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>Tips and guides
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HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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so early

i want to suck pyro's futa cock

I love boobs and pussies

Be honest now, have you used female character models

I have

i want to use a female character model irl

No, because I'm not gay.

Same. Don't forget about ass and hips

My GTA character is a girl. When I buy two Pokémon games, I chose a girl on the one I'll play most and a dude on the other game

I'm not gay but I think vaginas are disgusting

I am gay and I agree with you.

Your gta character is ugly. Like most of the gta chracters but anyway

Gay

would you fuck a trap with a really cute butt

How cute we talking?

Human level of cuteness.

the CUTEST
lucky genes, exercises regularly, silky smooth skin, etc
if you just saw the butt there's no way you could tell its a guy

*Vomits*

oh


:x

Whats the best way to play Pyro these days?

...

stabbing an aimbot sniper with 20 killstreak while wearing the gibus/pyro "just a f2p" set

watch him flip out as "fucking f2p" and focus you only for the rest of the match

win, shitpost him hard

With two medics.

How'd you get a backstab on an aimbot?

They're making fun of us on /v/ again.

new thread

>He still browses /v/

what are you doing in /v/

>enemy medic overheals every single breathing creature
>our medic switches to pyro after dying once

why why why why

Something like this

>enemy medic heals the one good player on the enemy team
>our medic heals everyone but me (the only good player on our team)

can't b doing like this

>stabbing an aimbot sniper
He wasnt using aimbot
or
You got him from the corner while he was shooting at someone else
or
He just let you do it because he want to look legit

same way you snipe an aimbot, wait for him to scope in and shoot so hes stuck in reload

>Using stock grenade launcher, chargin targe and eyelander
>Dominate a tryhard solly and his pocket med, both with unusuals
>The med starts telling me to git gud with stickies
>Go stock demo
>They leaved because I got a crit sticky on both
>mfw

>4:1 k/d
>Our med still insists on healing the heavy who can't even get more kills than deaths
>Calls our team bad every time he dies

>play medic
>every player insists on being at least 20 feet away at all times
>usually hiding behind walls spamming Medic
>usually to get anywhere near I have to pass two sticky traps two snipers two soldiers and watch my back for scouts and spies all well i only have a retarded heavy near me

Don't play medic for retards, then. If I'm playing med and my team can't protect me, I'll usually switch to a class I'm totally useless as, like sniper or scout.

The Jackpot achievement is not counting round wins.

But somehow I have 4/10.

Should i begin playing mvm now that I have disposable income

Save your disposable income for something that isn't gambling, lad.

>fantasy stories
wow really cool please post more

i hit an airshot once

few minutes before this screenshot was taken he was bitching about how people didn't protect him as medic

spy mains are truly the niggers of tf2.

>Soldiers that don't protect their meds
Pretty disgusting, desu. If you're constantly letting your med be picked by spies and scouts, can you really blame him for changing classes?

tfw pal doesn't like playing with you

youtube.com/watch?v=rtFERfvc0s0
I keep posting these because I like them, and I'm quite depressed.

TF2 is as good as in 2012

i think talking with people might be more helpful

more fantasy stories

Is Demoknight a viable main?

maybe if you only ever play KOTH or CTF on pubs.

>Soldiers
Pretty disgusting, desu.

>You are now defending

You melt infront of enemy Sentry but a pretty cool spycheck and über dropper class. Can take Spy heads or kill any Medic coming closer to your Sentry. Once beefed with heads can halt down any pocket's movement toward your Sentry. Still a good Sniper or Scout main can out play you.
Let's get real you can't be a medic pocket but play as a sweeper subclass; but why?

>ask Soldier to equip Shotgun instead of Crutchboats or Banners
>now that Soldier qualifies as "Pocketable"
>If not, then Medic won't heal that Soldier.
Problem solved. As long as Soldier cover fires for Medic with (stock) Shotgun, he'll keep his RL loaded for blast jumps and Sentry engage.

fucking lol

does overwatch players REALLY think their games takes more skill than tf2

>tfw using the reserve shooter with the liberty launcher
>it actually works really well

youtube.com/watch?v=fYjxsf66-YE

i will bully you

does anyone know where the 2:22 snippet is from?

