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>Tips and guides
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Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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It's the most wonderful time of the year

time for them holiday hits in the tf2g plug.dj

haircuts! hippies! brains!

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anyone wanna tell me how good a player should be to play in highlander iron or silver?
out of 10 preferably

6

>HL Iron
A literal 0/10 could play HL Iron and win games. A 2/10 would win the season.
>HL Silver
A literal 0/10 could play Pyro or Spy and contribute like a 10/10, aside from that, maybe a 3/10 to win games, 5/10 to win the season.
>HL Steel (the intermediate rank you didn't list)
1/10 to win games, 3/10 to take the season. Same Pyro/Spy rules apply.

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a literal 9/10 could 2/10 with some 5/10s on the side

How powerful is the shove on this thing?

0/5/5

4/7/7

5/10/10

1 iron
4-5 silver

What even is that shack? It doesn't have a door

bend over
ill show you

1/1/1
Warning: May explode

The reason you use the weapon is to delete everyone on the map with Crit-a-Cola. Even though the weapon is worse at point-blank than even a regular Shotgun, Scout will generally benefit more than his opponent from proximity. Useful every one in a while for weapon heckling, but generally pointless.

post demo

>2016
>still using stock nade

what server

I swear I played with you two hours ago

Where you on the furry pound?

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whats it like being autistic

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i think for like a few minutes
yeah

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Whats it like being a sticky spamming hack job
That barnblitz game ruined me

>Being bad

i am sorry friend, thats how u play demo

didnt we roll the first round and then it got scrambled

y do people get mad at sticky spamming

Because bad.

Maddie baddies are mad and bad, hence why they complain about deathbombs that are countered by not running into them.

press f to pay respectos

>50 health
>Med/heavy combo comes through
>med has full uber
>heavy fully overhealed
>Ask for heals
>Ignored
>Ask for heals over mic
>Ignored
>Votekick
>It doesn't go through
God damn, medics who ignore everyone but their heavy/soldier should burn at the stake.

What were you playing?

Engineer.

You deserved it

ded

not big soup rice

ill ded u kid

ded me

anyone ever seen this shit? I can't stop laughing

landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617

Hope you like having no tele then.

no i didnt see it in that one youtube video

>2010
Everyone has seen it, you fucking retard.

youtu.be/A7boOfmDj7E?t=170

link?

Jokes on you, I play scout

>tfw everyone on tf2g is a furry who play on furry servers

Not me
I'm a weeaboo who plays on weeaboo servers

i play on the furry pound because it isn't cancer

>Get facestabbed by a spy I was shotgunning and almost killed
>be salty about it all night

fuck.

r8 & h8

poorfag trying to look rich on a dead game

Random shit thrown together

tfw the other team actually kicks their aimbot sniper

>In this post: feels that never happened

why does the irc attract so many edgy /pol/ kids?

>TF2
>A dead game
Choose one.

nice buzzwords kiddo
i bet you also believe the jews arent responsible for 9/11

>tfw banned

Also heck
you junk-o

Kek'd. You have dispensers, man.
I only overheal Engineers if they are turtling behind their Sentry against an attack tho'. That's just bad of me, really.
Here's an idea; next time you encounter a Medic act like a Spy. Retreat behind a corner after calling Medic and stuff,
so when comes to spycheck you he'll heal you eventually after seeing that you are not.

If he wasn't smart enough to heal anyone besides the heavy and soldier, what makes you think he'd be smart enough to spycheck? Also, turtling isn't really viable on 5CP, unless you're a shitgineer who only builds on last and never moves up.

Kek someone traded me a pink elephant for a party trick.
Also... in what should I spend my 27 keys

well who doesnt like posting facebook frogs and saying heil trump?

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i know random shit thrown together is a meme here but i really don't get what you're going for with this. it's a nice unusual but you're not going with like a knight or medieval theme.

Black as possible

it did happen, we then went on to play a nice long game in which we won and the other team bitched about tryhard soldiers.

Nah dude, it's shit. Keep the unusual, wear the dark age defender and cool breeze.

Do you think the Saxxies just get worse every year because no one cares about tf2 anymore.

The problem is they allow non-tf2 entries.
Tf2 is a blank slate, and most people are talentless hacks with no creativity.
So instead we get le ebin cs:go ninjas or a fucking payday 2 animation as all the creative/interesting stuff is already all set out.

At least there's usually one good video a year.

Timeless thief this year and that airplane one last year

at second thought quoting all of the demos looks stupid nevermind
repost
except i sold the scotland cape and replaced it with cool breeze

Almost as stupid as your loadout looks.

Don't quote me boy I ain't said shit

but do any of these loadouts look as stupid as your family of inbreds?

>mfw #thickashellchallenge is trending

How's your Saturday night coming along, tf2g?

what does this post have to do with tf2?

Ron glasses ghost is gonna come fuck your mouth viva.

I just watched Turbulence, and damn that's good. Shame you can pinpoint the part where they had to rush it

nothing
just viva being the prime example of why everyone hates tripfags

Yea it kind of sucked they had to rush it, but at least it got the win

Just wondering how you fellas are doing. I'm doing well. How about yourself?

Too bad I never knew who he was. Oh, well

Oh

Would you accept my heals?

not with those passive agressive item names

no_

I'd wanna clone myself and pocket myself instead

Thats not going to stop the mouth fuck you are in for you shit taste in music having bitch.

Post burly medics
tfw drawfriend never delivered

You know what is going to stop it? The Lord watching over me and protecting me in my sleep after I pray before bed time

I don't have that Misc. Can I post a Birdy one instead?

Sure, it's just a two letter difference anyway

>tfw drawfriend never delivered
You too?

Me too, thanks

>tfw to intelligent to play soldier

>tfw to intelligent to play tf2

tfw to intelligent to meme

>to