League of legends general /lolg/

Xth for pure Aryan waifus

>I was just a dirty shyvanafag
>I loved shyvana so much, I owned all her skins and merchandise
>I pray to shyvana every night, thanking her for just existing
>"shyvana is love", I say, "shyvana is life"
>my mid leblanc overhears me and calls me a faggot
>she is obviously jealous of my devotion to shyvana
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>She says "Yes you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>She says "I meant it as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I respond "It's still homophobic"
>She steals all the creeps from my lane and tells me she muted me
>I'm crying now, because I was not finished talking
> I go to my lane, it's very lonely up top
>I feel a warmness coming from river
>It's shyvana
>I'm so happy
>She whispers in my ear "Want to go gank bot?"
>"To gank bot?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my lane just to tell me you want to gank bot?"
>"Why else would I come top?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're a dirty shyvanafag, anyone who would think that is a twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>She pings me 10 times and tells me to follow
>I'm ready
>I follow her into river
>She wastes several minutes farming jungle, spamming laugh and her rank 7 emote
>It hurts so much to follow her but I do it for shyvana
>I can feel my brain tearing and my eyes start to water
>I want to please shyvana
>She laughs a mighty laugh as leb gets dove on for the 5th time
> leblanc rages in chat
>shyvana looks leblanc deep in the eyes and says "It's over now"
>"Why the fuck have you not ganked my lane? I'm reporting you for being bad"
>"...you were supposed to say "It's over now"
>"Fuck you, what are you doing with top lane?
>"You're no fun"
>shyvana steals all the creeps from my lane and R's away just as I get dove
shyvana is love, shyvana is life

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/fiddlesticks-color-story
waiting 4 buffs now

She needs a nerf and she's a slut. That's way she wants Rengar's D.

>He doesn't know the Mang

Don't be gay mang, lol.

obligatory cropped porn

>wake up
>saint streaming

the only man capable of pushing the boundaries of league of legends meta in several seasons

twitchdottv/therainman

THE MANG HAS OPENED AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL AND ONLY YOUR VIEWS CAN KEEP HIM TETHERED TO THIS PLANE

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Ain't Fiddlestick doing okay as a jungler?

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This is now a Lux thread

Praise best girl

K

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xth for transcending imperfection!

How can Lux be best girl when Kayle is best girl?

Fiddlesticks can't clear the new jungle for shit, and was weak before that. Any jungler with CC can invade him and kill him early, and if he gets blue stolen he's deadweight.

are pupper and graves the only successful modern reworks rito has done?

He's got 45% wr atm

>this is vape

what did she mean by this?

Should I buy Zed or Ekko next?

you take 10 years to farm krugs, it blows
ganks are also worth far less than just farming the jungle up now and fiddle kinda sucks at counter jungling

zed is permaban

ekko

post classic throws

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Best multi task player in the fucking world

she already got nerfed tho.. it's time for buffs, she's too weak

That vaping is fedora as fuck.

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HEADS UP

Kayle isn't best girl dummy, she doesn't even have a 10-waifu-in-one skin

>jinxposting
>goatposting

>playing ekko
>owning ekko

dont do that

But I have a Project Zed shard waiting to be unlocked :(

yesh

i won a game

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Now listen here, pal

If you need more than just ONE waifu, you aren't dedicated enough.

youre right, lux is the new ahri

>Jinxposting
>Goatposting
>not Luxposting

SAUCE

>should i get zed or ekko
>[answer]
>but i want to get zed!!

answered your own question

send more old stuff like this

>tfw you completely shit the bed in jungle

>tfw your team is completely understanding and doesn't blame you at all

>tfw you lose

>tfw you get 3 friendly honours

>tfw you forgot to honour them back

>waifu can transform
>this somehow means I have multiple waifus

10-waifu-in-one means it's still one waifu

Its kinda like flipping a coin, you find out which one you really want after youve flipped it.

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AP Kayle is fucking dead, now everyone goes AS Hybrid.

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Damn. He needs a buff before the season starts.
We need her to stay weak. She's been in the meta too long.

If any of you plays in the LAS server please dodge if you see a chilean
i tought Brazilians were shit, but godfucking dammit
even fucking argentinians are more bearable than this subhuman scum
>xD
>wn fome qlia asdkashdasd
Holy shit i know spanish and portuguese but what the hell is this nigger like language
and the worse is not even one of them is able to fucking play the game

Except ahri is the cuck waifu

for a reason, she's the best! :3

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>thinking nidalee is the best when she was allowed to be meta for more than a single day
>katarina was played once (ONCE) at worlds in a meme game and was immediately nerfed afterwards
lol

sounds like LAN

Still remember playing Jayce and how feeding yi getting mad at me because I didn't build tank items

if your waifu is popular shes a slut and thus youre a cuck

MF, Sona, Ahri, and now Lux

Why does nidalee fanart always seem really high quality?

>Aryan
>Not wanting brown
Shame...

how do you open the little window in-game that shows crit chance, %pen and all the other stats?

>Brutaliser

God I miss that fucking item.

c

Z or C

STOP FIGHTING AND POST GURO SMUT

^you sure about that user?

the days where you could shittalk all you want and bathe in a puddle for a few bucks are all over.

mang builds literally got items removed from the game

>and now Lux
Lux was always a popular waifu. Your waifu being popular doesn't make her a slut you fucking fedora. MF and Ahri are sluts because their characters are slutty not because they're popular waifus

>viktor e does 600 damage to me when he has 100 ap
you fucking what

i'm picky when it comes to the stuff i choose :3
not easy when you're comparing kat and nid :s

JUST REMEMBER MANG

DON'T BE GAY, MANG

>All this MangPosting

You're alright, /lolg/. I thought everyone decent was gone, but you guys are alright.

Gurofag do you actually want guro smut or are you just your own self-referencing meme at this point?

>sonas character is slutty

luxs skirt is shorter than all of sonas dresses, you ACTUALLY have a slut waifu and your cuck mind is trying to deny it

there was a month or so that every games was decided by which team had more chileans because the server would randomly disconnect non chileans

shut the fuck up nerds

I WANT SMUT
EVERYONE IGNORES ME

do you think this is funny

also there's a typo in your filename

I like mexicans, they talk funny and most of them are chill IRL, even if they play like shit
but chileans are fucking niggers, everyone told me that argentinians were dicks, but the north part of them are so fucking good people that im honestly surprised despite them playing like fingerless monkeys
but chileans are so fucking shit at the game and even worse in person, it's like a jew and a nigger fused themselves and then stopped learning how to talk

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums tryhard edition
vidya
[X] show custom games

need 2 more, EUW

>Azir does ~180 damage on his soldiers with two items at level 10 before resistances

they are gay, mang

>come on to lolg for real shitpost hours
>mangposting

how based

In general, I see a lot of high quality nidalee art. I don't mind since she's hot as all fuck though.

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If I dodged all the Chileans I'd never get into a game.

I have saint too

gay^

The Mang brings us together in nostalgia.

>Tfw looping this when playing
youtube.com/watch?v=7rjjkrh348w