When I was in 5th grade my family moved to Queensland. 6 months later we moved back.
We all fukken hated it. Massive spiders and snakes randomly appearing. All the kids at school were weird as fuck. All running to the small grassed area to run around like robots, not even playing any game. No one had any personality it was seriously strange
Levi Robinson
But the ls1 only makes 300hp and needs shit load of money to make more power Barra has lshit beat
Jeremiah Allen
How would I check that, mate? you can't get a proper compression reading by turning it by hand
Caleb Rogers
Stick your finger in the spark plug hole and turn it over and it will push air if its got compression
Wyatt Stewart
>proper compression reading Doing that is only going to tell me if it can compress, not if it has good compression
Aaron Rodriguez
Well, If you don't feel anything then it's a dud.
Angel Cook
kek'd. come back when you can pass a test cunt
Anthony Sanders
And if it pushes your finger out then that too isn't an indication that it has enough compression to drive properly, sounds like a good little trick to know if an engine is completely fucked or not but it won't get you very far
Hunter Smith
Well it runs and drives. The speedo is about 20 out, the tacho is way out and the fuel guage doesnt work. And who needs mirrors
Caleb Turner
It's a neat trick my uncle taught me when I blew up my engine. It's probably not useful if it has low compression lol.
Lucas Martinez
How do apprenticeships work? I was applying for a jerb at my local butchers and he offered to consider hiring me for an apprenticeship as well.
David Roberts
Not sure about butcher but you basically work and learn the trade from your employer for 4 years before you graduate and are considered fully qualified
You go to TAFE for 1 week a month paid I'm pretty sure, to learn your trade and the rest is learnt working on the job, not sure if butchers do it differently
James Allen
Wew lads, picked her up from the panel beater today. Pretty stoked to have her back after being there for roughly a month.
In a few weeks it'll have those disgusting Speedy Inferno's replaced and will be sitting on some coil overs. I really need to invest in anoter shed, like all proper Holden owners, I now have a vehicle parked out in the driveway at all times.
William Davis
Ah, I nearly bought a Maloo a few years ago and I still kind of wish I had. Get it away from that damn tree though, sap does bad things to black cars!
Aiden Turner
Yeah qld people are so fucking weird and boring
Benjamin Allen
>go in to hand over resume >get invited into the back of the store >blunder my way through >now coming in on Monday for a trial This irks me. Been through so much more shit to be denied the job and this happens
Oh well. Just need to ace monday and I has jerb
Luis Baker
>coil overs Just dont for the love of christ hit a pothole
David Turner
Yeah mate theyre sick. I personally prefer the forester, I have a 2001, because of their higher clearance and better off roading. I think the forester also has low gear mode whereas maybe the outback doesn't (mlow gear is dope). The length of the Outback is great though so depends on what you're after.
Joshua Johnson
Anyone here into any actual car scenes? I'm keen to get into it but don't know anything about it and don't really want to hang out with a bunch of cunts who think Mother stickers are cool.
Jason Sanders
Got a turbo off of a 3.2L Pajero engine, what should I put it on? RB30?
Levi Jackson
If Veeky Forums had a hand in making a new Mad Max, what would you have? My homeward commute thoughts >the legend of a mob who have turbo cars >"they say they make more power than V8s" >all are fucked up VLs and Flacons that dose like a champ
>Max is in some canyons or some shit >hear in distance >TSU TSU TSU >OH FUCK DRIVE NIGGA
yes most are shit drifters are cool if you hate having money same with drag racing stancefags are never cool local smalltime meets are usually the best
Justin Cox
i dunno they are just a generic black 5 spoke, one of the guys at work has his on 22's with coil over 'professionally' installed i dont kknow how they dont rub, its the most perfect fit. also i dunno if its a problem where you are with cops regarding wheel sizes, but i have heard you can buy stickers to go over the top of your normal wheel size sticker, then you just say it was a custom order from holden. works for a few people i know
Liam Miller
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Xavier Walker
What do you guys like? Grumby V8 or straight 6 turbo?
Can't decide on whether I should get a v8 later on or a straight 6 with turbo. The turbo will be faster for cheaper but a v8 just sounds so tough.
Connor Young
>not preferring the sound of an I6 over a V8
Cameron Cruz
DESU I can't choose between the V8 burble waking the dead or an I6 trying to fly out of the engine bay.
The only issue I feel is that with FI 6's is that the owner typically chooses BOV/wastegate to atmosphere and you can't hear shit but angry wind spirits.
Josiah Collins
are you all pro street racers?
Cameron Williams
Yes
Ian Howard
yeah nah facken VL is unstrayan as fuck only lebbos drive em
Caleb Williams
Both Both
i6turbo = v8 > i5 turbo > everything else
Anthony Hughes
Fully qualified Butcher here. Apprenticeship is 3 years now. First year pay should be around $12.50ish/H You go to trade school for 2 x 1 week a year, unless you have on site training(tafe guy comes to your shop for a few days to make sure you are up to standard) depending on who you work for you may have to pay for trade school or you may not.
But at the end of the day i wouldn't recomend it, right now live export is absolutely fucking us. The trade is fucked. Shit pay, shit work and shit people.
