League of Legends General - /lolg/

>another bot feeds their ass off episode.

Post your baradaddy husbands

>You will never be caressed and loved by the most loyalist, devoted, sexiest man in Noxus whist he mating presses your bussy relentlessly

Post 'em

Say something nice and something mean about the person who goes before you.

>8000 orange essence

>vayne mains

But I don't even. FeelsBadMan

So?

>dives straight into an urgot as an adc

what did he mean by that?

>tfw you lose an easy game because your team doesn't know when to stop chasing people and when not to run into the fog of war

I literally had my fiddle try to back in the baron pit with enemies in vision of him

of course he fucking died
then another retard did it in the jungleand I almost died trying to save him

just run retards

You have the patience of a saint for maining janna.

but you're probably a girl

>Master Style thinks his beaner ass can play Vayne
>mfw

You probably own a cat
You're either gay or autistic

GUYS?!

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>being a girl
>a bad thing

Sona is level 7 for me, but Janna is higher. Feels badman. Working on these.

What is the LoL equivalent of DotA 2's $6 million Echo Slam?

Also is this a good setup to play LoL?

>ywn cum in that belly

Feels bad man.

After trying to be an everythreadfag for a few days, I can safely say mating press, lulu swimmer, and all the other everythreadfag out there is significantly more mentally problematic than I had initially thought. You have to really want to be annoying to post the same shit every thread.

that said

I still want to go swimming in crazy

>Waifu is Quinn

fffffffffffffffff I only play her mid.

At least Tristana is cute as fuck...

Literally this:

youtube.com/watch?v=imZqhhR5yJc

Forgot mine

A dog
and yes

life is actually harder for a girl in many scenarios

Finally some juicy news on teams. What happened to rox tigers? They're tired of always losing to skt so they disband? The kespacup match doesn't count

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>He doesn't like mating press

Found the Silver.

Goat?

I hate plat Janna mains as the boosted shitters they are.

There is no equivalent. All the interesting games are not important to anything substantial and all the ones that are end up as curve stomps.

And yeah, that's a good setup.

>Get anything except jungle
>Literally unable to carry for some reason

What the fuck do i do bros?????????

Is mating press that one webm of Nidalee?

Saw it last thread, was pretty hot.

See

oh I like the idea of the mating press, but its still older than dirt to see it at the top of every thread for the last month or longer. (I come and go for months at a time)

Thank supports for putting up with my shit on lane.
>press W to win, press E to win
wtf mang

Good taste my friend

>autofilled to bot
>pick mf because I got a skin on her (for free)
>lee invades, circus ensues and enemy cait backs with 3 kills worth of gold
>cue to late game
>it didn't matter because my 5.5k dmg ult with dragon buff mows down the enemy team
Is it allowed to have this kind of fun?

on Ezreal?

>Faceless fat guy
Shit taste

That's never gonna change, threads are always a shitshow at first. If I didn't do my mating-press shitpost someone else would do theirs.

What do you have against Braum?

Good taste

Jinx is pretty cool

but I bet you are a gigantic ass judging by those mains.

>let me shit post so others can't shitpost
>this way I can tolerate myself while not having to deal with less shitters

i respect that

It should be illegal to make yordle skins that make them look human, or at least ones that give them human colored fur.

It just looks horrible

Git gud

need to step up the Hz

>cant change the email/pass of any of the free accounts
what a waste, i was going to use them for name squatting but there's no fucking point now if anyone can just use it

guess i'll have to do this the long and hard way..

Azir is the coolest champ in the game nice job

boring waifus tho

My brethren.

>can't stop quitting games
>perpetual leaverbuster queue, means nothing because I don't mind the 20 minutes
>can't get banned for it

>Wanted a fill option because a lot of the time I can't decide what I want to play and would be fine with any role.
>Can't actually select fill now because its as good as choosing support for your primary and secondary.

If I'm recalling correctly, that's the one where she's headlocking a guy and leg-locking around his ass to pull herself up his dick right? that's maybe the inverse of the mating press?

A mating press is a finishing move variant of missionary sex, wherein you lean forward into them so the angle of penetration becomes as close to straight down as possible to get as deep as you can. Missionary is them lying down and you upright, but the mating press is them lying down and you completely on top of them, frequently with their arms and legs wrapped around you as depicted by as the name implies, its intended for BREEDING your partner.

other people are still going to shitpost regardless of whether or not you post.

It also logs you out if another person gets on it.

Shaco mains general?
Shaco mains general.

>Play way to many different characters to ever have that many points on a single champion.
Wish I could show off.

It might be that shitter who quits the game if he can't 1v5 leaving lane phase because he's too retarded to learn to teamfight

>tfw a name I want is 699 days away

>one for all urgot
this isnt as pinkybreaking as urf but god damn are chain ults fun

Why did immortals break up? How is huni gonna work if he doesn't have a translator?

If Vayne were the Batman of Runeterra who would be her villains?

The amount of time it takes for inactive names to become available is ridiculous, it only takes a few weeks or months to decay in ranked, but it takes fucking years for an account to be considered "inactive".

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vlad cryocore brand fiddlesticks and urgot

Zilean = Clock King
Fiddlesticks = Scarecrow

>curve

Actually it's equally because of stress, anxiety, and getting massively demoralized because you give up 4 kills to Singed in lane and he won't stop spamming his mastery emote, not just an inability to teamfight.

renekton - killer croc

one for all is usually boring but fucking these Draven's was fun

Hmm... seems like a long shot.

>Renekton= Killer Croc
>Shaco= Joker
>Fiddlesticks= Scarecrow

Nautilus is Juggernaut and transferred franchises just to fight her

Are you that fat glasses bitch from King of the Nerds?

why do people bother buying accounts? you can just bot your own for free

>no Juggernaut

huh?

>get into champ select as a support
>ADC picks ezreal

But blue Ezreal is eternal cancer.

But its horrible to support for him.

should i buy rammus or sion

>Ez backs with 800 gold
>comes back with tear
JUST ONE MORE WAVE
GET SHEEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

WAAAAAAAAAR

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>no Vengeful Spirit

Do Sona and MF kiss?

Someone should ask.

>Kalista: the Spear of Vengeance

Hivemind

>no qt goat support

Hey, that's pretty good.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums results

another up NA

Nocturne is the best he has been in a long time.
He is still completely overshadowed by other junglers that do his same job

Literally kalista

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