/pdg/ - Payday 2 and Payday: The Heist General

>she Edition

Previous >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Frankistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=2VbhCe21nhc
youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/Mi7-zqi5hbY?t=93
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

if 5, I post some more codes

Why is Jacket so good

If 8, you're a nerd

if 5 you fuck off and don't come back
and trashly posts her penis

3

ONE

Didn't even realize I was using the outdated version.
Forget what I said then, I'm fucking dumb.

kill all overkill employees

if 9, nothing will happen because trashley is a kike.

>its another ashley posts 1 set of codes then fucks off for a few weeks

Posted John Wick, Humble Bundle 3 and Paydaycon 2015 and Goat, get fucking fast faggot

s/John Wick/Jack Mask Pack/

>get fast
but i am
i have a bot to get the codes for me

She posted the wick codes once here when it released and never posted more until now. Two weeks later

if 3, first reply ending in 7 determines what codes I post

>Go to Safehouse and step away for a minute
>Come back, Aldstone is standing right in front of the bathroom door for a solid 10 seconds
>Hear Bonnie talking in the bathroom as I approach

Should I be worried

You decide yourself?

>tfw got banned for using a DLC unlocker

Fuck you, Ashley.

stop peeking ya pervert

on a serious note, did anyone try and noclip inside the bathroom while someone was in it yet? :^)

I'd rather get banned from their shitty community group than stop using my precious DLC unlocker, Ashley can suck my dick :^)

I bet peopel are just T-posing in there

Why isn't the OP info every updated? Breakpoints and what not for everything up to and including One Down have been known for weeks now.

Bonnie and Jimmy don't appear in the bathroom, its just a "voice effect"

you make the next OP then
or at least make a pastebin/imgur/steemguide/gdocs/vlog of the relevant information

if pic related post more codes

I'm better than solarpletex

>better than a meme
you sure did it buddy.
your in the big leagues now.

give me dlc codes I earned them

>mayhem
boy

>he only got 300 bags

Right here fuckboi
John Wick: 83NTX-ZBKLA-4BTN2

fuck off guy it gets boring after an hour and I have places to be peace off whitey

thanks

post your feminine dick now

yeh just so you know thats why i post with the trip. posts above aint me.

who the hell cares

why does that matter

Humble bundle #4
VZHLC-H0507-4V8IZ
39RZ6-FDA05-C7R5H
KTHF3-9YPVA-9RYVW
DZ3HY-CC4GZ-VQB94
YFPAI-MLB2H-2T6DG
XAR45-CD0JI-D2Y8I

>DZ3HY-CC4GZ-VQB94
Thanks Ash!

>YFPAI-MLB2H-2T6DG
Thanks, now post yaoi hole

>VZHLC-H0507-4V8IZ
Thanks again.

other humble bundles pls

KTHF3-9YPVA-9RYVW

Snatched it

She just gave away Humble Bundle 3, stop being so fucking slow

nigga i was away from home

>Actually, FishTaco inserted a line that taze the cheater, except he didn't check if someone is in custody, which caused crash. Managed to fine the issue, I think (just tested one game):

1) Uncomment the following in the function STC:Cheater_Announce
STC:Cheater_Tase(peer, 0.5) --default is off
and uncomment this in the Cheater_Tase:
player_unit:network():send_to_unit( { "sync_player_movement_state", player_unit, "tased", 0, player_unit:id() } ) --was commented out

2) I foudn a code that detect if someone is in custody:
if game_state_machine:current_state_name() == "ingame_waiting_for_respawn" and not alive(managers.player:player_unit()) then

use that to change the tase function to follow:
function STC:Cheater_Tase(peer, interval)
DelayedCalls:Add("STC:Cheater_Stopped_" .. tostring(peer:id()), interval, function()
if Utils:IsInHeist() and STC.settings.Toggle == true and STC.Caught[peer:id()] == true and alive(managers.criminals:character_unit_by_peer_id(peer:id())) then
if peer ~= nil and peer then
local player_unit = managers.criminals:character_unit_by_peer_id(peer:id())
managers.network:session():send_to_peers_synched("sync_player_movement_state", player_unit, "tased", player_unit:character_damage():down_time(), player_unit:id())
player_unit:movement():sync_movement_state("tased", player_unit:character_damage():down_time())
player_unit:network():send_to_unit( { "sync_player_movement_state", player_unit, "tased", 0, player_unit:id() } ) --was commented out
if peer ~= nil and peer then
STC:Cheater_Tase(peer, 5)
end
end
end
end)
end

