/pdg/ Payday The Heist, Payday 2, John Wick etc General

Where did I leave that thing? Edition

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>Workshop Manual
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>Extremely Frankistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
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>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
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>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
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>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
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>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
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>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
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>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
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albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
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>Steam Group full of shitters:
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>Weapon skin previews
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>Daily Dose
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Sydney is the best heister.

sydney is for lewds
post more lewds

What is the worst mask, /pdg/?

sause

Jacket is the best heister

> jacket
> heister

more like sociopath

What's the difference.
Either way, Jacket is the best.

There are 3 groups of guard patrols: Train proper, lumber yard, ravine.

There are 5 guards around the train. You have to kill them off if you want the easiest time stealthing it. Also note that there are 4 power boxes you have to hack total and they are distributed evenly around the train so unless you get rid of the train patrol until basically there's only one dude left, you aren't going to get any hacking done without getting caught within 15 seconds of extra train guards spotting you.

>see a golden grin lobby
>fagot mcnofun: it's stealth

I love stealth GGC lobbies.

I do some initial scouting like which bars have which drinks and then plant myself on the second floor and play slots all day until they fuck up while Sixth Sense keeps highlighting NPCs so they think I'm helping.

I have only ever won at slots in loud though. Dunno if that says anything about playing slots in stealth.

The power boxes near the tunnel are the only problem if you kill all the guards at the sawmill. You can get a pretty good understanding of the train guards if you sit in the last train car with sixth sense and increasing the volume so you can hear the footsteps clearly. Once you get a hang of this you can easily hack the last 2 boxes and use the bag zipline freely.

I dunno, dodging the sawmill guards with guards isn't that difficult for me. Those train guards are a fucking pain in the ass though, especially when you either fail the keycard lottery in opening the doors so you need to drill, or you're carrying a saw.

You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't purchased the PD:TH and PAYDAY 2 soundtracks.

But I do have both m8

I did.

...

those fucking meme masks

>PD:TH
got it
>PAYDAY 2
for what purpose

>Not having the OVERKILL, Santa and B-Sides soundtracks
Look at this shitter

Thought you liked my music, user.

6MBLK-6E3R6-IV82F

D3XYC-EZVEJ-HIP93

K3P67-9ML2Y-Q187Z

RYZ6K-L8735-CNHGE

H9KDN-8XP0Q-TQTBP

A74GK-9RIFA-5F7IP

D0GM6-WXE56-6JJE9

XI929-T6TTG-46EPR

>A74GK-9RIFA-5F7IP
What game

All taken.

Start posting uncensored porn
where's the porn of pdg-tan getting impegnated

dogboy posting fake codes again

Dogboy posts real codes though. They're arbitrary but not fake.

HAHA
FOOLED YA GUYS

GET MATT

>tfw New Train doesn't spawn bulldozers when you open vault doors anymore
>tfw newkids won't be able to experience taking down a unalerted dozer with one bullet

I remember an odd bug where you could kill any enemy rappelling from the skylight in Hox Breakout day 2 with a single bullet.
Seemed strange because during Loud scenarios all enemies spawn alerted.

Could shoot bulldozers in the back for an instakill when they dropped down.

Kill the fucken train guards and take your time. It can easily take 45m+ to solo stealth that heist.

That, or get a crew and go loud.

>getting A Long Night of Horrors achievement
>me and my friend are on the last keycard
>both of us go down
>proceed to alt + f4 game
subscribe to my blog

My bartender tonight looked like Jimmy

eh

>tfw joining a game and the host is on a toaster so spawns and AI are fucked

his name was todd he was a rad lad

Reminder to check your game settings and that you should check if your drivers are all updated

My laptop used to run this game perfectly, but lately I've been getting framerates of 35 - 25 and it's fucking annoying, specially on some bigger maps like train heist and prison nightmare.

>30 frames
>annoying
im so used to 15

I'm pretty much locked on stealthing missions, assault waves turn my game into a power point presentation.

I set the qualities to low and went down one setting on resolution and it runs fine

Le shadowmap mod

Chromatic Abberation

Don't die, thread!

>unless you get rid of the train patrol until basically there's only one dude left, you aren't going to get any hacking done without getting caught within 15 seconds of extra train guards spotting you

Person you're replying to here.

I haven't had any issue with the hacking while leaving the train guards alive. The sawmill/warehouse/truck dropoff guards fuck me every single time, while I can (mostly) see the train guards coming, through a combination of no music and loud sound effects to hear footsteps, and the mark-while-standing-still skill.

