How do I counter the enemy bonus gold after an abandon on their team when noone on my team speaks english?
Go 5-0 in lane, enemy team member ragequits. Enemy team gets bonus gold and crushes us.The gold bonus is wayyyyy too much, the enemy tusk was killing me with one walrus punch before I got my linkens. They do not deserve that win. What's the point in stretching the game out for another 30 mins? Waste of time if you ask me.
>Fast forward, and some other teams now intentionally break minor rules (like they join the lobby 10 seconds late on purpose), for which the prescribed penalty is ‘loss of Selection Priority for that game’. This suggests that for lots of team Selection Priority isn’t always viewed as a benefit and statistically there’s not a strong correlation between Selection Priority and victory once you offset the average advantage gained from max(‘radiant and first pick’ - ‘dire and second pick’, ‘dire and first pick’—‘radiant and second pick’). Some teams might perceive it as an advantage, and for some teams there are pretty significant deviations and so there’s no reason not to just allow deferring as part of the rules (or at the very least remove it as a “perk” of doing well in the group stage).
reminder that dota is filled with cheaters and nothing is being done about it
Jace Cruz
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Josiah Cruz
another angle
Noah Gray
Sauce plz
Cameron Diaz
wew lad this is a christian board
Wyatt Wilson
>those erect nipples
Ethan Rogers
"just kite him"
Jackson Sanders
M-mastermind...
Matthew Collins
post-EG times are rough for ppd
Anthony Collins
>tab for items How do you switch between units?
Ian Anderson
Reminder Shit9 is hosting Boston.
Aaron Green
z x c
Wyatt King
lolbab here
does dota have skins and cosmetics in the same way we do? is there a cash shop?
Alexander Morris
we have hats :)
Matthew Green
can i go to sleep im going to die if dont sleep
Nathaniel Sanders
so who is gonna be support in this game? ember? meepo?
Logan Jackson
is blink officially a garbage tier item now? Does it need a buff?
Ian King
what makes you say that?
Oliver Bennett
What the fuck is this?
Robert Baker
>ever playing a hero that requires you to switch between units
Colton Bailey
They work different in lol than in dota. In lol you just buy a complete skin. in dota a hero is broken down into parts like head, back, hands, legs, transformed or summon units and you can mix and match parts if you want or use parts from the same set
Colton Davis
>why did I draft sumail brewmaster
Jaxon Sullivan
how do i deal with shit support that last hit and steal the agis >pick troll warlord >someone pick shadow shaman >got bot >he start last hitting my creeps >kill steal >get helm of dominator >do roshan >before i can kill him >shadow shaman come use force staff on me >last hit that fucker and take the agis >he died two min after he got it we ended losing because he feed
Jace Russell
>legion will never be a relevant pro pick
Owen Jackson
our slut is still streaming
Logan Cruz
report and be real nice in your games so you get stacked with less retards
Tyler Jones
? I don't see Artour's stream online though
Ryan Parker
germans say LOL in a weird way
Lincoln Reyes
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Michael Robinson
>log on to dotard 2 general >STILL NO NEW PATCH >go back to lolg and enjoy my superior game
nice fucking game dotards
how are valve treating you
Luke Green
Matumba is right. Swedes are the most whiniest cunts I've ever played with.
Andrew White
Post the one with Pugna
Samuel Martin
just 2 more weeks, user! :)
David Perry
???? You know the exact day the patch is coming retard.
Jaxson Campbell
^^
Brody Lewis
^^xD
Carson Jenkins
>people are hungry for a patch Really? Aside from a few fixes I'm pretty okay with where the game is.
Monkey king could take years and I wouldn't give a fuck. The hero doesn't interest me in the least. Especially if he ends up anything close to LoL's or HoN's.
Benjamin Gray
post cute feets
Ethan Martin
This, patchcucks are the actual problem of the game. They should make next patch optional with vanilla dota being current one and patchcuck dota being the following versions.
Joseph Turner
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Luis Diaz
v o r p
Aaron Adams
threadly reminder that Silencer is the best hero for climbing up to 4k mmr. scrubs don't know how to handle him, global is a guaranteed teamfight win
Caleb Taylor
It's almost like there should be a test client that lets you preview the next patch and provide feedback...
That aside my favorite statistic this year was the pick rate for both TI6 and LCS. A whopping 90% versus 50% respectively. Not sure if that means Dota pros are just braver to experiment on the main stage or if that shit is actually balanced. But if HALF of your roster is flat out ignored in the biggest stage for your game, that's a problem.
Andrew Brooks
>scrubs don't know how to handle him
Buy a BKB?
Isaac Reyes
what do you mean by LCS
Jose Carter
Who's your free MMR hero?
Isaac Green
tb is best at 3k
Jaxon Phillips
I'm sorry I'm not trying to start a LoL and Dota shit fling. It's their version of TI. I'm just trying to point out the depth of our current patch.
Bentley Ramirez
that's exactly what they can't figure out
William Sanchez
can't wait for you plebs to get triggered and brought to forceful orgasms by all the big, fat, meaty, game breaking changes the frog is gonna shove down your pathetic boipussies. the salty tears are gonne be delicious desu
Hudson Gutierrez
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Daniel Nguyen
Wow euros are such smug pricks.
Andrew Martin
is it true there are leaked kelly bj pics
Oliver Wood
I am writing a letter to valve demanding they nerf slark
A real physical letter, how do i make sure the dota team gets it???
Levi Butler
send it to gaben
Colton Price
sub 4k babby detected
Wyatt Hall
Seal it with a dota sticker. Make sure to include a few reddit refferences otherwise they won't take it seriously.
Camden Ramirez
worst major yet?
Easton Allen
>be 6 towers and 4 racks behind >clump up as a team so the hammer can hit you
muh kiting. git gud.
Thomas Green
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Ethan Hughes
ez lane
Cooper Rogers
>no female casters
umm dotards?
Adam Brooks
>The International 2016 I can't tell if you're shitposting or if it's a Valve mistake
Cooper Martinez
>find a game >demand someone pick support, mark the offlane >some schmuck picks shadow demon >SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER >lock in ancient apparition >our team now has two supports, enemy team has alch, dark seer, nigma, ursa, jugg >dominate offlane with axe, I kill jugg 3 times in 5 minutes >game ends at 30 mins, 40-10 >team is shocked at how well we did >tell them that's what happens when you have two supports >tfw you outsmarted your own team into winning
Julian Sanders
shever identifies as a female
Justin Ward
don't get banned for botting like instantly? I used that client for my main and my main was banned.
Oliver Lee
Or manta or euls or diffusal or lotus orb or shadow blade.
