What is the most blown the fuck out a country has ever been.
>cold war going on >500 people executed everyday to keep enemy intel down in ussr >turns out that the kgb general was a cia agent This was also probably the funniest moment in all of history too. Can anything top it?
>be Jew >make friends with most of the senior military and political figures in Syria >feed intelligence back constantly >end up as one of the most powerful people in the entire Syrian defense establishment >go to Syrian positions in the Golan Heights and tell the commanders to put trees over fortifications so that the soldiers have shade >tell the Israelis about this so that they can use the trees as target markers for enemy positions
Nolan Parker
They had the last laugh. Tortured him mercilessly and refused to return his bones to his widow.
Connor Hughes
>do what you must, I have already won
Wyatt Morgan
Does anyone know the battle where some king dawned on regular soldier gear and rode into battle but fell off horse and shouted "I AM THE KING!" but got trampled by enemy cavalry anyways?
Christian Jenkins
>What is the most blown the fuck out a country has ever been?
>Paraguayan War >400,000 deaths >deadliest and bloodiest war in Latin America's history. >Paraguay lost almost 70% of its adult male population >Paraguay's pre-war population of 525,000 was reduced to 221,000 of which only 28,000 were men.
Cooper Garcia
>urgh how dare you execute enemy spies who were directly responsible for your countrymen's deaths
Henry Mitchell
>eres naciste demasiado tarde para luchar para tu pais >eres naciste recien en tiempo para tener muchas putas y no hombres
Lo siente bien.
Juan Hernandez
they must have had a harem of latinas tho.
Blake Phillips
nice try 4/10
Charles Collins
kek, what a bitch.
Josiah Davis
I really can't blame them. It was one of the most shameful military defeats of the century so its a no brainer you killed the guy who contributed to your country getting btfo
Owen Collins
I really can't blame them. It was one of the most shameful military defeats of the century so its a no brainer you killed the guy who contributed to your country getting btfo. Besides, the public backlash of pardoning him probably would have started the syrian civil war several decades early lol
Cooper Nguyen
woops sorry for the double post
Nicholas Williams
Ich kann nicht genug Spanisch um das zu verstehen.
Aiden Hill
I hearthey legalized polygamy if another Veeky Forums poster on the subject can be trusted
Landon Rogers
If this was /pol/ some Stormblr would be having a heart attack
Josiah Anderson
Yes but seriously how stupid do you have to be to hire a Jew in a war against jews?
The Syrians deserved it.
Oliver Peterson
They didn't know he was a Jew.
He'd been an Egyptian Jew before the Suez War, so the Israelis gave him a cover story as a Syrian businessman returning from Argentina.
Christopher Nelson
Maybe they didn't know he was a Jew? Syria's a pretty diverse place after all.
Levi Foster
Spain in the Spanish-American War got rekt pretty hard.
Jonathan Perry
Reminds me of this guy
Adam Edwards
>its another autistic post about /pol/ even when politics had nothing to do with his post Get over your obsession
Alexander Hall
>shoehorning your pet boogeyman into every discussion
Jews really are neurotic.
Logan Price
Es sagt: >you were born too late to fight for your country >you were born right on time to drown in pussy due to a heavy gender imbalance.
Feels good man.
Aiden Walker
>>eres naciste
Thomas Ross
>be a teenager that survived the conflict >surrounded by thousands of women completely hungry for cock
Born at the right place and at the right time.
Lincoln Rogers
Battle of Muret
Adrian Butler
>a teenager that survived the conflict Query results: 0 rows
Jackson Russell
>not hiding from the draft by pretending to be a cute little girl.
Nathaniel Brown
Maybe that's where Brazilians got the taste for trannies.
Nicholas Moore
Veeky Forums filling historical holes. How beautiful.
Cameron Roberts
thats what Veeky Forumstorians do.
Easton Thompson
>implying you guys could fill the holes in your hearts At least we fillin' something
Brandon Parker
>(((Eli))) (((Cohen))) >not an obvious Jew How many Syrians are walking around with obvious Jew names? I mean really? It couldn't have been more obvious if his name was Shlomo Shekelsteinbergowitz