/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Has anyone ever seen a space worm? They look horrifying.

Whoever asked about where Surfer is in the thread
She plays Vore and Hippie now

>Vore
Yeah, after that purge, we should've known

i dont buy the vore accusation

Who has the "metagrudge" list that's just the list of everyone who has ever gone on the server?

WOAH WHAT DID *I* DO TO YOU

Bring in your blob suggestions

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12602

>join server as Cuban Pete
>be scientist
>start making plasma bombs
>admin starts pming me
>'change your name'
>'better not blow that up'
>just leave

Game isn't fun when admins are up everyones asses 24/7, shit's boring.

The best thing I can do to have fun is make napalm 'gel' and set it off with a remote signaler in the bar or something, even then the damage/casualities are minimal.

Have you read our server rules?

I don't play by the rules you cuck

ughhhh like blowin everything up is my gimmick ughhhh

Then you should not be surprised when you get banned.

>sec chem implanting people instead of loyalty implanting

>give revs a ripely since they asked nicely
>get stabbed to death for my ID minutes later
Fucking turncoats.

>the clown i was chain-slipping in the shower room was a rev
>i could've just strangled him

oh right almost forgot

that wiz round:

> SerWind: >was attacked by basilisk/hivelord brood

it was invisible and I wasn't getting any attack text, all I could do was watch my integrity slowly get whittled down

>those rounds where everyone that matters on both sides is incompetent and everyone that is competent is slaughtered in the incompetency

you were the turncoat family

How about letting shitcurity do their job? The server rules like no bombs unless antag whatever ruin the game.

What is the point of even having sec if the admins will just ban anyone who doesn't tow the line?

We need something for sec that lets that transform into armored forms but there are only a few of them in the armory each round. They could be hand or belt slots.

It's literally impossible for 2-3 sec officers to control a bunch of triggerhappy bombers.
Find a deathmatch server or something.

You mean bay hardsuits

asimov ai and borg (not the red sec borg) should be jobbaned for that round. they CONSTANTLY caused human harm and basically waited long after death to even go "stop that!"

If you're AI and someone says they're being murdered, you should immediately be jumping to them on cameras.

I was being stripped for at least a solid minute after that and was spaced as a human

The point of Sec is to catch antagonists and/or arrest nonantags for crimes lesser than murder/shit that could cause death.

If we allowed nonantags to bomb shit then they'd bomb shit every fucking round, and that's no fun for anyone but the bombers.

>run past fellow revs a dozen times
>Only on the 13th pass do they try to uncuff me, and stop you.

We need box to have fucking jetpacks in the armory already.
That fucking round with the jetpack wizard was ridiculous.

>that revhead braining her subordinate because he accidentally hit her while laying down floor tiles

Can anyone else not robust for shit? I see people grabbing, jumping, throwing all while running and opening shit and I'm just barely able to walk

thanks Nikolas for saving my ass last round
here's something4u

Had to leave. Who won?

>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

All commits get turned into one when merged as a PR so reverting is easier.

Other places don't use squash so their commit count is inflated.

It's been that way for a while
Right now, it's stone dead

Looking at the pull requests, it's because nobody's merging anything

Wow...

It's almost like we chased off all the coders...

need more genders and species obviously

or maybe the codebase is shit and it runs on Byond

speaking of, what of the dozen or so clones being made looks promising?

really bangs my gong and gets it on...

Wew the misinformation here is really insane

shame hes a filthy valid hunter

>we
oh Cl*ster, c'mon, cognitive dissonance isn't THAT serious

You point me to goodinformation showing the codebase isn't in horrible stagnancy then!
I pulled up all that "misinformation" in two minutes, you can do better, right?

heads won both rounds

Vox Wives Save Lives.
Have you kissed Rail today?

>mfw rev head coworker tries to flash me 5 seconds into the round
>mfw i'm a skeleton

thanks bb I will treasure this always

Unfortunately this is true, can't get more robust without looking for fights

Well for one thing, that trendline doesn't even fit properly. You could make a flat one covering all of 2016 and some of 2016 perfectly.

Seconldy the visitor count for the last week is down because it's thanksgiving.

And lastly additions/deletions means nothing since insane peaks like that occur thanks to PRs that change the entire codebase with regex, or map changes that cause 10s of thousands of line changes.

>greyshirt in abalative breaks into RD office, shoots my coworker to death
>he wasn't a rev

You know what else saves lives?
Discount Dan vending machines!
Reminder that all the food items in there are an absolute BARGAIN, you get much more nutriment for your buck (especially the ramen, which doesn't even need water!), is a great source of cheap cans for ghettochem, AND the contraband items LITERALLY save lives!
The pie is not safe to eat. Don't eat the pie.

