/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

PooP 3.8 soon edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video:
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16:
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/HPJiGhg0

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New user created stuff:
>Undead Calradia
moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
mega.nz/#!o5g3nAiY!Mv1fVljpCfCWykQW-fTqycWvq4zQ-5aRuTxUpMsN_F8

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

niggers tongue my anus

first for obligatory roll

goddamn it second place yet again

Fourth for MountandFeast

>Kingdom of the Nords - Vinland Saga
>Kingdom of Swadia/Rhodoks - Wolfsmund
>Sarranid Sultanate - Shoukoku no Altair
>Khergit Khanate - Young Bride's Story
>Kingdom of Vaegirs - Nothing

no no, I think altair would be khergit (he always take pride of his muh superior turkic horses bred a million times). Arslan senki would suit the sarranids better since most of the engagements there is infantry battles and the occassional OP heavy cav

Is this bug real? Because I have no vassal in my faction

(1602) photo taken during the Sengoku Jidai (or 'Goblin War period' as it's known in English) in feudal Japan

How many feasts have you had this week?

>tfw want to kill niggers but nobody will host AZW

AZW factions are in FI2

eventually

what mod

>has guns
>is set in Calradia
>isn't Blood & Steel

FI2

calradia imperial age
the red wars

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>1257 ad
>Have an elite infantry army
>fighting the french
>attack their center and break it, slaughtering infantry and archers
>french cavalry does a flanking movement and attacks me from the side, full charge with dozens and dozens of couched lances
>screen is filled with red and yellow messages

Holy shit, I lost a lot of good men but that was fucking great.

Slowly getting there...

>tfw you are keeping the team alive but they don't know

lel

roll

one of the reasons why it's my favourite mod

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Guys

What do I do in the start of warsword conquest? I keep getting fucked

Roll posts are the surest sign a general is dying since its the only way to get posts.

dude this thread is gonna fucking explode when bannerlord comes out, we need to finish as much mods as possible till then

nigger /mbg/ has been "dying" for years

then why is the roll for mods everybody's played

>You will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?

This is what happens when you meme infantry

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Fuck you man, scottish and italian pikeman are great and so are andalusian, balkan and anatolian spearmen.
The greeks suck at everything tho

How do I deal with mass Rhodok sergeants in fortresses? Just bring the whole Swadian army to each castle and dump bodies on them until they suffocate? Or should I go alone with ~80-100 Huscarls and 50 Sharpshooters? All these castles have about 80+ Sergeants and another 100 troops of varying quality.

yeah but I doubt anybody's played it in all of the possible permutations

all 250 possible scenarios of them

Arslan Canute new meme

Hild is cute.

Holy shit that Star Wars faction was terrible.

Shame about that last round but it was great fun.

hard to believe but it used to be worse

D-do I want to know how?

>tfw not enough players for firing lines

>tfw want to play mount&feast
>can't join because of that old fucking server list bug

>that old fucking server list bug
what bug user?

servers not up now

>when

the one where only loads some of them and then stops loading servers
yeah I was trying to join earlier and it didn't work

BONERLORD WHEN

n e v e r e v e r
Get used to it.

>when

no matter how good your infantry are 3000 lancers will still crash into your flanks and rear at the least opportune time

Sounds like autism.

But we already got an official new Canute

so I'm playing dickplomacy,
Have my first village and assistant. It seems my wealth everymonth is bigger. But I don't know why. I mean the army upkeep is always greater than my incomes, so why i find a bigger wealth everyweek ?

She is autistic, yes.

>ywn have an autistic clingy gadgeteer waifu
tis a bad feel

Have you tried waiting to see if it starts loading again? Have you tried changing your filters to make sure that less servers have to load?

Also, favorite the fucking server next time you see it. Then you can just go to your favorites tab and easily join us whenever we start up FI2 or Nigger War or CoMM.

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i don't think i've heard you saying "please", rude user

I will give you 100 reddit gold

I don't help rude redditors.

Keep getting fucked until you get to the point where you aren't being fucked.

Or just wait 10 days for the Warsword patch.

>10 days

Khuzaits will dominate the world.

Sigh, ok
Falconry mod when?

amazonmod user, how's it coming?

>le lorica segmentata meme

whatever happened to persistent troops user, his mod was cool

why is segmentata a problem, it was actually used
i've never understood this meme

I don't want to play warband anymore
Release the lord of banner already

it wasn't used nearly as much as hamata

It was used. And it's still a meme.

so overrepresentation by media? i get that, i imagine it's just because it's iconic
how is it any more of a meme it's just lamellar

Noldors are racist as fuck, called me a disgusting human, how do I wipe them out?

With steel and fire

Is Butterlord going to have voice acting?

Yes

Is Butterlord going to have sea niggers to farm?

Segmentata is the go-to "Roman armor" no matter the period/year (meaning that some people will have Romans wearing segmentata during the Second Punic War). Segmentata wasn't used for that long, and it was eventually done away with because of being too expensive to maintain.

seems fine for top tier roman troops though

if only its creators didn't fall for the bleak and brown is super cool and mature meme

does ad1257 have built in upstab, or will I need to install it myself?

>become a marshal
>send a message to vassals of the realm
>bring one billion men for each siege

squamata > hamata > segmentata > shit > musculata

R A U L
A
U
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>Segmentata is the go-to "Roman armor" no matter the period/year

reminds me of this illustrated book about islamic conquests that depicts BYZANTINE soldiers using lorica segmentata went toe to toe against the arab army, with testudos and all.
I get it they're the eastern roman empire but what the fuck

Sure, yeah, but it just wasn't possible to make and maintain all of that segmentata. The Romans needed some sort of Industrial Revolution if they wanted to keep making it (and also wanted to survive, obviously).

And here I thought they were saying something about that girl's segmen"tatas" Femarmor.

BANNERLORD WHEN?! ANSWER ME GINGE

Get back in the stable

Post your most batshit insane mod screenshots please

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what the fuck

what mod?

blood & steel

Is that high school of the dead?

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what mod is that?

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i cheat 999 agi turn on slow-mod and fuck everyone %%it's funny when you run faster than bullet%%

Damn right it is