/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Husbando Edition.

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
betcsgo.org/
i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>Old Thread

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5KXzgeq1BuA
lmgtfy.com/?q=where did hobbit come from
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>13-13

...

I do

>that one retarded roo who thinksnpeople like kangaroo cloud 9
Just stop desu

Bought one yet?

CHOKESENT

wait until our guy flusha microtoggles

Holy shit Gambit

>Swedish Liquid

flusha stopped cheating after the witch hunt.

>wait until our guy flusha microtoggles
>tries to plant truck instead of safe

this will be a boring final again.

cya pige

HOMESENT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKEN LOL

I hate godsent

GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA

Gambit stomp inc

The most intelligent CSGO player

smix more like muh dixxxxxxxx

fuck off cunt

>being this low test

Flusha lost the game for them.

First the weapon swap which lost them 3 rounds in the early game. Then the truck plant for literally no discernible reason.

>when I'm gone
>who's gona bury my body

>wanting to fuck kpuss
>low t

huh?

>Anders got replaced by some guy who ate him and is wearing his skin
>Semen man is now selling drugs

What went wrong

Why is everything so shit?

They can't make money by swaying skines betting anymore

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>when the most valuable thing your nation has created is the bloomin onion

metuz is csgog as fuck

I'm sorry Dosia.

We didn't even create that let alone serve that here

Dont you have a shift at outback steakhouse to clock into?

When will the "Pronax is a good ingame leader" meme die?

ahahahah, Do they even employee Aussie their?

You do you realise thats a gimmick place right, In Australia we have gimmicky "texas steak houses"

>Australians try to defend their "never get out of groups at major" team

>he unironically lives in Australia

>The year of our lord baby jesus 2016
>believing dinosaurs existed

youtube.com/watch?v=5KXzgeq1BuA

Did the puppy die!?

They were just playing

que cosa e questo?

Are you the same guy who was posting those "the earth is flat" theories?

No, but I believe them too. Pretty widespread csgog opinion.

We don't even have those shit snakes here
>he unironically is proud to be an amerifat

it's just taking a nap

>No
Yes it is, it's the same guy. This is an excerpt from that """""""documentary"""""""".

is yam autistic?

>polish something else
What did the mexican mean by this?

yeah what would of you said
?

t. Pole

Nah he just has Turkish ethnicity

but we turks are alpha non-eccentric non-aspie good at socializing
how is yam so autistic

Thank fuck I didn't bet on Godsent vs Gambit. Jesus.

>it's another no fun team in the grand final episode

>spunj leaves
>renegades improves

explain this

he was a cunt eh

Twitch memes aside, he unironically was the problem. He said on stream that his style of shot-calling and tactics were inconsistent and shaky, which is why he didn't even want to drop off into the coaching role.

is hobbit the new simple

How toxic is hobbit?

he's not white so no

>s1mple
>slav
>white

renegades is so fucking shit

hello cloud9

baited exactly for this response

why is every team playing nuke now when they were all crying about it replacing inferno?

delet this

number of boyfriends on your team

You were playing with a friend

but I dont have one


yet

who the fuck is hobbit and where did he come from

lmgtfy.com/?q=where did hobbit come from

why is dosia mouth always open and why is he doing that tongue thing?

nice source idiot it says the UK but hobbits aren't real

???????

dosia is the same kind of lurker as Happy.

Best way to download a vod from twitch?

Dosia the cunt destroyer.

>hobbits aren't real
>Literal fucking hobbit is playing CSGO right now
How can you be so deep in denial

are australians white?

no

uhh...

dubs name my abortion of an ak

is mou our guy?

hobbit pretty sus desu

Are Gambit our guys?

...

yes

Who's that woman with Gambit?

>they kicked zeus

>Rng will win
Kys roos

EVERYTHING

>watched 3keksfilib's video on train
>thinks he's an expert cs historian
Lmao

E V E R Y T H I N G

E V E R Y T H I N G

>get off of a 1 week cooldown from being kicked
>matched with a 4 person group of children
>other team has a hacker & i stop trying
>my team gets mad and kicks me from the game
>got a month long cooldown and they still lost

this game is so good but the community...

you guys are all fucking faggots aren't you?

E V E R Y T H I N G

So lads: v-sync double buffered -> input lag
v-sync triple buffered -> almost no input lag
v-sync triple buffered, fps_max 59 -> no input lag
correct?

Valve matchmaking is 1000% cancer and aids.

Stick to strictly third party like cevo and faceit.