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first for reddit

Hopefully getting new fiberglass cast. What color should I get?

Naked carbonfiber

kys yourself

YOLO

penis colored

If only this free healthcare system would allow it.

Better be on their way to the tire shop..

So pink?

pink of course. Have any hardware in yours? I had 7 screws put in when I had a broken leg, itched like crazy, worst part of having the cast. I cut a hole in the side with a die grinder to itch it, doctor saw it when I came in for more x rays and made me get another cast. Luckily the recovery is fast from a break though, I was back in a month, ligament damage is much worse to deal with. What did you break?

Suzuki Blue

brown in your case ya fucken shitdick poof

Weber B fracture of R ankle

Implant: 6 hole 1/3 tubular small frag plate GA, supine, shave, scrub, time out, IV Ceph, AKT, chlorhex sterile prep and drape Longitudinal incision, direct lateral approach Comminuted fracture with significant soft tissue interposition, anterolateral cortical injury to distal tibia, syndesmosis intact Fracture cleared, reduced and lagged 6x hole 1/3 tubular neutralisation plate applied

>he doesn't exert power over his gf by fucking her in the ass

Nice pink toenails ya fucken pooftah.

Sounds like some fancy shit, I'm American so they just put some wood bullets in there with a DeWalt

Confirmed for never had surgery

Repsol

I haven't seen the xrays of the implant. But by looking at yours, I'd say it is most probably much the same.

KTM Orange, cause its broken.

Noice. Didn't think of that.

I also had one big one through both bones that they took out after a few months. I was awake and it was creaking like crazy when they unscrewed it, they almost stripped it out too, would have had to loan them my EZ out. It's titanium so I still have it in, I can feel it when barometric pressure changes a lot. They gave me the option of doing stainless but I didn't want to have all that shit taken back out.

Did they just dope you up real good to remove it? Don't think I could deal with that.

None of mine needs to be removed, I'm titanium enhanced for life now.

Dare me to get the new 2017 GSX-R 1000?

Yes

>tf no white girl with 848 evo

Just go to the dealer and get it with no money down

>wanting two high maintenance items

Has CB400pastanigger posted?
Or is he dead from all these earthquakes?

RIP PASTANIGGER

Nope just local anesthetic. Make sure to get the card to let you go through metal detectors in case it goes off

RIP PASTA NIGGER

Havent seen him post in a while but im pretty sure hes not dead.

I asked about that when I first came in before surgery and they said they only gave them to hip replacement patients. Will have to ask again, might get a different answer from a different doctor.

He was raped to death by refugees on a public bathroom

if dubs you have to buy one

Did he buy a cruiser to ride to the public toilet?

WITNESSED

fuck me dead. anyone have any idea how much it will cost? suzuki is good at pricing so I am guessing it wont be more than $12k

Depends on where you live on spaceship earth.

dat pigfat swingarm

Looks like nearly all big bikes these days

read the filename

they have 2 spec levels.

GSX-R1000 with showa big piston I guess? and lower spec electronics.

GSX-R1000R with the balance free fork and shock + 6 axis imu.

I'm guessing the base model will be in line with older models and the 1000R will be more in line with say the new R1M price (probably a bit under).

Damn. To be honest, I don't see it doing well if that is the case. These bikes are only marginally better than the S1000RR which you can buy brand new for $16k ish. The R1M is another $10k on top of that

sorry I should have typed R1 not R1m

the R1M is not 26k anyway.

It's off for now.

i'm gonna kill myself today. i'm gonna do it

nice cankles. you look like a hillary voter

Pls do it

>what is swelling

i'm not actually going to kill myself today. i have to wait until i get my check so my insurance company doesn't get to completely fuck me over.
>what is a joke

>Implying somebody will care

all the road use is done.
good for ages at the track

Its like you have never broken a bone before and seen swelling.

i wasn't expecting it to be this easy. i smell redditors

Takes one to know one ;^)

>I was only pretending to be retarded

>damage control

>damage control: the post

those dont look stock, what kind of handlebars are those?

but it was actually a joke, and you are actually retarded

oh what the fuck. okay, as i was asking before what kind of handlebars are those?

Why didnt you ride up beside his car and break his mirror off? or at the very least piss all over the car when he stops.

reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/5a4xh0/that_moment_when_someone_decides_to_clean_his/d9dzu4n/

More damage control.

>I was a joke, I wasn't being retarded.

Why? Just because a motorist cleaned his windscreen, you want to cause damage?

Calm down ya retard.

>kux.png

Yes, they could have done it when you were not right behind them, complete cunt, deserves to be beaten near death in front of their children.

Who cares. That is one of the things you accept when you decide to ride.

You need therapy.

What a cuck

>people who think a busa is a real GSX-R

I bet you only ride on weekends and when the weather is 100% good.

I bet she rides better than 90% of /dbt/.

Obviously i care, if they are beaten near death they won't do it to another person again due to fear of death.
>lets people spray liquids all over their body without permission
>calls others cucked

Chill bro. Nobody here cares about it, its a part of riding

It's not a gsx-r.

It's a GSX1300R

m.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/5a7jxy/unluckiest_first_day/

LMAO

kek! idiot

Shitposting aside i have actually never had someone spray me with their wipers in all of my ears of riding

why do I have a clone now?

I'm gonna have to start a new original shitposting.

why didn't he beat that man within an inch of his life?
preferably in front of the mans children

i keked

I'll spay all my liquids inside ur boipucci, fagget!

Don't post links there. It triggers me

>being an AIDS carrying poo stabber
Fukken poof

exackry

I'll give u my aids even if u don't want to bby :)

its still in the japscrap family. its like a honda civic, every faggot owns one

in all seriousness id break your skull by beating you with a 36 inch long double ended dildo

it is now 1 month of riding safe on my baiku :)

next month you die

I don't plan on sticking around anyway

it's basically a big Katana

Thread needs more webm.

Cbr or r1 for first fun?

Johnny pag

first fun?

cbr400rr

gs500 then either of the two