Why has this become such a cultural meme outside the car community? I'm not saying that it doesn't happen, it does...

Why has this become such a cultural meme outside the car community? I'm not saying that it doesn't happen, it does, but why is the immediate assumption, when a non-carguy/girl sees a Corvette, or a 911 or anything that's not a beige people mover, that the owner is compensating for their dick? Can people really not comprehend owning a less-than-practical car, simply because it's fun?

No.

>Can people really not comprehend owning a less-than-practical car, simply because it's fun?
No. You bought something expensive? You bought it for status, for showing off.

It's the same go-to argument for people who are socially inept for most hobbies. Like guns? Small penis. Like off-roading? Small penis. Like sports cars? Small penis. Like boating? Small penis. Hunting/Fishing? Small benis.

Every person I've met who has this sort of argument is miserable with their lives, so they resort to putting others down because they can't imagine someone actually having fun.

poor people are fucking stupid, instead of looking up to the rich and trying to reach that level, they are envious, jealous and spiteful.
Plebs want everything fur nothing and get mad when they see successful people, especially minorities.

>fur nothing
Stop it

mfw my penis is actually avg/small and drive an old 5 series instead of a french shitbox (yuropoor). I might be compensating. My theory is this - 1) who cares 2) penis size is supposed to matter to women but women prefer a man that's compensating. If someone is small and has a lot of money it's better than if he's just small. I don't see any reasons for NOT COMPENSATING. I'd say compensate as much as you can. Those that are not compensation (i.e. lazy fucks/losers) can keep their "big dicks" or whatever and see where they get that way. In the mean time I'm gonna be driving past them in a nice car. Let em figure it out.

(cont.) wouldn't you want a woman who compensates for her ugly face by having a fit slim body? Or for lack of tits with blowjob enthusiasm? I really don't see how this is an insult.

All this being said, can we agree to keep using it to insult brotruckers?

Oh man......I like guns, AND sports cars, AND off-roading, AND hunting.......I must have a micro-penis.

nice trips

Why are all 3 series drivers patent assholes?

but that title belongs to audifags

Buy one and you'll find out.

It's a coping mechanism for poor people to deal with jealously. psych 101.
You should see how many people are jealous of my Audi.

>sitting with a group of guys watching football
>windows open
>notice a new V8 Mustang outside downshifting to a stop
>"I bet he has a big dick"
>[laughter intensifies]
>mfw it's just a base V8 Mustang i.e. as expensive as a regular SUV

If driving a powerful, loud, expensive car means the driver has a small penis, does that mean Miata owners have large ones?

As a former MX-5 driver, I can confirm that my penis shrunk by approx. 6cm when I sold my roadster.

>tfw shitbox, short and small dick
I'm not gonna make it lads, am I

Ressentiment

>drive shitbox cars
>Dick is average length and 99th percentile girth

Meh. Chode life is ok

/Girthy 7.5" pornstar tier dick 6ft tall white male/ here,

can confirm, had a NA6 Miata (pic rel8ed) but then it got totaled through no fault of my own

I guess being a handsome dude with a nice cock makes you less self-conscious about driving a fagmobile?

Buying a Miata again this spring btw, already have a beautiful example lined up -
closest I can get to an AE86 in a rust state, but the safety thing has me a little on edge after almost dying in one

looks like a nice miats desu, black looks good on them

lifted pickup trucks compensate for a small dick. not sportscars dumbass

Is that like a bumper sticker that requires a shit ton of effort to peel of?

would go around slapping on brodozers/10

maybe get shot

a woman will do it because it indicates you want to spend money on something besides women.
a man will do it because it indicates you have more disposable income than he, and therefore have more money to spend on women.

this.

I have acreage.
The cheapest quote to pave my driveway was over $40,000.
When a heavy storm comes through, I'll get 5" of rain in 2 hours. Everything gets washed out. Plus its clay and gets slippery as hell.
I don't have time to grade my driveway once a week. If you don't have a lifted truck with mud tires, you're not getting in or out.

