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first for porn

They already are you'll need to do mr scuttles or a chicken camp as well as krugs for 3.

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can i join on my level 1 smurf

Cute Ez skin WHEN?

OK, /lolgen/. I am an Azir one-trick and I've stopped giving a fuck.
I also need to lower the MMR on one of my accounts to play with my shitter friends.
Give me silly builds to tank my elo with. I'm talking like current AP Tristana tier cancer.

I've already tried:
>ADC Azir
It's shit, and isn't even fun.
>Top AP Bruiser Azir
Shit, not fun.
>ACTUAL ADC Azir (building AD items)
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS

I need more stupid shit.
Give me your creative builds and roles, and I promise I will play the most fun sounding ones all the way to B5.

Don't forget to drink your milk, user.

>Wake up
>See this
>Someone ACTUALLY SAYING that the feast-or-famine retardedly-popular snowball champion that can single-handedly 1v9 a game if he gets fed yet still has had consistently a ~52% winrate top despite the fact that his winrate SHOULD be around 48% when he's actually balanced... needs buffs

Yup. This stupid shit is what I wake up for.

Can there be a more satisfying match?
And as for season 3 or 4 renekton. I'd actually say 6 because fervor (was) busted.

Goat.

I want Ziggs and Rumble to be cannon dating.

xth for waifu power

Kill all waifufags.
Make /lolg/ and all of Veeky Forums great again.

>Decide to learn Singed
>Play 1st serious game on him
>Do shit
>Feed Darius
>Focus on gates and pushing
>Suck and proxying but help out in small skirmishes
>Become unkillable mid game
>Still win
>Have fun

Guys, i didn't know Singed was this fun. I played like fuckin shit but i still had so much fun. Is this what it's like when you finally find a champ you like?

>Veigar has a damage, a stun and mana regen as a passive
>Kha has physical damage, magic damage, a damage amp, an AoE slow, poke, stealth, movement speed, damage reduction, a leap, a reset on his leap and about 5 other mechanics
What were they thinking when they decided every champion released needs this convoluted overloaded high mobility kits?

Skarner is cute!

I thought it was gonna be nothing but tease.

Thank you user.

Ummmm

Colossus Azir?

He can use it off his ult, imagine shuffling the entire team and getting a fuckton massive shield.

I've tried everything on him For reasons that he's fun and my favorite champion except that one.

YES

What about his heal? ISO damage

post lewd sona

SKAARL?

Veigar doesn't have the mana regen anymore
And if you are going to post the kit like that any champion looks bonkers

Colossus with Steraks and Aegis so after they burn into your shield you get a shield plus another shield. And redemption for safekeeping

You can also join with your main.

Too bad girls only like cock this much when they're showing off and never when the camera's are off.

So you like this kind of "milk" user?

>Azir
>Colossus
>Barrier
>Steraks
>Redemption
>Iron Solari
>Use E for your first shield
>Press R on entire team around you

I found your memebuild buddy.

You can't really play Singed without feeding

Any singed player here? Wanna ask some questions.

-Which is a better starting item? Dark seal, refillable potion (and upgrade it later), or mana crystal?
-I should rush Rylai's followed by a Zz'Rot right?
-Should I build RoA and tear at all? I sometimes hear that it's bad but why?
-How should I manage his mana/proper usage of his Q early game?
-How and what should I do during early, mid, and late game?

>implying that jungle didn't already decide most games
fuck off cunt

inc.com/magazine/201612/burt-helm-lindsay-blakely/company-of-the-year-riot-games.html

>A company that hires psychopaths like Daniel Z Klein and Anthony Burch is considered "company of the year"

Am I living in bizarro world?

I wish I actually had the balls to meme build. Right now I'm just trying to get back to rank with only Karma and Renekton

oh, really?
>aoe instant stun, longest auto attack range, aoe dot around a summon, and uh.. defense buff

What number are we?

can't you lower your mmr simply by playing azir

Dark seal plus refill pot and rush 350 gold push to turret back and grab corrupting pot and you should be good. Do what Sirhcez does he's actually very good at it. I had to play against him :x

League has taught me that I cannot always win, and that things will not always go the way I want. Losing is a vital part of learning, and only by learning I can achieve greater victories in the future.

League has taught me that if something goes wrong in my life, I should only focus on my faults to improve. Sure, things around me can get in the way, but only losers blame others for their own failures. Working on myself is the only thing I can and should do.

League has taught me that improvement is always possible, and that winners are winners because they work harder than everybody else. Therefore, if I want to be a winner, hard work is the key.

League has taught me that working with my team is necessary to get the most out of every situation. Lone wolves don’t go far, nor in league nor in life. You need people around you all the time, they are what keeps you sane and they allow you to express your full potential.

League has taught me that at times it is required from you to be emphatic and selfless. If you are not able to see with the eyes of your friend/lover/teammate you’ll end up defeated. The same will happen if you won’t, at times, give up on your ego for the sake of the others around you.

League has taught me these and many others things. For this reason, I think that the huge amount of time I devoted to this game is not wasted. Sure, I could’ve learn to speak a new language, to play an instrument or many other things; instead I decided to play this wonderful game – no, this wonderful esport - and, 4000 hours later, I’m more grateful than ever that that day I decided to press “Install”. And I hope you are too.

