A friend of a friend has set you up on a date with a rather handsome young gentlemen (pic related)

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Rusted out AE85. It's ugly, slow, and lacks all luxury, but doesn't come off as gay.

I hope you saved trunk space for lube.

>is to make an exceptionally off putting choice of what car you will use for taking him to the restaurant
An automatic V6 Mustang. For good measure I'll lose to a BRZ at the lights while dropping hints that it's leased the whole way.

Fiero f40 replace bondo with lead

>what happens when you watch Alex Jones without proper judgement
Not even an ounce.

any other answer is wrong

Ford Mustang with Ecoboost.

I would rather be in hell tbqhwyf

clapped out scion xB

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It'll blow the engine after 6 miles, absolutely ruining any chances I may have had up to that point.

He's an autocross enthusiast. You are teh raped.

he's gonna bend you over the hood and go to town after you break down.

maybe not the best choice

A Fiero with a Ferrari 348 body kit.

>watching alex jones
>being such a conservitard that you believe anything alex jones says is applicable to anything ever

I'm a girl so I don't drive

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I used to laugh at Alex Jones then reality became crazier than fucking conspiracies and somehow he ends up telling the truth in the last 2-3 years.

Funny how that works

He was like 'hurr minimal input' in the lead up to the presidential debate, then once it started he wouldn't shut his fucking mouth. For that I'll never forgive him.

>"""""girl"""""
Being a trap/trans doesn't count

>brand spanking new leased crossover with FWD only and a CVT
>silver paint job
>rosary hanging on the rear view mirror

This

Can't resist to that dose pipe.

>Von Assfucker
lmao

James Bond villains are making cars now?

If only I could be so grossly patriotic

we can discuss the folly of capitalism on way to meal hall

that would certainly stop me from riding anywhere with you

a honda cr-v

I went to a different feed like 2 minutes in.

Probably something like this

This is why you buy the all new aluminum-body Ford F150.

I'd strip the interior out of my rusted out Prelude so he would have to sit on the bare metal floor and I'd have this playing on loop at max volume.

youtube.com/watch?v=4jvVsf789y8

not that guy, but a pickup with a 4 ft bed? are you TRYING to get raped by chris von assfucker?

atleast you could do some actual work with that 8ft chevy bed and retain your asshole

A fiero with a really terrible Agera bodykit, and I mean bad enough that the name is misspelled on the side, and that the wheels are painted black to pretend it's cf.
Then spend the whole ride to the restaurant insisting it's the real thing.

A ~2001 f150.
Dull, boring, and no personality.

>implying you can't get an F150 with an 8' bed

You mean like the one I'm sitting in?

>except auto I guess
Does the manual really make a difference though... I mean really. I tell myself it does but it probably doesn't.

Oh god yes, ive driven one of these for pizza delivery as a teen, the thing had a foot of shifter travel between gears and 10 second delay between pressing the gas pedal and something actually happening, also no brakes or suspension travel.

09 Dodge Caliber SXT in all pink, even the interior. Big nigger donk rims, a dukes of hazard horn, and a TV in the dash. Fuzzy dice keychain, a steering wheel cover that looks like a tire and a CVT transmission.

Other option is a BMW 5 series with an M badge on it.

>V6 mustang
>radar detector

wishful thinking

>haven't gotten a speeding ticket in 2 years
>got detector 2 years ago
>only ticket I have on record is 63 in a 40 from my last car

Butthurt faggot?

The worst part is that its a v6 mustang, a fucking sonata is faster than that piece of shit

You're pretty much just backing up what I was implying

No it isn't. I've beaten a sonata by bus lengths, my v6 is procharged you homo

I've used a radar detector in every car I've owned since I bought that one including SUVs what's your fucking point niggerlover

Bread under hood.

>needs a procharger just to make 0-60 under ten seconds

Just try to race a v6 sonata, not a poorfag 4 cylinder

Post what you drive bitch I bet its a piece of shit

That a V6 mustang is incapable of breaking the speed limit

Try 5 seconds retard. Stock a v6 does 6.5-7 seconds

You've never driven one to say that. Post what you have faggot, till then you're a busrider or some civic homo I beat every stop light

Bread. Under. Hood. Or do you have as much fat in your eyes as you do your old man jeans?

