FUCKING DEER

Fucking keep that shit they taste great.

>German Car hits American deer --> venison tonite
Chinese Car hits bicycle --> tears tonite

Fuck deer. Remove bambi. Get a truck with a bullbar for more efficient deer genocide.

HEY
AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN STRAYA

youtu.be/PdviZSwhjfo

You should've seen it faggot. I bet you were playing with yourself or on your phone.

Shit, man. Sorry for your loss.

>Live in Hawaii my whole life where I don't have to worry about this shit happening
>Want to live in the mainland but have this constant dread about how shitty it'll be to drive long boring stretches of highway at night with fucking deer crawling all over the damn place
>Paranoid af about drunk/sleepy drivers on said long empty stretches of highway and will probably pull off the road and shut off my lights every time I see someone coming the opposite direction in the hope they stay the fuck away from me

>Live in Hawaii
>Want to live in the mainland
What the actual fuck is wrong with you

I imagine Hawaii might be one of those places that's nicer to visit in than to live in.

It is. It's an island, so everything has to be imported, therefore everything is more expensive. The natives are also fat, drug addicted racists who blame the white man for every trouble they experience.

>No fun allowed - Hawaii Raceway Park got shut down because of the EPA and financial issues so no more drag strip and road course
>SCCA sanctioned drift events stopped because people bitched about the noise
>Kalaeloa Raceway shut down and I'm not even fucking sure why, guess financial and political BS, either way - no more rallycross, dirt oval racing, or motocross
>Like guns and Hawaii is fucking shit in this regard, making it an absolute pain in the ass to purchase and own, and the ranges suck and you can't do anything with them
>It's basically summer year-round and I want to see and experience winter and autumn
>Oahu only has one fun driver's road and it's a residential area that also gets drowned in tourists during the daytime
>Half the roads here are rough as shit and traffic sucks, ranked third for worst traffic in the country last year
>Rather grab SKS and go inna woods when the economy tanks than eat fish and be surrounded by a million people killing each other over resources because this state basically makes jack shit and is only barely functional due to tourist money and imported goods
Also is half true.
Pretty much. Really though, I might just be that Oahu fucking blows. I'm sure the other islands are 100x nicer to live in from what I've seen. Less police, less shitty government involvement.

At least you won't have to drive a bmw anymore, I think that deer did you a favour.

You like fucking deer?

This vid is australia in a nutshell

did you keep the rack? was it a 10 point?

that front bumper needed refitting anyway.

Deer had to sacrifice his life for destroying some faggot's piece of shit BMW.

Good speed Deer.

Does Veeky Forums have the highest amount of butthurt poorfags than any other board?

Damn user, I hope you can get it fixed.
It might not be a complete loss, you never know.

I'm hoping.

Never noticed all the blood on the wheel till now, fucking radical

THE MIRROR!!!!

OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOOOODD!!!

Fucking deer is right

I know that feel, OP :(

I'm still afraid of hitting another one, even a year and a half later.

>see this sign on the highway while driving at night
>nervoussweatyman.gif
fuck driving up north.

Jesus, how is a deer doing this kinda damage? I had a shitbox of a 92' Camry that was my winter beater, and I rekt a deer with it, and the only damage was a broken bumper and a buckled hood, car drove fine and only cost me $500 to get it going again

FUCKING CAR

The first time I hit deer with my Astro it was a doe,a fawn and an 8 point buck.Fucked the alignment, headlights and radiator up. Hit at 40MPH, surprisingly the airbag didn't go off which is rather concerning.

Effing deer got my r32 as well

I could have been killed

Ek = ½mv.v
Velocity

Lol wtf I know this kid

Are you fukken serious you were in this car?

Mines the GTI

The deer didn't do really any of the damage. He popped out, I was going 73 zoning out on the interstate at 3am, tried to correct to avoid the bastard, hit a lot of loose sand on the breakdown lane, clipped the end of a guardrail, guardrail ripped the entire wheel and hub to shit, I lost control cause no wheel, went off into the center median which was a 15 foot or so drop, went through a bunch of saplings and collided with the embankment on the other side and stopped dead. Rear of the car was still immaculate.

75 miles an hour lad

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The deer literally jumped out in front of the car while I was going 55. There was no chance to hit the brakes, just clipped the corner and destroyed the radiator, leaving a humongous dent in the hood.

God damn meadow niggers.

If it wasn't hunting season I'd agree.

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I remember seeing someone on the highway drive through a deer that already got ran over like it was nobody's business and one of its severed halves got thrown across the lane it was pretty funny 2bh

kek

I kek`d

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My ex lived out in the country and there were at least 8 of these areas between our places. Never hit one, but many close calls.

I came within about a foot of hitting a deer once. It started moving when it saw the headlights so I guess I got lucky and found the world's most highly evolved deer.

if that's really him, why did he steal a family friend's GT500?

youtube.com/watch?v=eqF1N3m-gl8

Oh deer, that made a mess

Got butthurt when I saw it was an M3, then I saw it was the convertible. Thanks based deer for decluttering the roads, also fuck you OP.

