/bfg/ - Battefield General

Hot memes edition

Previous Thread: >Weapon and stats:
symthic.com/bf1-stats
Symthic's already started their metacrafting autism

>Emblem stealing website for uncreative babbies: emblemsbf.com/

FAQ:
Q: Is BF4 dead?
A: Yes, BF1 now.

Q: Where are the BF1 Platoons?
A: The platoon feature (tm) isn't in yet for bf1, we'll post the info when its out.

Q: Which VOIP Do I join?
A: Yuropoors will be more likely to find people on the Discord. Mumble seems to attract NA players. Use whichever you like.

DICE is looking to add quitting between matches, loadout editing in the main menus and other features that should have been in at launch, soon®

Mumble server (VOIP and Text)
wevidyanow.com
port: 64738

Mumble download (Snapshot version is more stable and has more features)
wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page

>Discord
discord.gg/TK8snEj

FIRST ZIPPO HERE

Just got niggerfield 1
Best guns?

>Battefield general

STAWP IT

Mondragón, FK 96 and SMLE Mk III

>Heavy Tank
>Automatico MP and Shotgun
>Big, black Long-range Sniper rifles
>Support and Medic are shit (except for the Memedragon)

>Baitefield General
Stop this

attack plane cluster grenades were a mistake

Why do I keep crashing to desktop when there's a huge explosion?

Drivers are updated. Performance is silky smooth.
But I ctd 2-4 times a day, and it's always when there is a big explosion near me.

Driving me fucking nuts.

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You were not chosen

cars and bikes feel way jerkier than previously

So if you don't make it your life goal to 9/11 every vehicle whore faggot and taunt them after

???

Best map/strategy for getting Squad Wipe for Legion of Blood medal?

>Battefield

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

The hellreigal is alright

kill all of their squad

All of those (you)'s. Thanks guys.

my man

Either get lucky when playing normally and cap one of the plentiful squads comprised of two or even one just person or use things like Mortars and spam locations with tons of people in.

>мы пoтepяли цeль Бaклaн
>мы пoтepяли цeль Энoт
;_;

>Pushing a cute little tree frog to the point where he can no longer contain his rage and goes apeshit.
>That other frog chilling in the back just watching like a sadistic voyeur.

Frogs are truly one of the best animals.

You just have to be the lucky one to kill the last squad member.

can we have a /bfg/ squad on ps4 pls? im really starting to hate having all these mouthbreathers in my squad ;_;

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When will the medals work again?
REEEEE

WE

>Scouts are so fucking good yet hillniggers make no use of it
The other day I went hillniggering in rush with M1903 sniper, spotting flare, and trench periscope. I was top of the scoreboard on spotting and assists alone, just sit up on a hill spotting everyone from cover before they got to the objective and my team was able to absolutely wreck them.

HAVE LOST OBJECTIVE APPLES

>if you throw an incendiary grenade right under the enemy tank, you'll kill the people inside without damaging the tank

some memer just said this in the game chat

is he just meming or is it true?

Wouldn't surprise me, in the alpha you could kill the driver of a landship with the revive needle if you poked it just right.

>no qt grils play BF1

WUZ

SCOUTS

>go on a spot spree with my periscope
>have at least 75% of the enemy team spotted
>NOBODY FUCKING SHOOTS THEM

ORDER OF THE

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Absent from the game.

Was he commenting on the Harlem Globetrotters? I dont remember this line

Yeah it's two Germans talking about the Harlem Hellfighters, you can find them if you stick to the left side of the trenches.

They talk about how hardcore the Hellfighters are and how one of their offensive lines were destroyed because of them.

DICE is so ridiculous, they put the Harlem Hellmemers on the cover, make them the super duper deluxe special figure, give them their own mini dlc, and then they get a total of about 10 minutes of time in the game

Just so they could get the SJW approval

And all they do during that 10 minutes is die and lose ground, really makes you think.

>PS4 aka Special Olympics
>all sneaky like
>melee 4 enemy players one after another
>squad wipe
felt so fucking good

>friend posts some le epic multikill streak from reddit
>its some guy executing hillniggers one after the other with his pistol
>none of them react

Why are consoleniggers so dumb

yeah i don't get this it's like selling a box of chocolate telling you the square shape one are the best
only one in the box and it's shit

Where would you like to see the Battlefield series go next?

Battlefield: Dynasty Warriors

2142-2

>not 2143

Battlefield: Cold War

alternate history ww1 with wall running, air gliding, laser rifles and like 200 types of gadgets.

also an AK47 that is somehow more powerful than all the laser guns

KYS

Great Idea!

Maybe...Battlefield 1944 (?)
(Kinda 1942 but with a true campaing and with German missions, dunno lol)

A bunch of Cold war conflicts.

Kinda like the campaign for now. cept it's different conflicts.

From the Iran-Iraq war,Vietnam,Invasion of Afghanistan,Korea,Arab-Israeli war.

