/pdg/ Payday The Heist, Payday 2 and Payday:Crimewar Genera

Overkill salutes you for buying all those duped community skins Edition

Previous Safehouse raid Mayhem heist:
>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Frankistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

Other urls found in this thread:

imgur.com/a/T31j9
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first for spec ops please

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Third for why would you need those new speed clips in the first place ?

Technician and fugitive reload skills are fine.

>not linking this thread in the last one

dont be tricky

It got archived moron.

>Hates sped up reload animations
>Posts some flashy .gif

6 for where the fucking gage ops codes at

Pls

new thread was made before the old one got archived, faggot

No it wasn't.

Prove it.

Disprove it.

if you give me goat codes ill suck ur dick

OP wins, sorry mate
imgur.com/a/T31j9

if ashley posts spec ops codes and i manage to actually get one ill post my dick

it's 7 inches, ash

No one cares about your ERP

JUST GIVE US THE CODES

>last post created = time it was archived

nigga i'm not ashley

i'm not going to spend 5 bucks on this shit, i just wanna get the achievements

yes I know, that is the time it was archived

just let it go

>choosing to beg on a taiwannese tapestry board instead of taking it in the ass like a good goy or using DLC unlocker
It's the slowest and most unefficient way to get access to the achievements.

''I was wrong, lets ignore me being wrong ok g-guys?''

>spec ops gear on framing frame
Can somebody tell me where the shit is,both day 1 and 2 seem like nightmares to rummage through.

>Buying mint skin for 1.2 dollarydoo
>Get it for 77 cents
Oy vey

Day 1 seems to be on one of the chairs/benches

Forgot where day 2 was

>baited

:^)

Just do it on normal.

''b-b-baited''
Come on bro, you got BTFO.

>still replying

Day 2 is in left train car

You seem to be replying still, yes.

>still replying

>Starting Cook Off
>OD
>Some guys join in at the beggining
>"Nice"
>One guy goes in custody during the first 2 minutes
>They've already used the med bags
>As one of them leaved, they all left
Why does I always have to deal with this shit...

alright, preview the mega trump mask in you inventory and wait
I though it was only shitty fire in the eyes but I didnt expected that.

>on a bench or chair
It's not like it could be anywhere else.
It's actually on the big desk at the lobby

It was in the 5MB gif they made for the Steam announcement post.

what did they mean by this?

Still mad about being called out kiddo?

>left train car
Either you're wrong or Overkill actually put a little effort in and made more than 1 spawn point.

They have more than 1 spawn

So is a new intern working on the flavor text on the masks now,they're way more edgy than they used to be.
I mean I like it but I liked the weird random style of most other masks.

I saw it on one of those weird double sided chairs in hall C. It seems like there's a consistent vague area where they spawn (IE: I don't think firestarter day 1 has any spawns in a hangar) but multiple points?

percent of cuckoo trump voters make democrats mad!!

42th for dlc unlocker users BTFO with this new dlc

Isn't 7 inches like normal size?

>ashley indirectly saying you have a small cock
i know these were your intentions but im still hard

how so?

nah. the average american cock is 6 inches (12 cms)

mine is 7 inches (18 cm)

do we have a deal or not ashley

Admit it, you are a big guy.

source?

Me again.
>Finally got a 3 member team
>we had the bags ready
>"user joining"
>"hurr durr watch me le funi hackz XDxdXDx"
>cunt decided to spam the area I was in with flashbang grenades, so I couldn't see shit
>Got down
>"le me invincible xDxdX"
>They took all our bags while he was just taking one
I think I need a break from this game and these type of idiots.
Goodbye, payday

Kick him?

Didn't knew what was happening until it was too late, since I was in the bathroom trying to get rid of all the cops, I thought they were the ones spamming them.
As I was watching, he took one bag without securing the other ones, so the cops took it.
TL;DR: Didn't had the time.

Anyone know the specifics of the new flashbang mechanics?

Like if they actually get thrown instead of spawning randomly on the floor?

I can actually say they do, as I was playing a moment ago (cook off guy), I could see the grenade being thrown out by the cops.

They get thrown at you and a loud noise plays.

Veeky Forums still failed to provide my orgasm as promised.

i won't

>punishing an entire website for one dudes failure
?????????

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT

POST YAOI HOLE

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I want to fill Trashlys mouth with my cum so he can shut up.

>he

Hi Mark

Jim

spec ops plz trash
and lewds

here

Dragan codes instead.

Fuck off no one needs Dragan.

Fuck off, I need Dragan.

Not your reply guy, but why do you want him so badly?

He's on sale, are you that poor?

Guys, lets get the steam award. We should all put in "Worst DLC Policy other than Train Simulator" as the custom award. It would be amazing.

sorry, kf2 has my angst for that award slot

No. Spec Ops, or John Wick, or maybe Biker Character.

>spec ops
>wanting 1 good mod, a +4 stab mod and 10 useless mods

fuck you

Hello? is it me your looking for?
Its on fucking sale for just a fucking burger and some fries, are that much of a fucking poorfag

plus a shitty nade launcher

He's on sale my dude.
if you really want dragan just post your profile link and i might just give it to you just so you stop spamming that shit

Shitty? u mad son

post pd2 react pics

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When did they add the Starry Night skin to the van?

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what is this shit

tell me where you live so i can fly to you and give you an orgasm

Spec Ops codes give me orgasms, pls

>sydney

Trashly is getting off on withholding them from us...

That's Bodhi, dumbass

Who is this semen demon?

see

The other one, you donut.

japanese grim reaper

a lazy cunt

Wow, your mom's hot.

if only my mom was a 2hu

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