As a first year you get all the exrta shit jobs like making snags, mince triming out 4 1/4s of beef, cleaning up everyday and my favourite job for apprentices, cleaning out the drains
>TL:DR its a trap, dont do it
Jordan Young
but if you could only have one, which would you rather?
Mate, wind spirits sound hectic as. What about a v8 with turbo?
Ayden Sullivan
Depends where you live m8. If you don't live near any good roads cars with bigger turbo's (assuming you're gonna chase power) aren't much fun to drive in traffic compared to a v8 that will just cruise along. A barra would probably be the best compromise for drivability and turbo. For hills driving though hard to beat a light japcrap car for fun
Brody Wood
v8 in a bigger engine bay
i love my vx but the engine bay is so fucking cramped with the v8 and it was only designed for a i6/v6 max so you end up cutting the shit out of your hands.
a LS in a kingswood would be absolute jizz.
On the upside the VT VX handle quite well since the v8 model calais is only around 1650kg with the auto ls1
Jordan Morgan
You're doing it wrong man. You're really after one of these god machines. Better bring ya snorkel boy because you'll be drowning in the pussy with one of these
Jackson Wood
choose both and be satisfied with whatever you buy, at the end of the day both will go fast and the difference between the two in reality will not be detected by your butt dyno
William James
>finally buy a BA >feel hektik wherever i go >can literally park it anywhere without fear >enough power for what i want >see other people driving my model and know what they're feeling >better fuel economy than i expected compared to my 265 >a cuntload better parts availability
feels good actually buying this BA
Landon Garcia
Your vx handles well? I'm installing coilovers on my vy soon so hopefully that makes it easier to drift into a pole. What if you do up the suspension on a commy, I hear they can handle alright plus you have that LS power.
Drowning in pussy, ok. I considered one of these instead of the vy but they are so fucking ugly, not just the exterior but also the interior. But I don't mind the te50 kits, they look alright. AU still faster than my vy tho :/
Yeh I think I'll be content with the v8 desu, I've always wanted one and they still make great power for cheap.
Juan Hall
>only around 1650kg
Landon Davis
>A fucking backscrubber to clean your fat folds
Holy fucking shit. At least she's cleaning them, but I winced.
William Taylor
That's fucked. Still going to try it out since better than no job.
Elijah Turner
I vomited a bit when it first went in the folds. How fucking deep is that?
God some people need to just off themselves. Fucking shotgun to the head might just take it out. But so much fat might stop it halfway
Brody Wood
Was clearly a joke cousin. I mean, the XR fronts I find good looking but AU's in general are pretty ugly. Like you say, both in and out. I'll stick with my XF and EB for looks I think
Julian Perez
how the fuck is a au faster than a vy?
its not the gutless v6 is it? lol fucking 3 years to cut meat?
The fuck
Cooper Garcia
Coilovers are massive overkill and if you hit a fair few potholes it will fucking root it very quick compared to a standard sealed non adjustable shock.
Just get monroe GT's mate coilovers are for bench racing fags
Tyler Adams
oh come on i was eating man
Easton Myers
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Juan Reed
lol i thought that was a koala
Bentley Rodriguez
>Max in the ruins of some city >caught in a three-way territory war between cannibalistic hoons in junkyard V8s and JDM, bikies, and the monstrous mutant Highway Patrolmen
Wrong i have tonnes of booze i just cant be fucked drinking it alone.
Noah Lopez
Foreskin here, checking in.
I did it, lads, I'm out of here. Flights booked, going to live in Thailand in January.
Juan Wood
Goodluck anyway mate.
Its a little more complex than that believe it or not. Its learning about how to make the most money out of your product :) and also cleaning.
Noah Scott
why buy it then not drink it?
Lincoln Russell
oh christ its been a while
how many ladyboys will you fuck?
Also how the fuck can you afford to live in thailand?
Last time i traveled you cant stay overseas for more than 8 weeks a year or some siht >mfw i could have got a traineeship being a telstra tech back in 2009 >brushed it off as it was like a 3 hour round trip drive Dodged a bullet Depression muhnigga
Also prostitus
Daniel Hernandez
Teaching English as a way to get a 12 month visa, but that is 1 day a week, rest is time to fuck ladyboys and just faggots generally. Can't wait to hit Pattaya's Boyztown and get me some boipucci
Taking $90k, sold my car + savings and gift from my folks. Can't wait.
Luke Rogers
I wish i had of done something like that instead of butchery
Elijah Nguyen
Yeah or not been such a dropkick cunt in high school and got a white collar job, could've done that as well
That is why spastic bullies in high school who were 'good with their hands' loved shit like woodwork and stuff, while it was 'uncool' to do IT, business etc. and look where they ended up and look where I ended up. Fuckers. Hope they all O/D on Ice.
Kevin Phillips
either way we're fucked as that job wont last enjoy the aids matey
Michael Sanders
Where my Canberra boys at?
Brody Taylor
Source?
Adrian Clark
If it's not on, it's not on, m8. Safe as houses, unless I know for a fact they're clean.
Jacob Perez
swaggity swoogity im cuming for that downforce booty What did f/o/reskin fag mean by this?
Angel Murphy
I'd have never picked you as into traps, I thought you'd be a straight out bender. Good luck living in worst Asia senpai, carry a gun or a knife