/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

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I'm not in the beta, how much of the value do you get back for "dusting" each card?

not much , like 1/8 to 1/4

Will she ever be in gwent?

Maybe as Painting Wraith but not as Iris

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>round 1
>opponent has Skellige deck and plays Olgierd
>I play Caranthir
>opponent forfeits
ayy lmao

Cirilla of Maribor

Depends on the card
Epic Gold and silver cards costs 800 scaprs but give you 200 if you mill them
Some bronze cards costs 80 scraps to make but giv you ony 10 scraps if you mill them

>Bored of my Mill deck where 3 crucial cards are missing
>Think about Elven cards
>Build a Trap deck
>Most the time useless as fuck

Maybe i'm just bad but how the fuck am i supposed to balance the cards?

>round one
>play Ciri
>round two
>play cow
>forfeit

Name a better quest than the crookback bog quest

protip: you cant

Climbing the tower to Sile and then fighting Saskia in the second game

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DELEEEEEETE THIS SLUT

SLUUUUUUT

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!

Seconding this

Trissfu is a former slut :3

>Triss
Didn't mean anything to Geralt in the books, was close to Ciri but then betrayed her, role interchangeable with any other sorceress
>Nenneke
A mother figure to Geralt, like a grandmother to Ciri, respected by Yen, irreplaceable

They should have used Nenneke instead of Triss in the games

Nah, Trissfu was the best choice ever. CDPR knows their stuff.

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Would be weird to have Nenneke as a romance character. And if Ciri's not there in the first two games, she's pretty useless.
But yeah, don't know why they went with Triss. She had less lines than Eredin in the last two books.

> thicc Yen

Sin

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ok I'm done
tribuchet spam is the fucking worst, hope CDPR will fix this issue

and you think the golden double-scorch-dragon is unfair

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Ok, this is fucking weird, I fee like CDPR has change something. I've opened 7 kegs between today and yesterday and I got an epic card in 5 of them. Lambert, Vesemir, Olgierd, Skellige storm and Udalryk all in 24 hours.

Question, should I mill the whole Scoiatel faction, except the rare cards (Francesca and Toruviel) to get scraps? I don't use them, but destroying a whole faction... seems like too much.

>tribuchet spam is the fucking worst, hope CDPR will fix this issue

Yeah, I said the same yesterday, and CDPR already said they thinking about the trebuchets.
They are the problem, not philippa.
I hope they either drop the +1 strength for other trebuchets or that they make them silver with 6 strength

Guys, Have they announced if they wipe during beta, and/or how many times?

Usually games wipe at least 1 time in the transition closed/open, but some don't, and some do more than 1.
Did they FAQ about?

so cute and beautiful

CDPR'S true masterpiece. TW3 was made solely for her sake.

Kek, look at that chestlet

Them aint pectorals, I've seen real pectorals, the artist hasn't.

That's gyno, dude's got some manbreasts

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That's Ciri after the witcher herbs make effect, you dummy

Or he's a polish alcohol swilling fagit and the alcohol gave him gyno.

Booze up in moderation /wtc/, most beer contains an endocrine-dispersing chemical called BPA that accelerates development of fat cells and lowers testosterone leading to growth of female breast tissue in males.

Alcohol is a waste of calories for a two hour good feeling anyway.

b-but ciri loves fagits with manboobs

I WANT TO MARRY DRUNK TRISS NOW PLEASE WHY CAN I NEVER BE HAPPY

Me too, drunk Triss is adorable.

I just found out Triss is the miracle of the universe.

Yen would be perfect if she had Ciri's piercing eyes and Triss's bouncing rack.

Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.

I knew since the moment I first laid my eyes on her :3

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Who's that cutie?

Breeding material.

Herpes personified.

Loving material would be more accurate.

I want herpes.

Hey, just played the first game in my native language (French), but the voices suck really hard.

Should I switch back to English for the last two games, or will it be too immersion breaking ? The characters really don't feel the same when they have another voice.

currently reading the books and Ciri said to Triss she has her period.
Triss storms into the dining hall of Kaer Morhen and says Ciri cant train today.
Because of that scene , i read it about 100 times, i got a period blood fetish.
I fuck my gf on her period and just the mell of it makes me cum
The hot stinky blood running down on my dick of her period is in my dreams the blood of the elder and this make me cum instantly

''Romantic relationship''
Wu-what?
imo, the regional voices for the witcher games suck in general.
I'd say stick to the English, user.

>Waited to get Gwent beta invitation
>get it
>play some games
>realize that I am shit with no critical thinking in game it self and deck building
fuck

Where is this scene from ?
youtu.be/pfuZQADPI5U?t=2m52s
Don't remember it from the game.