>tators don't even destroy APCs

Can one of you draw daddies make me? I'm the assistant Gary Tide.

I can't flirt with a vending machine.

is it valid to lynch vox that "speak" in such a thick """""accent""""" that you can't fucking understand them 90 percent of the time?

>that trendline doesn't even fit properly. You could make a flat one covering all of 2016 and some of 2016 perfectly.
Uhhhhhh...
>additions/deletions means nothing since insane peaks like that occur thanks to PRs that change the entire codebase with regex, or map changes that cause 10s of thousands of line changes
Sure regex changes spike additions/deletions. What's it mean when the additions/deletions are at a fucking flatline never before seen on the history of the codebase? Negative map commits?

>I was killed by a non-rev

This is why I voted for Trump.

The one who draws pictures? Pretty sure you're supposed to use those instead of listening to what they're saying.

that's how voxes are supposed to talk

>frizl mad he got deconverted by the friggen sawbones

Didn't know he wasn't a rev, but it's a bad idea to chase somebody with a stun prod during revs. I'm sorry that he died, but I just reacted to a guy chasing me and I thought I was about to die.

He should've went to the brig to get implanted.

>t-that's how they're s-supposed to t-talk, just look at the p-pictures, it's a f-fun gimmick!

Fuck and no, go play mime if you want to do that shit.

Also, I had all access, so please don't say that I broke in there.

I'm gonna be a little ban avoiding shit and you can't do anything to stop me

Its me carsh, rules dont apply to me.

Sawbones gonna get deadmined and his boyfriend carsh is gonna get perma'd. Cant wait.

See

post yfw they go back for the clown

when in doubt rebase with TG

Can we make anyone wearing a grey uniform valid to anyone wearing the captain uniform?

Why would we want to rebase with a meme filled bloated near dead codebase?
Because that's what you were used to before you were banned?

it does look nicer without the frame

>rebase

The word means nothing with the level of difference between us.

Veeky Forums didn't go through 2 code wars and a server war just to go back to Veeky Forums when we arguably have the best running server and codebase in history of ss13

Veeky Forums should rebase with us

Doesn't matter if no one wants to dev for it.

Spessmen servers live and die on constantly changing content. It's the only thing that mixes up things for the people who play too much. If you don't got that you're in a bad spot no matter what.

TG and Veeky Forums are so far disconnected and different from one another they can't be rebased into one another

>best running server and codebase in history of ss13
We have half the features of nearly every other server and the codebase is run by an autist with powerlust.

Yea but everything we have runs better than the others.

An autist with a powerlust who made the server run smoother than any other

you have 30 seconds to name 5 must have features that the other servers have that Veeky Forums doesn't make them better than Veeky Forums
>hardmode actual features and not map designs

uuuuugh
how about lizardmen a reskin of the singularity inability to swap items in hand slot with worn ones mothmen and goofchem?????

get PWND
PUNK

>bay literally has nothing we want because we've cleaned their codebase out for the good stuff already
>Veeky Forums has a couple of fun game modes we want, one which is more confusing than the original cult and is just going to be a whole heap of failure every time it happens and lavaland
>paradise station has things that Veeky Forumsstation doesn't want
i don't think the problem is we don't have anyone to build anything it's just we can never decide on what we want

>a reskin of the singularity
That's actually usefull for damaging the station.

>the codebase is run by an autist with powerlust
Wrong, the codebase is run by
>a sociopathic autist with a god complex
>a weapons-grade goon wannabe asshole with a penchant for replacing code review with nonstandard formatting dodgeball
>someone who has been described by both former people as "a one-man disaster to our code", mercifully hasn't coded a single thing in ages

>liggers
>features that make them better

Unlike the singularity, an engine notorious for it's inability to damage the station

Right here, right now
Decide on what we all want in the server
if we can agree on literally fucking ANYTHING I will code it by the end of the year.

>a sociopathic autist with a god complex
Literally every ss13 server host ever
ours is probably the most lenient and caring out of all of them

is this bait?

MARS STATION! (metaclub but all of space is mars)
SNOW STATION! (box but all of space is snow)
GANGSTERS GAME MODE
LAVALAND LIKE AREAS FOR THE NEW MARS STATION AND SNOW STATION

MAKE Veeky ForumsSTATION GREAT AGAIN
MVGA Veeky Forums is already great though :3 i

I want a Ripley with tracks!

I can't be the only one who thinks this gif just doesn't look good