What the fuck is wrong with these guys?
>Ah hyuck hyuck hycuk that'd be like, so totally funnay like omg lel
>AH THE MEERRER

>>Runs a guy off the road.

i think /g/ takes that cake

they're so poor that they literally would spend hours typing thousands of words just to install an operating system than just getting a computer powerful enough to run the one that is supported the most

hell, for a while some of the people kept saying that soundstage doesn't exist because they couldn't afford any other headphone than the one that came free with their phone

>OH MY GOD YOU BOUGHT A LAPTOP THAT ISN'T A THINKPAD THAT COSTS LESS THAN $500 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Wallaby

It's also true. There's something satisfying about seeing one of those dumb fucks jump out in front of you and just hear the "dongg" when it gets slopped.

At this point I kill deer opportunistically to reduce the chances of one hitting my car.

I went from linux on a thinkpad to OS X on a macbook and have wasted more time than ever ricing this shit

The GUI is so damn shitty for everything but viewing porn that I now manage all my files with emacs

>GUI babby mad he got told by the big boys again
what a laff

That's what you get for driving carelessly. Serves you right.

In my semi rural town we have hit enough deer collectively over the past 20 years to alter the gene pool of deer herd. We only have smart fuckers now. If they see or hear a car they immediately stop doing deer shit and get off the road and wait for the cars to go.

Cows are 100x worse
T. Aussie

I need a 10 hour remix of this

wew lad, seems like at least you didn't sustain injuries
a friend of mine hit a horse in a W124, the head of the animal ended up inside the car. They had minor injuries and the horse was decapitated.

never saw a deer through these areas and I'm glad

AAHAHAHAHA STAY TRIGGERED HILLDAWG
awoo~

>tfw they dont even bother putting these up where I live as the entire area is moose territory

I've encountered deer jumping in front of me multiple times and always avoided them by maneuvering around, or braking if I had enough time. The only way I could see hitting one is if you're a fucking woman, or it jumps at your car when you're less than 15 feet away, truly at the last fraction of a second. I usually drive with one hand at 12 and one out the window, too. What's it like having such shit reflexes?

I've avoided raindrops

>You should maneuver around a deer that jumps out when you're going 75 miles an hour on the interstate

What's it like wanting to kill yourself and your occupants? There was a car to my left and a ditch to the right, but you're absolutely correct. swerving into either one of those is the safest and most logical option.

>You should maneuver around a deer that jumps out when you're going 75 miles an hour on the interstate
I have literally done just that, except I was avoiding some fuck that pulled out in front of me from a side street and it wasn't an interstate. I was going 70. There was a car in the oncoming lane too. Fishtailed a little but recovered, nobody made contact with anyone else. Learn to fuckin drive pleb.

kek, are you serious? Thats not an R32 and it obviously hit that poll...

>thinking the Gtr is the only R32
Wew what a weaboo

Bmw are only costly in America, meanwhile in yurop people buy toyota yaris or fiat panda because they are not giving money for broken nazi shit. Please don't found subhumans who started every world war.

at least you didn't hit a moose

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Eat that motherfucker

Why the fuck go around them when you can just go through them? Get your bullbar on, user. Be a part of the solution. Bambi genocide now.
>tfw every day is fiesta day when you're a dane with a pickup

lmao jealous poorfag
i am european and i will never buy jap shit

God fucking damn those things jump far as hell

Conspicuous lack of damaged trucks in this thread

shitboxfags btfo

I once saw a deer jump over a car sideways.
>Car was ~100 yards in front of me
>we were each going 60
>deer comes screaming across other side of the road in front of the other car
>I start slowing down it looks like it'll be a direct hit
>other driver doesn't react at all, no brake lights, no swerves
>looks like it'll be a definite kill
>at the last moment the deer jumps clean over the car, at least 8-10ft high
>clears easily, lands in the shoulder and keeps running

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Looks like Rasitas put on weight

Why the fuck dont they put fences where deer live

deer jump really high and live pretty much everywhere

That sucks, OP. I did the same thing in my shitbox not too long ago. :C

F

bicycle is chinese, chevrolet is american

>mfw shitbox babies complaining about their shitboxes getting dented by deer

try it on a motorcycle, then you can complain
youtube.com/watch?v=joWPikOaoqs
youtube.com/watch?v=VeY0J-z0hsY
youtube.com/watch?v=cZAjJ-g0UDw

None of these were bad at all.
>hit deer
>get up immediately
>no obvious physical damage to bike
>drive off within 1 minute of hitting them
The last guy didn't even get thrown off his bike

Damn dude

are you the user who had his m3 in the shop getting the whole suspension rebuilt?

:(

that sucks.

/n/ exists.
Pilotbros are cool but the rest are salty poorfags.

At least it wasn't a Moose.

That's like Jurassic big

their bikes are fucked though save for the last one

oh deer