Threadly reminder that Flavius Cuckisarius was a cuck
Jonathan Miller
SKELETON
Jordan Gonzalez
it is a fun campaign though
Austin James
Grace
Luis Cox
G O B L I N S
Joseph Nguyen
>10000 gold for some bloke shagging your missus
we'd all be cuckholds in that world though perhaps it wouldn't matter since you'd also cuck another.
Joshua Russell
Can you remarry Flava Flav and have him make an heir? Or is it just Cuck Simulator?
Josiah Jenkins
How does anyone enjoy Vampire Counts in the least What a shit faction that is no fun to play
Justin Lopez
WITNESS TRUE POWER
Charles Williams
>tfw you and literally everyone else are pulling a Great Northern War on Sweden >but this time Carolus won't rise to the skies
Caleb Evans
t. Nagash the Weak
Anthony Jackson
WHO WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN NOW?
Connor Reyes
HoMM TW
Holy shit. That would be fucking great.
Jace Cook
THIS ACTION
Hudson Garcia
>tfw had to restart because i instantly went in the red after three turns
Andrew Hernandez
SUMMONS
Jack Walker
NAGASH WAS WEAK
Joshua Walker
MY DESTINY
Henry Diaz
SPARE MY ARSE
Jason Diaz
NOT LIKELY
Blake Russell
We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?
Lincoln Smith
My enemies are many, my equals are none.
In the shade of elven trees, they said Bretonnia could never be conquered.
In the land of carsteins and undeath, they said the vampires could never be cleansed.
In the realm of magma and snow, they said chaos could never be calmed.
Now they say nothing, they fear me like a wind of magic, a dealer in thunder and death.
I say I am Karl Franz.
I am Emperor!
Jackson Lopez
That's my favorite quote from King Louen
Michael Lee
, GENTLEMEN
Jace Peterson
Dis stinks!
Jackson Taylor
lmao get fucked bloodboi
Elijah Moore
>4 fucking Chaos armies Pyyrhic victory this shit nigga, you can do it
Matthew Butler
>A full 5 units slots that are basically completely wasted on units that do jack diddly
You're beyond fucked,
Blake Murphy
Why do the wood elves start allied to Clan Angrund?
Julian Lewis
You don't know just how bad I am at Total War, but I will fight it out.
Parker James
Which five? I rarely play VC.
Daniel Powell
At a guess, the Zombies and Bats.
Joshua Ortiz
Zombies and bats are straight up useless against Chaos
Hell, I could probably up the count to 7 since Crypt Ghouls do little to no damage to armored units.
Brody Sanchez
>He doesn't use Zambombos to suck a charge and eat shit while flanking with the rest
Tyler Garcia
Crypt ghouls are surprisingly good at defending walls (that is, if the enemy uses the ladders) while bats do a good job at killing hellcannon crews, while your Vargheists can go for juicier targets
Tyler Turner
Does the poison debuff keep refreshing if in combat or does the buff get applied to the enemy unit instantly and has to be manually applied again after x amount of seconds?
Jacob Bennett
>>He doesn't use Zambombos to suck a charge
You could just use grave guard to tank charges, they actually have armor and melee defense and they might even get a few kills
Army slots are a far. far more valuable resources than money, wasting slots on units that barely do anything is terrible.
Grayson Gonzalez
isn't that a garrison force though?
William Sanders
Wait, shit.
The Wight King threw me off for some reason
Disregard everything I said I suck a billion cocks.,
Liam Wright
Well, at least that's one down.
Joseph Stewart
Why is Sigvald such a useless turd?
Nathaniel Taylor
Not so magnificent now, is he?
Cooper James
what did you use to capture this? steam or some third party application?
Zachary Wood
Don't stop, user! Keep fighting!
Jaxson Reed
The bird is at around 500 HP left, but my forces are disintegrating. It's all up to the lone hero and his floating sword.
Steam.
Leo Taylor
it lasts for 5 seconds, but gets refreshed back to 5 seconds every time a poison dealing unit deals damage to a unit
Bentley Thompson
i really want to like attila but the campaign ai is such fucking crap
Alexander Powell
That Wight King deserves a medal.
Hudson Martin
I want to be dominated by a best elf!
Jack Nelson
And I barely put a dent into Chaos. Bird has about 150ish HP left, mostly thanks to the Wight King, but his last blow was just completely ignored and then he fell.
Samuel Morales
My Garde du Corps just heroically dashed into the French ranks, defeating the enemy 1é de Carabiniers (or whatever) and routing half a dozen units of French infantry. Every single man died to protect their realm and sovereign from French steel. They did not flee. They turned a battle that was bound to be lost.