I'll take the time to get out and post it when you post your car you writhing homosexual nigger

I'm not even the same person. I'm just calling you out for bullshit since you think your shitty 90s mustang even went 0-60 in 7 seconds. Stop claiming gt times in your poorfag car.

You really are retarded
GTs are 5 seconds as well.

Post car before I go to class and I'll open my hood in the middle of a fcking parking lot to prove to some faggot on the internet I had $3000 and a weekend

Also it's an 04 not 90s learn cars better autism/o/

A 2006 PT Cruiser

>learn cars better
>says the fatass that thinks a v6 mustang is fast
Kek. Fuck off trailer park.

Guess your not posting your car busrider. Off to uni, hope you die of cancer.

>whaaaa people said my car was shit so that means they're all as poor as me
>better go full autistic and be a keyboard warrior
Get to walking mcfatfuck.

Easy to talk shit when you have literally no evidence of who you are or what you have.

In my head, you're a nigger, busrider, gay, fat as shit and have no money. Do you expect me to get offended by you or feel sorry for you lmfaoooooo

Can't believe this dude is seriously trying to brag about his V6 mustang.

>m-muh mustang is procharged
>p-post your car y-you busrider
Always the fat poor people with their hilarious damage control.
>i-im not offended
>proceeds to be an insecure racist faggot while hoping I go away because your shitstang is completely stock
Hurry to class fatty, don't miss that next grammar lesson.

But it's PROCHARGED!

Still not posting your bus route

I don't have to post shit when you're too much of a retard to be able to backup your lies.

Samefag

Can't post something I don't have

you have a THE v6 mustang, one of the worst mustangs ever made. Only women drive them or faggots who think "OOOOOHHH, it's a mustang!"

So you walk. At least you're burning off them love handles nigger

When did I say it's a v6?

This guy is trying to call anyone else fat. Kek.
>so fat you have to get stretchy old man jeans

6'5 200lbs
Yourr an absolute Manlet if you think that's fat

>more lies
I guess those meth fumes at the trailer park got to you.

A stanced Nissan Silvia S14

Are you crazy? That will get all the faggots flocking to your dick.

I choose a Kenworth with a soundproofed windowless sleeper whose pax side airbag I've modified to contain a sheet of fiberglass cloth holding many lead balls. I have a concealed switch.

This is all legit per OP because it's my choice of vehicle and therefore vehicle-installed dissuasion technologies.

I modified the pax side seat belt so it will not release. I've placed windshield washer nozzles and a manifold in the headliner aimed at the passenger's face. I have my gas mask under my seat. A can of bear spray is connected to the nozzles using a can piercer for old style refridgerant cans. The passenger seat is on a post mount, step-van style, but hinges backward and is spring-loaded. The latch is operated by a linkage going to a handle on my left. Also at my left is a seat holster for a PR24 baton whose extension is replaced with stainless steel bar stock.

I'm a Christian and my God REALLY hates fags.

Assbandit sits and buckles his seat belt because caring me insists. (If not, my K-whopper will mace him and beat his ass anyway.) We drive off and I fire the airbag knocking him out and/or injuring him enough to take him out of the fight. I unlatch the seat and he slams rearward to the steel floor which I've thoughtfully equipped with a steel plate for easy cleanup and rubber coated D-rings with handcuffs. I pull over and cuff him to the floor. My KW is equipped with a dental speculum custom made by me so it's strong enough to break tire beads. I open his mouth and insert one of the steel ball gags in my wall mounted Christian Fun Kit.

I have still not tried to dissuade him from wanting sex. He can dissuade himself while contemplating his situation.

My Lovemobile is towing a portable car crusher with an un-crushed windowless van chain-bindered in place.

We drive to my rural property and park. My choice of vehicle will retain him for about four days with no food or water so he's too exhausted to fight. (to be continued)

(continued)
While praying for his soul I winch him into the van using the jib crane mounted winch. (String cable through van, hit buttom, he'll move...)

I forgive him all his trespasses because that's the right thing to do. Then I open the valves to crush the van slowly. I crush a few other vehicles and let the van sit among them until it stops stinking.

I scrap the lot then go about the rest of my business.

That's not a lie idiot

Koenigsegg Agera

Damn, how can you handle that fire breathing 150whp?

340*

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this. fags hate being politically incorrect