DISCLAIMER: this is not a shitpost! :) Tomorrow will be three years I play League of Legends, and I discovered myself thinking what this game gave me. I wanted to share my thoughts with you guys.

cum inside support

Can't wait to pick Vlad into all those Lux wannabes, build tanky and commit 10 rapes per second


>tfw no one on Veeky Forums is KVLT enough to remember Johannes Krauser II

but i don't have a main on EUNE

those magazine rewards are paid for

not even memeing

>tfw when mid and supports get all the fun

>win a game because ally poppy just shits on panth
>next game I get the shitty toplaner nasus that feeds a rammus, with a lee sin jungle on my team that does nothing while master yi is killing mid and top

wew
feels like almost all of plat games are lost at champ select by which ever team has the lee sin and/or the person who spammed 1k+ games to get to plat

>League has taught me that if something goes wrong in my life, I should only focus on my faults to improve.

i should go around and kill more little ones per minute!

i'll share mine
this game is a piece of shit with eeach team being more retarded and more toxic than the previous one.
The only way to REALLY play this game is to find 5 people who all want to improve and maybe go far.
Anything else and it's just torture.

that's why you ban lee every game, too many otp out there which can fuck you over single handedly

i fucking love detroit metal city

yeah playing through plat you have to learn how to do everything to shut their team down within the first 40 minutes, its like your team is always in a drunken stupor and cant be trusted to do anything until it gets to be lategame where the game becomes more 50/50

in the same vein when games are actually going your way early you better be doing your damned best to close them out

singed is fun for a little while until you realize thats all he does
press q, run around minions, throw down zzrot/boc
he can group but its just a waste unless youre at threat of losing
that said hes good for learning how to proxy farm safely

reminder that welding ints in vg vs vg, hide welding posts and ignore weldingposters

>yasuo players

its like pottery. guess which skin he was using.

Can somebody post that recipe for the crit yi build pls

ruh roh theyre on to me gotta go into hiding...

Is there a best champion player ranking system that doesn't suck? opgg has a champion enthusiast ranking but that only shows d2+ which is fine, that makes sense, but it ranks based on games played and not performance.

Project.
Always feed with project.

Lulu is the CUTEST!

>tfw no irl sona waifu

I wanna cream pie Jinx

Suck off

>AOE instant stun, infinite scaling ap, highest executioner spell in the game, TWO high damage AOE spammeables
Veigar

>Stun in all damaging spells, low cd %damage reduction with scaling thorns effect, mana refunding spammeable nuke, AOE ultimate pet summoning with highest dot in the game which enrages and stays enraged after you die
Annie

Sorry but the real lulufag came back
you should leave

That good. I don't need a disgusting cottage cheese ass in my life.

>muh whale fetish

>AOE instant stun
it is not instant

dunno about yasuo but i bet that lux used star guardian

>AOE instant stun
Veigar's stun hasn't been instant for a while.

I wouldn't call either of them psychopaths but they're legit mentally ill.

Well, maybe Daniel Z is kind of on that side, especially with those leaked "joke" tweets about how men should drug women at parties for sex, or something like that. Don't remember.

I AM the real lulufag. He just happens to be Veeky Forums's equivalent of me.
But i'm the real deal. I worshipped this lady since they released the first bits of art and lore.

>premade trio on your team
>retarded mexican kids flaming & feeding their asses off the whole game always denying surrender vote always losing
>premade trio on enemy team
>pro players with extreme synergy deleting your whole team in 3v5 fight
Always this shit

My bad

Hope you have a nice day

>don't get mid 3/3 times today
>now I have to first pick top
fucc

>tfw I have to be this cute to swim in Vladimir

>lulufags think they are the "real" lulufag
>the real one was so dedicated he died for her

nah, youre all shitty knockoffs

you all really treat their tweets too seriously
it's just a kind of trash talking

you don't even exist except as the words on the screen which i read from time to time, i am the only entity whose existence is proven because i think and therefore i exist. it is not proven if you even think

Post mains and favorite albums

Shen

Even in the quietest moments by supertramp

dont forget to r8 others mains and others tastes

Daniel Klein is 100% serious

Do I start name posting too?

Wukong

The 59 Sound by The Gaslight Anthem

supertramp a shit but respect for shen

it's too bad that you're flat and can't even remember simpson's paradox then isn't it?

hey! fools overture is pretty cool.

i mean those tweets like "all champion kiss boys" etc

their political and social tweets it's just their personal opinion which is not that uncommon too

hey guys what are the most METAL champions me and my friends are doing a thing
heres what i got:
morde top
karthus mid
hec jungle
?? adc
thresh support

shut the fuck up

i cant remember simpson's paradox but I'm far from flat senpai

>has to go online and shitpost to get recognition for his waifu

I think you guys are confused about having a waifu really means. What a disgrace...

>Not picking Pentakill Karthus and unleashing the legendary 11 rapes a second on Lux's whole team.
Satsugai user.

>flat
my vladfag isnt flat lol

urgot adc for that death metal

Draven

Varus/Urgo is metal imo

Vel'koz

Pendulum: Hold your Colour

Soulreaver Draven obviously you fuckin shitter.

your no fun.

*all champions

ADC is a role for pansies ever since Graves got moved to the jungle. Unless you go Urgot

5.8k dotard here, how long would it take to adapt to League?

Valve are fucking shit

I need to praise Lulu, and i am so full of love that sometimes i need to vent and scream it out into the world!

it's not even hard man, just remember a sawblade and it's piss easy

Would be a real dick move for me to ult right now.

Real dick move.

varus or jhin adc

Good to know that said Lulufag is alive and well.

>mordekasier
>the entire pentakill skinline
>Draven
>Darius

Kalista

It all are fucking shit

Pick your poison my man, it will take forever for you to get all the runes, champs, level 30