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>''Romantic relationship''
>Wu-what?
What's the problem? They're accurate.

From the hym quest with Cerys I think, when you're exploring that abandoned hut before you enter the cellar you can look into other rooms and trigger that scene.

> I'll never experience that story for the first time
Fuck me, man...
>What's the problem? They're accurate.
Only one is romantic. The rest are sexual encounters

>Only one is romantic. The rest are sexual encounters
It's obviously an umbrella term to cover non-platonic aka romantic and sexual relationships.

What should I change?

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Why the two healers?
Their ability is pretty shit.

Should I take Radovid or Henselt ?

Do you just want to be a dick or do you want to gold spam?

I love being a dick.
I'd love to spam the Redanian Elite and Poor Fucking Infantry though.

Nenneke is fine, she is not random, like the field medics.
Dunno, to bring Priscilla from the grave if they kill her, to bring some buff card, the infantry if they kill, which is common, at least that is the first thing I do when I play against NR, etc, etc
Mad Rad.
Henselt is great if you combine it with Margarita or the siege towers. Also, spam Reaver hunters or poor fucking infantry. Then gold the whole row
I saw someone using that strategy yesterday. He lost, but still.

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Hnnnng, such a nubile creature. Look at those eyes, that mouth, that lustrous hair...
There must be something in Skellige's food. You don't find goats like that in the continent, I tell you

Where do I find Patrick de Weyze when he's not in the New Narakort ? He's not there anymore.

At another hour, maybe?

Tried it too.
But I have to sleep with Blue Eyes, according to the wiki.

>But I have to sleep with Blue Eyes, according to the wiki.
Yeah, you fuck her and you can comment on a scar she has or something.

To Blue Eyes or De Weyze?

This deck is fun as fuck.
I bet it's gonna be insane once I get the cards I'm missing.

noob here im level 15 and havent started with the gwent should i? or i can leave it for after i finish the main story

Worked. Thanks, bit of a scam that I had to pay 500 gold though.

like how you censored your own name, but didn't censor the name of the person you we're playing against. Fucking kill yourself really. You selfish fuck.

Blue eyes.
Once you fuck you can identify her.
> Hawker support buff
> noob here im level 15 and havent started with the gwent should i?
If you want the trophy? Yes. But there is a big chance you already fucked up. In that case, I recommend leaving it for the next playthrough

If you want to, you need to backtrack all the way to white orchard and start there.
If you start now, you'll get assraped like I did.

hi neverbegameover

> Hawker support buff
Yes, and? Way more fun than the braindead weathermonster and NK meta.

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Scoia'Tael is the best deck, but also the most expensive because you need lots of right cards.
It also helps that 95% of the playerbase dont know what to expect and how they work.
Most of them just play two rounds and lose because of shit starter deck and never touch them again.

I remeber I ignored the gwent stuff for half my playthrough and then got curious, and had barely any problem to catch up. You have the first quest no? Do it. Then you know that every merchant play gwent, start to play with them...you will be fine. I was super strong at gwent, and started it half-game in.

Oh, I don't know about any completionist fuckers in here who want "all the cards", I don't care for that, so i don't know if you missed something you can't recover anymore

i think im going to do this, dont care much about completionism so, yeah thanks

>Yes, and?
Nothing, only that
> Way more fun than the braindead weathermonster and NK meta
is more or less the same.
I'd say the weather monster is actually the funniest, but whatever, is a matter of personal taste.
>Scoia'Tael is the best deck, but also the most expensive because you need lots of right cards.
Yeah, this.
I think is the least attractive for newplayers cause you have a lot of names that mean nothing to you, cause most don't give a shit about the books, and as you say, cards are awesome, but also rare so you'll have to craft most.

>Scoia'Tael is the best deck
I kinda dont like how Eithne SEEMS like the leader for the hawker deck, but Francesca is miles better.

>Oh, I don't know about any completionist fuckers in here who want "all the cards", I don't care for that,
I don't give a shit either, mate, I say it for the trophy,
Doing all what you can only to discover that you are missing one card (Usually Dandelion) and having to do everything again.... sounds shitty. But hey, nothing is stopping you.
I applaud your determination

I'm not that guy, but if you're gonna be such a fucking pussy and hide. Then atleast have the decency to respect other people's privacy. I hope you get doxxed someday.

Did they fight over Geralt?

>page trissfu

no need to, Triss knows her place in the second row

I hope not, Yenfu is stronger and would easily kill Trissfu and that would make me sad.

In my Geralt's heart, Triss sits on a pedestal :3

My Geralt also prefers Triss because of her cuteness.

My Geralt loves her delicate, gentle nature and the inner peace she brings him.