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Thicc lala thighs edition

>Patch 3.45 Notes:
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>Expansion Teaser Trailer (Stormblood):
youtu.be/XSBduNDYrpE

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first for satan

well this is actually the worst OP

amber's discord

I have no choice but to give up.

so uh, why do people use discord?

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how does a stupid noobie like me level

Queue for random dungeons?

to get comfy

cute!

it's better than skype as far as free VOIP goes

palace of the dead is good

>seto's in ambers discord
Birds of a feather

but most people dont even use voip?

it's like teamspeak but user-friendly, customizable, and completely free

c@s

Oops sorry I was holding the monkey paw when I wished there was a new thread again.

The mutant monkey paw with a million fingers I'm always holding when I wish for a new thread.

all of /xivg/'s top worst are in there

*gulps down another swig of cough syrup* anyway thats why trump is real *burps* everything is so clear now maga!

who are the worst?

>tfw want to falseflag self to get some attention

other than that it's a pretty bullshit-free chat room software that has clean interface and is customisable

Can i help?

if you're a tank or healer, queue for the highest level dungeon
if you're a DPS, do PotD
if you're a completely fresh player, please for the love of god do your story quests while queuing for roulette first then highest dungeon after getting your roulette reward

>people unironically using discord

They're already selling your data, and as soon as it gets sold off to some chinese conglomerate, you'll be treated to a multitude of adds filled with malware.
Stick with free (as in freedom) voice chat clients.

Good for nothing

What other crafted stuff can you get from Gold-trimmed sacks? I've scored some G5 materia and a crafted Ravana weapon so far.

i dont care

I love my gf!

Balmung simulator
youtube.com/watch?v=uSdlDoIX1Bg

I haven't seen an ad in years.

Thick Highlander Thighs edition.

i could post rude things at you if you want

>he thinks to lecture anyone on internet security while not running an adblock addon
Dohohohohoho

tfw no thick aggressive highlander gf

xivg

>tfw no gf

one day my friend.

Have you made sure to do your daily comfort duties for your all male squadron, /xivg/?

xth for boredom...
who am I kidding, I miss Amber and she's only been asleep for 30 minutes, god fucking save me from my suffering with a bullet through my skull ;_;

sure

I tend to find it's more
youtube.com/watch?v=X3GaylCZKbM

Because it's a bunch of fruits in a warring state.

would I have had better odds playing a male character instead of lizard girl because I thought they look cute

When are they gonna add an option to instantly complete training for your squadron? I want to play something else, but don't want to have to log back in to complete the training and start a mission. this game sucks

yes, girls don't like guys that play female characters.

Just don't play it.

Feed me a stray spuki bugi

Don't play the game if it sucks.

If only they didn't have man faces and use male body language, Highlanders would be 11/10 GOAT.

Instead they're just meme characters for trannies. What a god damn tragedy.

She's only aggressive if you antagonize her, user.

Miqote looking for glamour advice
PST

GATHERING QUESTION~~~
I just unlocked blessed harvest II. Should I stop using blessed harvest I and just use this instead?

>all of my characters are female
guess I'm shit out of luck

that's the point

im sellin purple rain rip to prince

>Instead they're just meme characters for trannies.

Does no combination in character creation break this curse?

>adorable tomboys
>male body language
you get out

*walks in and rings the bell*
spaghetti is ready!

This

>tfw elk gets called out for impersonating liora
>imposter posts stop
It's like pottery

Mom i want a lalafell to smother me to death between her thick, marshmallowy thighs.

depends on the situation, generally I try to use II, but sometimes I use regular blessed harvest. I don't really do serious money-making gathering though, more like I just gather stuff when I need it to craft

wtf i hate chloe now

It's not that bad. I'm just super tired right now so it's putting me to sleep

*smacks hand with wood spoon*
I didn't raise you to be like this.

Now that the dust has settled and all things have been considered, what exactly did she, Serys Rudine, mean by this?

so did Shiva take Hraesvelgr's dick or did they just cuddle and everyone blew it out of proportion

What are you waiting for?

>not rerolling to ensure at least 1 line

>not rerolling until you have at least 1 line with a chance at 2 and 3

casual

look at the fucking sticker placement
i could have had it all
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where drunk niggas at

Ow
Fuck you mom you didn't raise me at alll, moot did, you just keep me fat and at home to booat your self esteem
*blubbers sorrowfully into hand and stomps back into basement*

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>s-soft isn't an erp fc guys

lol

If I parse on a level 50 dummy compared to a level 60 one is it that much of a big difference when it shows on the parse?

p.sure hes also the one hardcore ripping on Ada too

I'm drunk too often and am right now.

serys trying to damage control to make his fc look good when everyone already knows its shit and beyond saving

Anyone wanna be friends?

I'm on Gilgamesh. I'm a bean sprout.

That's it young man. *lifts you up and SLAMPS you into the ground* you better never talk to me like that again.

>elk calls me a sociopath
>semi-solid evidence starts building against him being a complete psychopath
>still have a faint hope in my heart that elk is not who he's being made out to be
You know who I am, Elk.

I never even understood why someone would do that. It just seems autisitic and stupid.

sure

What the frick mom! I'm calling adult protective services! Enjoy watching that fat check you get for taking care of your "mentally ill" and autistic son go down the drain!

I dunno, as someone who doesn't ERP and stuff, I've been enjoying the whole two days I've been in the FC.

It's patch discussion.

Someone wanted to know what was new in the pipe.

why do people keep sending me lewd tells since i racechanged to male elezen?
i thought nobody liked those

That's literally only because your thirst target/webber is in there. We know how you are, you drop people in an instant :^)

Once again it's going to shatter into a million pieces
It is inevitable

cringe

Amber post.

Weren't you supposed to be asleep, Amber?
Thanks sugishirougraal

Inb4 Soft pulls a NEET

loh dropped me on my head when i was a baby

Name?

*vagueposts about your vaguepost*

>running thru arf with a smn that doesn't use bane and a nin

i am fucking hollering

I want to feel those long arms being forcefully pushed into my anus

Forgot my trip. And my image.
Amber's asleep, dumdums.