Ayden Wood
Can somebody please tell me what the fuck that SC2 thread is?
It's like some sick kind of joke?
Dylan Parker
>that one grave guard standing back-to-back with his lord
Brody White
The Wight King will be avenged. It's time to summon the Eternal Emperor. And Mannlet, too, I guess.
Logan Thomas
ded game
Caleb Robinson
They feel the warp overtaking them
Brayden Green
>Mannfred Is there any vampire worse than Mannfred? Any at all?
Can't I trade him out for Ushoran or Abhorash or someone else who isn't a whiny tryhard?
Asher Allen
>you want to bro up with some Bretonnians but the tree-dudes ask you to join their war with them
Henry Walker
Should I lightning battle my way to victory here, or should I bring Mannlet and Vlad The Implier over and have a giant battle against Chaos?
Noah Carter
It sucks that Skarsnik, Belegar, Wurrzag and Durthu all get to be faction leaders but Vlad doesn't
Jace Perez
Konrad von Carstein was bat shit insane.
Eli Moore
>5 s
Huh, that's weird, says in the tooltip that it lasts for 12s. Regardless, thanks for the info, m8.
Andrew Scott
shit, I may have goofed the number
everything else still aplies
Wyatt Roberts
Do greenskins have dicks?
Nicholas Thompson
They reproduce asexually, so yes.
Dylan Morris
hey is this good
Carson Stewart
I thought I had killed him during the battle...but that motherfucker and one of his friends managed to escape in the chaos. How the fuck am I ever going to get him out of that fort?
Elijah Thomas
Caliphate is OP as fuck.
Henry White
Do mushrooms have dicks?
Michael Bennett
Occasionally
Samuel Hernandez
They idea of them having nothing down there bugs me. They do have butts right?
Ian Morgan
some of them sure look like dicks
does that count?
Considering they leave big piles of poo when sacking settlements, yes
Sebastian Sanders
They eat so they need to shit, I imagine they have a cloaca that pisses and shits at the same time.
Jackson Miller
Time to avenge the Wight King.
Colton Watson
>implying they don't shit out of the same hole they eat
Aaron Flores
It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.
From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.
Wood Elves Confirmed.
Adam Brooks
Id prefer it if they had one hole for poop and something else for pee. It doesn't have to be a penis but it SHOULD be a butt. Cloacas are for birds not orcs.
Chase Walker
>Steinberg Stahlberg
Angel Russell
>Bloody Handz have no Savage Orc specific techs
That's kind of shit 2bh. Almost none of the Greenskin techs are relevant for a Savage Orc playthrough.
Jayden Cox
I wouldn't rule it out.
Parker Flores
im gona burn it down. turn the whole place into one big bonfire that can be seen from hundreds of miles away.
Luis King
Is Byzantine pronounced:
B'izz' or B'eye'
ant'eye'ne or ant'een'ne
Nathan Garcia
Greenskins are fucking weird hybrid creatures, anything could be possible. >tfw all orcs have vaginas
Jaxon Carter
It's pronounced Like this Ahht-Too-Man Ahhm-Pie-Er
Hudson Scott
That's why you should just use regular orcs.
Cameron Lopez
What mod? Looks grittier than vanilla
Landon Cox
Bizzantene
You fucking anglos
Austin Kelly
No vaginas would be worst. I'd rather they had a second mouth that spits pee than a vajina. Also if greenskins pop out of the ground who gives them their names?
Kayden Cruz
Other greenskins they encounter after they pop out
Anthony Phillips
Explains the bats and zombies in the garrison, he must have tried to cut costs.
Andrew Walker
Oh that makes sense because they all have terrible names.
Elijah Wright
Bizz ann teen
Thomas Rogers
attack him and kill him with your archers nigger
Hudson Miller
>tfw lost a Legion as the WRE RIP Legio XI Herculia. They were lost in the Celtic Sea after razing all of Ireland
Jack Long
Mannlet spent his time fighting a single giant instead of bringing his army to help Vlad. What a cunt.
Kevin Jackson
I'm generally expierencing fps drops in newer TW games as soon as units enter combat. Could it be because my CPU is too strained?
I'm running a i5-4690K, GTX 1070 and 16GB of RAM. I'm playing at 1440p. Specifically talking about Attila and Warhammer TW.
Eli Adams
Past turn 10 TW games are pretty much all 20v20 battles at the minimum What can we do to encourage smaller battles?