I'll have you know, I have a tiny penis AND I drive a miata.

That's no excuse, micro-dick.

Typical urban cuck.
I actually feel sorry for you.
You have no control over your own life.
Stuck in you corolla during rush hour, never knowing anything other than your dead end job and favorite sticom.

I have a theory about this, and the jist of it is that it starts and ends with women.

It's the same thing that happens when the woman in a relationship tries to get the man to sell off his hobby car(s), even though there isn't an actual financial need for it.

Generally, women don't get into hobbies of their own, at least not until they're middle-aged or older. To young women, it's a foreign concept. The only kind of "fun" they know is consumption- either of goods, or media.

So, not understanding how men are able to enjoy themselves with their cars, the best thing women can do is project their own attitudes. What do women like to do? Feed their narcissism, and compete endlessly for sexual attention/interest. So, to a woman, any man driving anything that isn't strictly utilitarian must be doing so to be seen. Why would a man go to that kind of effort and expense, if not to compensate for some severe deficiency?

Later on, it's the same thing. A woman will assume that her husband doesn't "need" that fun car anymore, because to her its only purpose is to lure women. Now that he's married, shouldn't her affection be all he ever needs? That hobby is a threat to her relationship- what if it catches the attention of a prettier woman? (projection, again- it's very "womanly" to jump ship as soon as a better mate comes along.) A mini-van does a great job of signaling that he's taken, indirectly advertising the woman's status, AND making him less attractive to competitors.

The same bullshit happens when a wife stereotypically gets angry/bitchy because her husband is wrenching, enjoying sports on TV, hanging out with friends, or whatever. She may even come to understand that he enjoys these activities for their own sake, but she's resentful because she has nothing to enjoy herself. Having invested all of her depreciating assets (i.e. her looks and body) into a single relationship, she'll be damned to let the man kick back and stop striving for her affection.

There's a flaw in your logic. In a society that "liberates" women as the modern West does, there's nothing to stop a woman from marrying a successful man to bleed him of his wealth, while discreetly having the "big-dicked loser" fulfill her sexual needs on the side. The "loser" gets laid with none of the obligation, and you get to pay the woman's bills. Who wins in that situation?

Mud on your sensibly-lifted truck makes it less of a brotruck, as do actual mud tires and appropriate wheels (as opposed to oversized chrome nigger wheels with rubber band street tires).

>deflection
>name calling

You're just proving my point. Now excuse me while I take my non-compensating vehicle over to my gf's house so I can fuck her with my above average sized penis. It's a pleasure you'll never be able to understand :^)

>non-compensating vehicle
In other words:
>my generic car that matches my vanilla personality

>over to my gf's house
Translates to:
>my mother doesn't let me have girls over

Be sure to bring some ice cream for your girlfriends son.

These are the same people that say the same thing to gun owners. They're either jealous faggots, or retards that seriously don't like others owning stuff they don't like.
tl;dr, they should be executed

pls no bully corolla

This user gets it. Jealous plebeian mentality.
It's bad enough I have to drive through their shitty neighborhoods to get to work. I wish we could just do away with them.

ohh fucking nooo. cringe.
if i was there id run to the window to see it and educate them

Really nice leather interior on that Miata, man.

tiny rice rims
nice

Jealousy and spite

>If I can't have it, you shouldn't want it
>This validates my life.

Also see:
Attractive women are whores
Attractive men are asshole chads
Rich people are eviler than you

Except single men are guilty as well

Those types of cunts should realize cars are a death machine when moving and shouldn't drive at all

And then push for a ban on deathmachines? Rather not.

Hell they ride on a bus and a train without seatbelts that's like a crushed can full of sardines. That's right, I'm looking at you /n/ you're not safe ever

Men make small dick jokes about showy lifted trucks, but I don't usually see it for sports cars or other kinds of vehicles. Though there are other jabs, "mid life crisis" and the like.

