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JEW VS SPACECOW edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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>13 memes early

Sheever

pugna is a boy btw

...

>mfw sing strims

pugna posting

>small greedy person riding on top of a big dumb brute that it uses to attack its enemies
what did valve mean by this

Open to the possibility

tfw no dotard gf

>haha I'm 12 btw.

Its all ok i guess, studying now hence i have an exam tomorrow.. Do you still play dota maybe? Do you maybe miss us playing or something??

I don't play dota anymore. I just watch our boy stream every so often.

>It's a "let's blame south americans for the loss" episode

what if sjokz hosted the major?

>Pick Offlane Pugna
>Win

thanks ixmike.
Though it seems hes abandoned it after a loss streak.

pls post more sheever

So lol players keep getting super awesome cinematics for their skins, and what do we get from valve..? gloves for CS:GO

youtube.com/watch?v=2gU_HpD0hWY

I've had enough of this dying game.

Ahh rip.. I watch him sometimes in the morning when i notice him streaming, i think you mean rtz if i remember from our talks, and i wake up early enough, though im having trouble sleeping and stuff, its pretty annoying really

bye

>Login Screen
So literally fucking nothing?

See you.

>People still pushing this MMR shit when Matumba and Miracle couldn't qualify for BOSTON.
?

>PREDICTIONS OUT
So, what are your pretidtions, user?

Lads i've played 2,000 hours of this nonsense but my micro is appalling, I can just about manage Brew ult and Lycan but that's it. Which hero would be a good next step? I was thinking Beastmaster.

I predict im going to fap within the next hour

Yes, he is our boy. Good luck on your exam

Micro is irrelevant honestly unless you plan to get good at certain heroes.

Plus they're shit most of the time, Chen/Ench is a good start desu. Meepo if you're feeling devilsh.

>wake up
>no patch

>people still think Life Drain is primarily offensive
>not one of the best healing spells that can be used as offense in clutch situations when enemies burn their disables
>literally mfw

I watch a lot of >our boys so.. And thanks, hope i do still see you around from time to time since im guessing youre leaving now or something.. Everybody just leaving me :

>Cold Attack is now applied for 2 seconds upon dealing damage with spells.

...

>carry is losing hp rapidly
>down 1k and still dropping
>little dead gnome girl with 900 hp is supposed to fill carrys hp back up
I mean it's useful but it's hardly a game breaker

Base magic resist tho

what if Pugna was a futa?

>riki "'support"""
>wahhh wahhh why am I losing? God damn poruviens!

Stupid dotards...

Life drain heals based on the amount of life pugna actually loses.

is bounty hunter useless? every time i play him or there bh on my team they all start calling him useless trash hero

can someone give me an explanation

just buy a heart

Only 9 inches?

Who will be the wiser hero?

Only pick bounty hunter against a heavy physical lineup then rush greaves into shiva's.

>tfw to wise to be intelligent

Just kite him

Excuse me, but please post Dota 2

On what? Hes a god as a roaming support, puts a lot of pressure early on, building mek/mana boots/guardians ensures unlimited pushing power and never needing to go back, track is free money, after that you build vlads, linken, lotus,shyva, blink, force staff, whatever your team needs and suits your play style, hes also my most played hero atm

his point is giving a gold advantage with track. he doesn't provide much else- vision is alright, and getting a shuriken to bounce on all heroes can win a fight but is seldom decisive. he's a viable pick if you either have very good teamfight or some very good ganker who can work with the extra vision

sorry

anyone watching LotGH here
fraulein mariendorf is best girl

Meepo because Valve doesn't have their head *that* far up their ass that they'll nerf his Magic Resistance.

...right?

we imba now?

Buy cour, wards, mana boots and roam support. Drop Track on solo heros and bait them into your team

He's also the highest armor support in the game.

Sven is honestly broken.

Echo Sabre just turned him into a god.

and lane preassure of course- can't believe I missed that. a perfect bounty game starts with winning all lanes for your team with precision strikes

Would you let RTZ fuck your waifu?

I know it's a part of what the game is but the kind of carry that can kill six stacked ancients like nothing is pretty hard to counter while herding cats

>tfw pick wk and get equal farm to sven
>blink on him and stun
>hit him for 2 seconds
>don't do enough damage because lol 45 armour
>sven turns on his ult and 3 shots me

Fucking Karjakin I hate russians in every form

I forgot, I played Ench a bit prior to those nerfs to her ulti but the micro kind of fell by the wayside when I left the jungle. I tried Chen in a bot game and was useless, I'll give him another whirl tho, thanks.

Even if I say yes rtz would just turn around an go play dota

>tfw narcissist
sure

What did he do?

hey gulag thinking about starting a new anime, debating between Code Geass, Death Note, Kill La Kill, or Hellsing. What do

how about hibike euphonium

kys urself

watch angel beats my dude

Star wars: clone wars

Defended a +42 position
Magnus also blundered but fuck this guy and his drawing playstyle

>not making the size 3.22 tb

smhtbqhwyf

your own fault for not going blademail

the simpsons

+42??

Batman

ward his jungle lol

>support the shit out of an antimage
>free lane for him
>he goes vlads vanguard
>we lose
how do i stop retards from throwing games as support

Yeah it was mate in ~20 but they both had 30 sec so they blundered move after move

twitch /ginxtv
your host is hosting and they are talking about the dotes

nvm they done

>tune in
>"machine i hate when people do bantz pls don't do bantz"

Alright worst major

>some girl gamer
>make sure to tweet #blahblah
>some faggy dude with blonde hair
cancer

What hero and patch combination was the worst?

>TI5 Storm Spirit
>Troll WarLMAO
>HOHO HAHA

>pick wk
>sven 3 shots my first life and then my second one too
>the entire team behind me dies too
I like the concept of WK don't you?
he's just like except WORSE. Sven does infinitely more damage and is infinitely more tanky

OD invoker
SD luna
armlet alch/lifestealer
we had alot of good times

Welp, the fun is over.

youtube.com/watch?v=6VJBrBcwpy0
>played dota for like 4 years
>get main interviewer position at TI6
>also has 5k mmr
what are your excuses dotards
half of you probably didn't even break 4k in that time

I dunno, I was looking for something more action-y, not drama-y
here's your (you)
I'll look at it, what is it comparable to?
u better be talking about the original one faggit

because i'm not super funny :(

>"nerdy"

christ, hes such a normalfag

is he gay

Love Live School Idol Project

why would anyone willingly watch something involving slacks?

Any reputable players release any predictions?

Pokemon XY

Rip in peace

Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate

Code Geass if you're into mecha and main character outsmarting everyone
Hellsing if you're into grim and bloody action (just don't fuck up and watch Hellsing Ultimate, not the 2001 series)
KLK will be probably too much for inexperienced anime watcher (and i am guessing you're new to anime since you didn't watch all those popular titles)
Death Note anime is pretty good for the first half and terrible for the second, so i wouldn't recommend it

>1 hour till the last esports match until the major
>it's a Sneyking vs. Ixmike NA shitfest

well at least our boy grant will cast it

12 SLEEPS REMAINING

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stream?

re:zero