I'll try killing off the train patrol again when I get back to it. I just need to figure out how to move the bags around the sawmill patrol.

Doing this heist on high difficulty in public lobbies makes me have flashbacks of

I'm the host in this story and this guy was the biggest retard I've had the pleasure of playing with

you turn it off now but the option in the menu is broken.

I think OVK broke FWB mission objective triggers.

If you find the manager, it doesn't actually register that you found the manager. So you could stand in front of the manager all day and Bain will keep whining about how you need to find the manager. Heisters don't yell out the "I FOUND HIM" line either.

And then there's the fact that they didn't fix the "Secure the Meth 0 / 3" bug even though the update notes say they did.

That's a bug? I've always just killed the guy who looks like he's balding, wearing in a suit since he'd always be the manager.

Safe House Raid also shows 0/3 Waves all the time no matter what wave it is

50th for green bridge dlc soonTM

>Every single game now is just "If you get downed, the entire team dies with you and the game is over"

its your own fault for gitting gud

So is your advice for him is to be bad?

at least try to be

Mega Clover Masks:

EX8Q(fat scottish heister)-N5X39-XZ003

MK4(memelord contractor)T-5FRTK-TA0TT

5NR0Z-C(shitter perk deck for russian twink)8BL-AZ2K9

(first bow worst bow)YVL8-YYP83-IIPMT

6XL5R-BFDEV-KLY9(shotgun but also not shotgun)

>5NR0Z-C(shitter perk deck for russian twink)8BL-AZ2K9

thanks

>MK4(memelord contractor)T-5FRTK-TA0TT

thanks!

GIVE US THE CODES TRASHLEY, NOW!

PJWYZ-0NDB(it's real gender)-5TJL0

Product already owned, try again shitter

ZXHWT-74ME8-X7YDW
Add one to each of the digits. Maybe you'll get it this time shitter.

Nope, product owned.

How hard is it for you fuckers to post saying you've grabbed it?
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: AC3TM-GBCEJ-63QVB

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: JBZ8H-L7WPB-8DK9T

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: WJ9XA-5ZYBA-YKJE3

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: R2937-Z5VHW-BWXYW

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: N2VG3-Y8NVE-89GEC

>N2VG3-Y8NVE-89GEC
Thanks

>JBZ8H-L7WPB-8DK9T
Got it

aren't you trying to redeem a paydaycon code while hoping for a jacket code

>AC3TM-GBCEJ-63QVB
thx

>have all dlc
>still no mega clover
fug D:

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: MQ8PW-QMFHA-6YIFM
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: KLQV8-EZ2TI-47QCP
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 7RJV5-QN4EB-CYI9A

>KLQV8-EZ2TI-47QCP
thank so much
i've been waiting 2 weeks for this

post girlish cock

Oh yeah, I just realized what message he was getting. I just thought he was too slow on the draw. What a dumbass.

Thank Almir for coming through with the codes.

Sorry m8, I'm not her.

That makes no difference it's all about speed boyo nobody is going to look at the replies

>modders who just autokill NPCs and open the safe etc

But why?
That's not fun at all

dunno dude don't see how getting money without a challenge is fun

Any more codes being posted?
Sokol please

>not having all DLC
POORFAG

>tfw code posting killed /pdg/

no the lack of anyone getting a qt bf did

>tfw qt bf
>tfw he doesn't like payday

tfw no bf

I have a payday gf

I will never get a bf at all so you be grateful user

solarmemex is my bf

the fuck, user? solarpletex is my cute gf

she's a girl

>she

same

>she

Don't steal my meme.

> when your friends no longer play the game
> some achievements require more than 1 player

no one cares

faggot

>Only OD achievements left which I can't even get with friends

>getting 30-40 fps on goat simulator
>drop all graphics settings as low as they'll go
>start getting 10-20 fps

>30-40fps on goat simulator
don't do prison nightmare u'll get like 7

I play the game with all of 15 fps, on nearly every map. A couple I drop down to 10.
It's never really bothered me though.
I think it's a combination of the game being poorly optimized and me being on a toaster.

A friend refused to play with me because he got 40 fps on the menu instead of 60. I don't understand his bitching.

Menu is the least optimized part of the game though.

Dude is your pc 10 years old or what I play on a laptop and get 50-60 the only really bad heist is The Diamond. My friend used to play on an Intel HD 4000

>new safe
Meh.

>run game at constant 144fps
>prison nightmare
>20fps