Yeah, it's something about the eyes that ain't right. She could be worse. At least glasses are a thing in the game

I would not

As if there were any good way to play this game in general nowadays

But Detonator jumping and reflects. Basically Him-Dude

unbased retard

what

Whoops. Fucked up again

Just swap those two posts at the end there with one another

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Iunno

so youre seaying the snippet is from he-dude?

His-Guy, yeah

i bet he would fuck a trap

>Yeah, it's something about the eyes
Nah, it's something about horrible haircut.

o okl thank for the help ! Based !ViVASFa0..

You'd be a losing man if you bet on that

Dude, that's like the best hairdo in GTA. Fuck outta here with basic buns and ponytails

No problemo, Anonymous 11/22/16(Tue)15:07:04 No.160856151

this isn't team fortress 2™

I talked about Team Fortress 2 in the first post, though

How is that a good hairdo in the first place. No one wear haircut like this irl cuz it's just ugly.

Only in Skyrim as a female argonian, but that's it.

captcha is racist today btw

My friend wants to spend fucking 70€. Should I stop him?

ESPN's Sage Steele rocks the shit out of it

Speaking of hair, what's the worst hair cosmetic in TF2?

It's his money, not yours

on what? if it's on tf2 then yes, stop him. if it's on like a new coffee table or something then also stop him, you can get one that's just as good for like 20 at a thrift store.

B-but spending 70€ at TF2 in 2016...

B-but he earned his money, so now he gets to spend it however he likes if it's a steady income

Focus on your finances. Let your friend focus on his

>You shouldn't convince your friends to not make terrible decisions
Why would you ever take advice from a bagboy who still lives with his parents and never graduated from college because it was too hard for him?

I'm not gonna tell my friend "Don't date that girl, bro. She isn't for you". It's his life choice to be with the girl he loves. He has the final say in things. Sure, we can say some pros and cons, but we're not the one pulling the strings for him. He's his own person. He does as he wishes

But you go right ahead and be that cunt who distances himself from his best friends

I enjoy payload.

I enjoy gaylord.

>Giving your friends advice counts as distancing yourself
God damn, you are such a mongoloid. If I think the girl my friend is dating is just some no-good whore, I'll be sure to tell him so, and I expect him to do the same for me. That's what friends are for, after all.

If you've got concrete evidence that "Yeah, so and so is not as good as you think after all" of course you can have a talk with him. If you're just gonna say so for the fuck of it, you're dumb

are we posting captchas?

Anyway why would you need college education if you can get money without it?
I wish it's will be the same way in my country. Here if you doesnt get any education besides school untill like 30 you will be unable to get work besides "i spent last 15 years in prison and now need to work to eat something tomorrow" tier.

Someone here posted this one a while back

I like it

...

viva we all know you're just projecting so you can try to rationalize spending thousands of dollars on a single free video game and not feel bad about it

If you're American, that's pretty much what happens here. Viva works a minimum wage job that any high schooler could do and calls his life "blessed."

>Trying to convince Viva of his delusion
Why even bother? He's so wrapped up in his "based" persona, nothing can get through to him. Guy clearly needs mental help.

I've started to make a compilation of viva's "viva-y" moments

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do you guys think I'm asking for too much on the big elfin?

dos

Pybro: sentry sweeper, prop scorch, sapper removal
Your pick would be Stock or Degreaser with Maul or Neon. Secondary is picked according the situation, effective range or setup.

Flank: follows high ground flank routes backwards, drop diver to sweep/split enemy Medic
Loadout staples are Powerjack and Detonator. Any primary would fit in, depends on the enemy team's setup.

Those two are the most popular, from time being. I do a "Harass" gameplay with Backscratcher and Scorch by roaming around healthkits to shove people into corners. Results were funny, but not effective at all imo.

tres

Will try to make as many as possible

Why would you givd attention to an attention whore? Are you stupid?
>Sees numbers written in taco
Oh I see.

stock/stock/whatever

powerjack is best melee but all others have uses
you can use degreaser if you like to swap back and forth when fighting projectiles but afterburn and extra airblasts come in handy a lot
there is no reason to use anything other than shotgun if you want to not be complete fodder and still play pyro

Who are you quoting?

You are not good at reading are you?

I am, that's why I know that your le meme greentext is supposed to be used for quoting and not some alternative for *insert action here*

it was mine too actually