3) Optional: remove the slow function. I like that function because it also slow teh wait on cheater's XP count, but too detectable.

why

What did he mean by this?

Will you be posting more codes later?

memes

youtu.be/Mi7-zqi5hbY?t=93
Can anyone tell what this line, the woman after and the line after her is saying?

timestamp didn't work, i mean 1:33

Aim. Fire, fire fire. Take them down.

RIGHT AFTER I LEAVE.
I COME BACK AND YOU POSTED THIS SHIT

>/pdg/
>not Very Hard welfare queens

>payday will be dead this time next year
please someone recommend a replacement
preferably in similar style/feel to paygay

Payday 3

...

Wicked clowns never die whoop whoop juggalo homies

payday the heist

killing floor is the only good game that I can think of that's similar, although /kfg/ is dead, there are basically no servers in the first one, and I haven't checked out kf2 yet.

Have a code goys

HZZEQ-0GIEV-QNGP4

>implying they won't renew it for another year
>implying we won't still be getting character packs in 3016

Thanks for the Historical Pack my dude.

Question: is the flamethrower considered an automatic special weapon? Lock 'n' Load aced would be perfect for it. And Body Expertise too.

Hell, if Crossbows are, I don't see why the Flamethrower wouldn't be.

No

And that's Popuko, not Chen you turboshitter

one day a code will be mine

Alright thanks

Picture renamed btw

how the fuck do you do safehouse nightmare OD

cheat

Camp in the door room.
Have someone bring an RPG, bring heavy crossbows or snipers and javelins, stock ammo, medic bags, and first aid.
Inspire, upgraded drills, and fix drills with melee.

Thanatos + RPG and Swan Song + Bulletstorm ammo bags. Bots are better to tank the dozers than your average pubbie if you don't have a full crew.

Once you go on Swan Song just go fucking crazy with your RPG and murder every single dozer on the map.

ECM jammers also help

Wait, does ECM Feedback actually work on headless dozers?

Try it and find out.

does that "don't look at dozers and they wont shoot" bug still work?

Try it and find out.

If I did, I wouldn't have asked you fucking useless shithead

Huh. Well, that's kinda weird and makes no fucking sense. But that's still cool.

It doesn't.

reminder that spoon-feeding is against the rules

your mom is against the rules

81th for dozers being unstunnable is the best thing that could happen to this game for months

...

is the mercenary trophy bugged or am i retarded

did UK twice on stealth and didnt get it either time, i only shot once to kill a guard and avoided my team the rest of the game. im pretty sure no one shot each other

>Big Oil day 2
>guards will raise alarm if they see the lab door open
Are you fucking kidding me?

>Big Oil Day 2
>Heist becomes loud in the middle of it
Are you fucking kidding me?

How much can you push the Raven damage wise? I can't seem to get it past 120ish, unless I start doing suppressor shenanigans. Any advice for grinder-based shotgunning?

>Unironically NOT having the party hat already

Memes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH I NEEED A MEDICBAG

I'M FUCKING DYING

>not knowing you can use a secondary and a custom perk deck
>forgetting about the 10% dodge from ex president 5

YE, FO'SHO

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mellon (voff_4)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Spacetime Paradox (daily_spacetime)
Brought to you by Hoxton.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

BOLLOCKS, THEY'VE GOT A MEDIC

I want ashley to give me a loot bag dlc while calling me a piece of shit

Yo Ashley, got any lootbags? Or BBQ?

Join the steamchat if you're up for heisters of the round table

I'M DYING, I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

A MEME BAG

whats the best map for farming melee stealth kills?