/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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>people are angry
>angry about creatine

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

2nd for Roleplay

Raiders as an event instead of a round when?

>tfw you're the one that initially publicized how to remain stable while using creatine

I don't remember creatine hardly ever being made before I worked out the dosage and published my book.

>no mention on people going full Veeky Forums
>no mention on pic
shitty OP

>tfw vox gf

be nice to good traders

>be nice
Thanks, but no. My fun is ruining your fun and tumbling your morale. ;)

Reminder that a single syringe of charcoal, which can be found in any medivend, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Surfer, I'm happy you're back. Don't let waifuposters drive you away please.

Hardsuit

Reminder that a single pacid smoke grenade, which can be looted off any chemist or mime, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Reminder that a single door trap, which can be rigged with just a remote signaler, is enough to bring down a hulk.

That whole maintenance trail thing went from a 0 to a 10 real fucking quick

Hmm, I might be interested in giving a run as chef again.

Does food made things matter outside of creative ways to horribly poison people?

Reminder that a single deadmin request, which can be made by anyone with a forum account, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Reminder that a single creatine dose, which can be made in any bathroom, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Surfer, go away again please.

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>Does food made things matter outside of creative ways to horribly poison people?
The kitchen is basically the holy grail of ghetto chemistry. You'll still want vendors and a toilet, but you get a lot to work with.

A screenshot of kavlax's bloodstream

FRINKIN CHUG HOLY SHIT

holy fuck 10/10

Needs more leporazine

No synap/10

>Arithrazine

wait, isn't that only for rads?
kinda redundant when he has hulk

>needing synap with creatine
0/10 my man

It's Life Jim, but not as we know it.

minus 0.4 tox per tick

I mixed it with my big antitox pills.

>Raiders shuttle going back ends the round regardless of if there's traitors or not

It's kinda shit

What happened to Chug after he left the brig?

creatine let u destroy....
so destroyatine let u create??
implement when???

>that sec deadchat

You'd have to change several things to make it work. What makes you think that wouldn't get changed while they'e at it?

Also, raider escape object looking bodies instead of minds when?

Where's the bicaridine? Borgs are gonna go straight for the beatings once they find out you cant be stunned.

He had flashes ready for us

We tried, he had a flash and a fire extinguisher, so would just flash then drag us into space

>inject 26 units of destroyatine
>able to instantly build and spawn anything I want
code it

it would require grinding a goonecode for 50u of destroyanine, and have the same metabolization/overdose as creatine

if you have 25 units of destroyatine you can actually recreate a full sized box station where you stand

>there's even a leaked copy of the goonecode sitting in a desk at centcomm
Everyone knows it is a meme by now

Reminder that anyone that actually supports removing the asteroid is a braindead coder fuckboy that has no idea what to do with the server.

>Anomaly depth
>72cm
>turn on suspension field generator
>handpick it once (30cm)
>strange rock pops out
w-what

Had you picked another rock out of the tile previously? Tiles remember how deep you've dug into them.

sometimes it is wrong

>sometimes
looks like its all the time
I always get the rock before I hit the depth

Reminder that a single autoinjector of choral hydrate, which can be found on any medbay tile, is enough to bring down a hulk.

How do I take down borgs as an average joe?

After 5 consecutive rounds of getting fucked by silicons I'm tired of these niggers

it's not exact, it gives you a number roughly near the correct number, or getting close enough to the number it gives you is enough to get the stuff uncovered

Flash and bash

Don't have a flash? Good luck, then

well that went to shit very fast

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Cyborgs shouldn't be zas immune

yell for sci to blow em

trap them in a lockable locker

They aren't entirely, same way magboots don't make you entirely immune

except retards always scream BORGS ROGUE

secborgs have no extinguer to get back to the station once spaced, sax their taser unti they run out and flash it when it goes melee then space the fucker

This is too autistic to say under my ckey, but..

