What is the most blown the fuck out a country has ever been

What is the most blown the fuck out a country has ever been.

>cold war going on
>500 people executed everyday to keep enemy intel down in ussr
>turns out that the kgb general was a cia agent
This was also probably the funniest moment in all of history too. