FaN

l

>ghost fort
>soldier
>direct hit
>start of round
>med overheals me
>walk over to the pumpkin and blast jump all the way to the enemy spawn
>kill pyro and heavy with a random crit
>die magnificently

god damn this game can be so fun sometimes

how accurate is this man, /tf2g/?
youtube.com/watch?v=22QBJOIay1M

what a stupid accent

>trigger warning
Stopped watching there.

Also this.

the only reason for the trigger warning is because faggots were triggered by his All-Class stereotypes video, and he dosen't want anymore bullshit.

gee whizz should i take it

>Want to do halloween shit
>Merasmus mission requires you to be on ghost fort for some god forsaken reason, instead of just any map he's on
>Takes over 6 minutes to queue
>Round ends when I join
>Queue again, 4 minutes
do people still defend mym or did that idiocy die down

>queue at 4 am on a weekday night
>where is everyone, surely it is because the game is broken as there is no way this could be my fault
you might be stupid

This same problem happens during "peak" hours.

mym is the worst thing to ever happen to tf2

not to mention i never had issues finding a server no matter the time in less than 30 seconds

i don't know why people still defend it

>Merasmus mission requires you to be on ghost fort for some god forsaken reason, instead of just any map he's on

What other maps is he on?

I'm on brimstone right now and he's popped up twice.

I got this after a game on ghost fort where he showed up literally every 30 seconds after we defeated him. Is his trigger broken or something.

I think he just does that

I had a ghostfort game that lasted 40 minutes and we got to Level 7

oh wait no i think they added a merasmus spell a while ago, that might have been the deal for brimstone

i've barely played the game for several months, but yea the spawn rate on ghost fore is retarded

I think that guy's just smoking community server crack. Horseman and the eyeball show up in brimstone, but the magical bastard only shows up on koth_lakeside_event (ghost fort)

I'm on a brimstone server I got to through casual matchmaking.

Didn't they add a merasmus spell a while ago? I don't really remember.

No yea he's definitely showing up normally.

>hellstone and brimstone made by the same person

imagine carrying a child for 9 months and it turns out to be a tf2 "dude boss spam lmao" map maker

i just did my own merasmission and got into a game in 90 seconds with no problems at all
are you connecting from zimbabwe or something

Louisiana.

Put me in an LA server though.

la louisiana server or la los angeles server

I don't think they have any louisiana servers, los angeles.

Merasmus showed up twice

Nah, I'm straight. Who is Tay?? I'm pretty sure I'm usually asleep by 2 AM

I don't want to off myself. I'm happy with life. 5 hours late cause I was sleeping, but dang. Calm down with your autism bursts in public

I'm pretty sure straight people main Medic more than homosexuals, women, and degenerates do. You only ever hear about the women playing it the most because "Oh, look. A girl streaming. And she just happens to play Medic". Then there's Feathers and Nursey who main Medic. Couple of degenerates main him, tf2g circlejerks over one and the other is an actual tf2g circlejerking over the former, and now everyone here thinks only degenerates, women, and homosexuals play Medic

How so? I'm not into that at all. Never have been

God, you kids with your rumors and jealousy of BasedViva. I get it, I'm amazing. If you can't be me, being mad at me won't make it better for you

Post those pub carries, boys.

I plug in an xbox three sixty controller and use the left thimbstick to walk slowly

How do I learn to be a medic main?

I enjoy medic but pubbers have little regard for my life

>viva doesnt know former from latter
no wonder trannies are better than him at med

Late reply but I thought this looks like something from dishonored tb h

Using the force of nature to jump a third time is one of my favorite ways to play as scout

I wish the FaN didn't make you fly backwards if you were airborne. Probably the only reason I don't use it.

Every game is a carry

Just pocket friends, stay away from sightlines, surf away from bombing Soldiers, listen closely for Spies and Medic calls

Former is first. Latter is second. I mentioned the non-tf2g first. Then the tf2g circlejerking over the former, second

but you said feathers then nursey

don't listen to viva, first and foremost

But who the hell is Tay, though? Taylor Swift? She's a woman, so what dick? She's flat as fuck, so I never beg for Taylor Swift in general

For the first sentence. The follow up sentence was the other way around, hence the "and the other is a tf2g circlejerking over the former"

So he shouldn't listen for Spies and stand in the open where Snipers can see you? Gee, you must be a bad Medic

no i just want to spite you because i think you're a bad person and i want you to leave

>Sappers can no longer be used while a truce is active
>you will never grief engineers fighting level 8 merasmus on ghost fort ever again

please
it's been 14 hours
please

>being so new viva still annoys you
>thinking hell go anywhere

a guy can dream

I think I'm a nice person

I want Hollywood to stop making horrible sequels, remakes, and ruining franchises. But we can't always get what we want

Exactly

When did TF2 add giant robots?

2013

someone posted this in some discord I go to, what do you guys think? I edited the two images together

it looks awful

sounds like it would fit in the game then LOL

so many cosmetics in the game are retarded and trash

that pic is awful btw i agree

That's no good

notices ur unusual
OwO whats this?

it needs the suit to go along with it
just by itself is a nono

why is it making that shitty furry face? you know the meme one

this one

there's a suit?

found the concept. looks like an autistic 3 year old did it. totally stolen concept from the superhero pyro set that got added in last year.

oh thats vipes thing

some guy here had an obsession with him, wouldn't be surprised if you're him lmao

OwO
wats dis?