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Yenfu and Ciri Edition

Gwent Closed Beta is open!
Spare a moment for those of us without an invite!
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Gwent patch notes:
wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Patch-EN.pdf

>Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8
>Gameplay demo (E3)
youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w

GOTY Edition is out!
>Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=qy8jmm9kY4A

Patch 1.30 is out!
>Changelog
wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Debug Console Commands
mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
wtcg.pl
>Discord server
discord.gg/uHuWr

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

Previous meme/waifu thread:

Geralt and Triss OTP

Gwent will save this general from waifu shitposting, we actually have a game to talk about

except no one plays gwent on 4 chin

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>you'll never comfort your waifu
;-;

ciri has a cute everything :3

>noneshalltreadoneusnowweshallseewhoisweaknonehsalltreadonusnowweshallseewhoisweaknowweshallseewhoisweaknoneshalltreadonus

This is the worst.
And it happens every time to play against Scoiatel...

what's the % drop rates of these?

i've gotten shitty blues (rares) from my last 7 or so packs

90%
9%
.9%
.01%

I kinda feel bad when I play Isengrim and the opponent insta-forfeits.

Bullshit.
I think Epic (purple) cards are like 30%
Legendary cards must be ~5%

Nothing you can do there...

drop rates for epics are

I can't believe this general is still going on

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Best girl, best cosplayer

I only come here for waifus

me too i get my fap material from here

Noice

Let's relocate to /aco/

Ugh...

In the initial 4 cards? Probably.
In the last 4th one? I think it must be something around 20-30%
I get a 5th epic card every 4 or 5 kegs.

So, tell me again Gwent, why you click the "GG Button" when you rekt someone, but when you are about to lose you forfeit, ragequit and no gg?

I never get a GG from people I beat.

ez francesca

Holger

You fucking cunt, always GG.

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I only ever GG in response, unless it really was a great well fought match

You lose nothing from always GG'ing unless the opponent was a real cunt that wanted to showboat or something. Whenever you meet someone who thinks the same way you end up in a stalemate, so you get less GGs than if you always GG. This is pretty basic stuff.

are you illiterate? why would he have picked card he already has and cannot utilize more than 1 copy, odrin is the only usable

I don't GG cheesy tactics. Doesn't matter f I win or lose.
I got Francesca, even if she looks like some chinese weird shit.

nope, just joking :> haha i troaled u

>when you beat a guy so badly that he just forfeits whenever he meets you again

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>odrin is the only usable
But he already has Odrin too...?

Pretty sure that was the joke.

hahaha, jokes are funny

>you'll never fug her

sunburn?

;_;
i just want to be kind to her and travel around the world together. and often stop to make up for her lost years without love making.

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>implying she didn't get the D from her fellow birds

that's hot!

delet

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more

as much as i hate Yen i'd fuck that thing.

>hating Yen

Someone explain to me who exactly made the brilliant decision to not let you buy the ingredients you need from herbalists directly from the alchemy menu in their shop when that EXACT SYSTEM exists in the blacksmith.

WHO.

it was me, my bad

>i hate Yen

worst cunt in vidya history.

Get back here, I need to slap you.

you take that back, yen is a nice girl

Now tell me where Yen bantered you.

Yenfu is a nice gal, she's no Trissfu, but I still like her as a fun ex wife.

thicc

Have you ever picked up Yen or made any non-Triss choices in your playthroughs?

Yup, I did one run with Yen, one with threesome and 5 with Triss.

>He didn't get the secret ending where you run away with Regis

>all waifus are fat tittied sluts

Why can't I romance a chaste maiden?

The only man worthy of my Geralt's dick is Trisstan Merigold.

3rd run i fuckup i want to do a yen run fucking drunk triss always gets me ;_;

>drunk triss

When?

The party

You can kiss Triss and still let her go. For me it was brutal to do it, after she left on that boat, I was feeling like shit, I just hate seeing her sad.

And that scene at KM where she waits while Geralt and Yen get it on broke my heart. At least Yen is feisty there and interrupts Geralt and Triss, Triss just stands there being sad and awkward, never again will I do that.

Whats this threesome final? And how do i get to it

You tell them both you love them, fuck them both and then they lure you by promising threesome and fuck you up(sadly, not literally)

tell MORE

Both romance options in this game are bitchy annoying cunts, the only one who is attractive is Ciri and you can't even fuck her. Might as well have added in a Broche x Geralt x Regis threesome ending, at least I know for sure they'd never fuck me over unlike the other """love""" interests (more like manipulative bitches lmao), they'd just make sweet love to Geralt and appreciate him for being the precious treasure that he is.

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Man, I thought the controls on this game were a bit wonky but hooooly shit I started playing MGS V and I'm starting to miss Geralt's weird movement.

Is this game (MGSV) supposed to be only played with a controller?

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PLEASE post more cute Ciri!

PLEASE!!

I thought it wasn't too bad, i have shit aim with a controller so i used kb+m.

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>tfw no daughterfu to find in the forest then cuddle all night.

Noice...

> Coehoorn 0 points
What?
> Vilgefortz 5 points
WHAT?
Although the description...
Man, if the has the ability to eliminate all fucking units from the graveyard, I swear I throw 50€ at the game just to get him.

I'm having a terrible time with this game, man...
It controls like ass and I feel like every 20 minutes I'm introduced to some new mechanic that no one explained.

I played it a bit a long time ago in a friend's PS4 and I remembered it so different...

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needs a brazzers logo

How many of those guys did she fuck?

I bet she even did with the boar...

STOP

TAKE THAT BACK

CIRI IS PURE

dunno about that

she really liked that black horse in the books

ik think thgeres even a line like "doesnt he know its his horse im interested in, not him?" i read it just the other day

how2 save Triss? ;_;

Kelpie and Ciri OTP

i know its supposed to look like blood but it looks just as much like that time she had runny poo and geralt had to wipe her

h-hot

>sniffs a potion
>instant diarrhea attack

I want to wipe Triss' runny poo :3

It's weird that it is perfectly implied that those sons of bitches who rape women and children and extort money from villagers did not have any desire to actually fuck her, I guess it can be justified that she somehow reminded them of the Baron's daughter.

why would you have her disgraced like that?
she's already insecure enough. :(

I just want to help her, I don't want that runny poo dripping down her legs and on her clothes. Triss likes to be clean.

i wish i could hug triss and give her lovely arse a hard squeeze

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This picture makes me laff every time

>narrow hips
>droopy asscheeks
>weird pimples
>dry, chaffed ass skin (how's that even possible?)
NOT lovely

I think her Triss' ass looks beautiful flowing down from her perfect 22 inch waist. It looks soft and comfy, I want to use it as a pillow :3

I'm going to help Triss with her insecurity! :3

Don't do it, it's part of her charm. I remember reading an interview with Sapkowski a while ago and in the end he was asked to say the first thing that comes to his mind about certain characters. When asked about Triss he said, beautiful but insecure.

Unpopular opinion:
W3's story and parts of the gameplay sucked and W1 was the absolute best. Only things I liked were the Gwent and some of the Monster-Hunting things. Game crashing twice after two 1 hour fights didn't help.

Tits are small(kinda makes sense), but she'd be more toned than that. Maybe its the shitty in-game engine that limits how toned their body can get.