If SS13 was a show, that song "We'll meet again" would be the outro. The station is broken and in chaos, but soon it'll be reset and we will all meet again, under different pretenses, bit under the same names. It will repeat itself.

yelling it should be ground for perma desu

That does literally nothing if they have antitox in their system, and they always do

fag

>get 2 sheets of metal and a bowl
>make a mortar, grind the 2nd sheet
>buy a Filk: Sugar Blast Edition
>syringe out 1u

then, while next to the borg
>add 1u of iron to the soda
>toolbox the borg
>add 1u of iron to the soda
>toolbox the borg
>add 1u of iron to the...

Each can/sheet should last you 2 borgs.

>implying any robuster worth their salt isn't kitted out with a stolen hardsuit

>>buy a Filk: Sugar Blast Edition
That's radium, not uranium.

Use an autoinjector full of charcoal then.

>theorycrafters
wew
lad

>the new meta is that everyone carries an autoinjector of charcoal because literally every murderbone traitor abuses creatine
This sucks.

How do flashs work

>wasting an injector on charcoal

Why not tell me how else you'd beat a hardsuited gentleman on Creameme?

Make your own creameme and fistfight him to the death.

H i v e O f B o r e r s S i x f o l d

Floortiles used to work
Probably don't anymore

Use a pneumatic cannon at max power with a glass shard and hope to god the thrown item protection on the hardsuit rolls in your favor

Backpedal towards one of your door traps.

floor-tiles don't do damage any more same with rods.

so its pray to rng gods on a lucky cannon hit vs armor or charcoal stab or have a hook borer force feed them candy bar of charcoal

MEDNANOBOTS

It's worth noting that anything short of an ERT hardsuit has a

I need to understand that some people just will not like me, and I get that, but it still hurts when someone you admire says you're shit and useless

Who are you? You can always get better if somebody says you're 'shit', and that person might not actually know how good you are at something.

Not if they think you're shit as a person. And also I am not good at anything.

Most people aren't shit as people.
Who are you, genuinely? I wouldn't mind chatting sometime

Alright I get you feel bad and want comfort, and that's fine
But this is probably like
The worst place to look for that

Admire people who aren't dicks then. Simple as that.

Seconded.
Spessmen are extremely acidic.
I've worked in very competitive and snobish environments but really nowhere IRL is as bad as "oh wow you don't do that job the way I do it? You're fucking retarded"-space station 13

I don't want to chat with you, I want to chat with the person I like. Many like me, many hate me. When someone I admire hates me, it hurts. It means our thinking is not lined up.
Yes that is correct.
She isn't a dick though. That's why I am bothered.

who is the person you looked up to?

oh fuck off omega

user, I don't know you, and won't feel terrible about not chatting with you. But I'm a nice person and people tell me they like being able to talk to me about their shit, and if you want cheering up and somebody to talk to who isn't a dick, drop your ckey here and I'll hit you up.
Veeky Forums and /ss13g/ especially aren't great places for that.

Sounds like they are a dick. If they say that to someone who's obviously new. By the way, stop being so fucking obsessive over someone who probably isn't even a girl. This is 2d spessmen. You're not going to die if some random person who may or may not be a girl in an atmospherics simulator.

Go away Omega jesus christ, fuck off

how to fix creatine
it's not even hard
make it like hulk:
it works for a little while, then it stuns you for 2 sec, then you are unhulked for some more before you hulk again

does anybody here remember vera lynn
remember how she said that we would meet again
some sunny day

That would reveal me as the autismo
I'm not going to reveal myself as a whiny bitch so you can feel good about playing psychologist. Just let me bitch.
I'm not new anymore, just shit. I'm a girl myself so I don't care if it's a girl or not. I know it's not the end of the world, as I said,but it still feels bad.

was it surfer? are you surfer?

>I'm not going to reveal myself as a whiny bitch so you can feel good about playing psychologist. Just let me bitch.
Sure, user.
>girl
Dropped

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Surfer's not a girl retard

stop trying to make staticname friends, being on good terms with them constantly is annoying metafriending etc etc

Nets when?

Nope. Friends is half the fun of the game.