Haha yeah thanks, apparently they styled it after Ferraris of similar vintage so it was pretty a e s t h e t i c

But in retrospect it kinda sucked, it got insanely hot when parked and way sweaty with the top down in the summer, and you slid around quite a bit, cloth is probably better

They're the factory 14" German made BBS faggot

But they were pretty fuckin cute, and insanely light, I think under 10 pounds a wheel

Funny story, I didn't buy the car back from the insurance because it was fucked, but I pulled the center caps off the wheels and sold them for like $400 on eBay. Fuck I miss the thing, 90k mile California car in pristine condition, I'll have to post a better pic when I get home

I like it.

Gives me an opportunity to whip out my huge cock

damn just looked up some period Ferrari seats, the resemblance is remarkable

mine had the Nardi accouterments as well, shit was cash

I honestly only think this when I see people with ridiculous trucks where the tires are taller than my car. If that's not compensating, I don't know what is. Cool cars like sports cars or exotics, I just think that driver has good taste or whatever.

another pic of it, thing was literally spotless

grandma owned Cali car that I brought to Colorado in order for it to be BTFO by a Chevy Sonic after 3000 miles of having it

It was pretty fucked up, I was really torn between selling it for a huge profit, or keeping it indefinitely, and the day I decided "fuck it, I love this thing so I'm gonna keep it in great shape and put another 200k on it" it gets destroyed

But I'm getting a 50k mile 1995 M-Edition this spring, 15" factory BBS this time :^)

Probably gonna drive it for a couple of months then sell it for boomer prices on bringatrailer, and get something better to compensate for my huge cock with, like a tarbo SW20

Literally the best version of the Miata we ever got in the states. I wanted one real bad but gave up after a year of searching. Be sure to post pics here when yo get your hands on it!

Definitely, it's a tie between the 95'M, 92 B&T and the Laguna Blue 1994 R-Package for me

Here's a pic of the car actually, it's owned by an old couple that lives in Taiwan most of the year so they store it for the winter, and I don't have a garage/have a Subaru for the winter so I'm holding off until spring at which point they will sell it to me for $3000

so fuckin hyped

>like something I don't like
>HURR DURR PENIS
It's just closeted self hating homos who are obsessed with dicks equating EVERYTHING to penis because they can't get it off their minds

that a crazy good price. mileage?

just over 50k miles, considering the bubble that's inflated around low mileage special editions, yeah it is a crazy good price

the one thing i didn't like about my '92 is I had to be incredibly anal about its condition. I mean I drove the piss out of it but having to wash it at least once or twice a week and constantly being worried about it if I left it parked in the city somewhere, or anywhere really was pretty annoying. Probably gonna be the same story with this one, hence the desire to flip it and get something less "collectible" (which is ridiculous because it's just a fucking Miata)

An S2000 seems more and more appealing, Spa Yellow just looks so fucking good

Same shit happened to me.

I bought a new car with a 6 speed and all I would hear from a few friends was small dick jokes for a few weeks. Both of them are married and is either in debt or wife won't let them have anything sporty.

People who draw those comparisons are either insecure about themselves, jealous, or simply spiteful because they can't stand to see someone fulfilling their dreams and having fun.

Anyone who has to attach any relation to genetellia is typically a massive closet-faggot to boot.

Well, every time I see a man in a fancy car I think "sorry about your penis".

Masculinity is fragile and cars are a form of compensation.

It's well known that many acts of male aggression are best understood as responses to anxiety about living up to standards of masculinity and continual pressure to prove oneself.

This is especially problematic in western society because there are no formal initiation rituals into manhood like many tribes do, so men in western society are left to affirm their manhood through activities like beating women, catcalling, projecting accusations homosexuality onto other males, and owning souped-up cars and driving too fast. (aka hooning).

Source: I have a degree in anthropology.

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>matching hardtop

HHHNGH