Korean War. But we know they can't do that.

is it wrong to cheat if you only use aimbot to target hillniggers?

yes hillniggers actually help you to win

Some random African conflict with mercenaries and such
Would actually justify the mass of random weapons and equipment from all over

>hillniggers actually help you to win

>yes hillniggers actually help you to win

you know he is talking about the other team ?

>Load game
>Suez
>No control points
>Final score 118-1000
GG guys, great map

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but if you shit on them with aimbot they will be dead hillniggers instead

>No towers or skyscrapers for the sniper faggots to camp
A really nice change

>Load game
>ballroom
>minute in, enemy owns every point

yeah but hillnigger don't take point they just farm kills so when not in your team it's just easy win
an when there in your team then gas them until they decide to attack

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Thats the thing though. Its just alright. Don't get me wrong, because it is one of the best options for assauult as well as probably the best rank 10 primary imo, but alot of the rank 10 weapons are dissapointing

They all have something excellent about them, but with compromises that make some of them comparitively inferior to other weapons you could get by rank 3

Which team has the best uniform?

I think austria-hungary

>Skyscrapers.
>19th century architecture.

Literally impossible.

>getting the most heals and the most resupplies while driving a tank the entire match
64 players and no medic or support even fucking TRIES to help their team.

They definitely have the best assault.

>actually help you to win

>war pigeon on monte
>pigeon spawns in the tunnels
>teammate snags it and proceeds to flee out of the safety of the tunnels
>I honestly don't know if he knew he had it or not
>either way he realizes it and proceeds to just lay down in the courtyard with no cover except teammates using thmesleves as human shields
>next pigeon
>rando grabs it and heads for the tunnels
>when its time to release it, instead of following the stream of friendlies coming in from the central courtyard to safely release it he pulls a 180 and runs back towards an enemy wex

I could hear the physical pain and anguish in chat. That was just one game. This shit happens regularly. Fucking suffering

The first official skyscraper (multifloor building supported by a steel frame) was completed in 1884, though it was only 12 stories tall. There were plenty of skyscrapers by WWI, but not many in Europe.

But now they got fortresses with 1 or maybe 2 entrances and mountains

>Been playing this shit since it came out
>Just got my first win on Monte Grappa
Fuck that map

>not playing operations defense on monte grappa to boost your winrate

How did they make a game about WWI where there are no beards or moustaches?

because they shame women for not being able to grow facial hair

Thank god you can't rejoin operations servers when the game crashes, I didn't even want to go back to that game where I was going 30 in 10, leveling up my support class. Thanks dice for saving my from that easy fucking round where they were almost through their second batallion on the first map. Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice Thanks dice

>Waaahhh why isn't everyone white like in the books I never read

>women
>not able to grow facial hair
I disagree, I have seen some hairy ladies.

you didn't read the whole post eh

Why does he wear the mask?

I hope when they add the French the Assault class is Moroccan, it'll be funny to see /pol/ whine about
>mu-muh blackwashing
When the Moroccans were well known for being literal savages in the trenches.

>stone age to trigger tumbler

>some african war to trigger /pol/

>2143 or quake wars for fun

>some people actually have this little reading comprehension
Stay in school, kids

FUCK THIS
flawless defense on Ballroom blitz
30-40 ticket left for the attackers
last assault
just counter some guys tring to get B while everyone is on A
zeppelin is down
GET A FUCKING DIRECT X CRASH
why always at the fucking end of a game goddamnit

I guess I got lucky for getting this on the PS4 instead

>Moroccans were well known for being literal savages
and still are :^)

.>controlling ramparts on ballroom gettin my sniper on
>making my laps and see an enemy dive to prone around a corner
>slide around for the easy dome
>look over railing to see if I can pick anyone off in the courtyard
>nothing doing
>turn back to get sprayed down by a fucking phantom
>what in the fuck
>enemy spawned prone perfectly inside of his seconds dead squadmate
>watch him rise from the corpse of his dead squadmate like some sort of fucky ghost of christmas past

bravo

well at least it's fucking stable
and that's not like i'm pushing my hardware too far
i play in 1280x1024 with everything in low (main screen died)
with a 770 GTX

why does getting sniped by some random hillnigger frustrate more than actually losing or other things in the game
I fucking hate instadeath shit like automatico trench or model 10 hunter but they do not cause so much hate as dying even once to that one fucking hillnigger who is almost it the base spawn

>running 1280x1024 low with 770
wat? I'm running high, 1920x1080 on a 760 OC at 60 fps.

>cheaping out and going with a 770
meanwhile a gtx 780 can do 45-60fps with ultra textures and rest high on 2560x1440

really? I just laugh it off because I know there's like 3 guys in his team just really pissed off that they have this fucking idiot going 10 in 15 with 1 kill per 5 minutes.


Incompetent teams though, they REALLY piss me off.

Helpless death. You can rationalize shotgun and automatico deaths as being the product of a lack of situational awareness, but a sniper can shoot you from anywhere without any kind of warning. The glint helps track them, but scopeless scouts and those sitting above you or deep in buildings and shit aren't so easy to find.

I find it kinda frustrating but because I usually die to a headshot, I usually don't care too much because they're often so far that killing me on the move with a shot to the head is a well-earned kill.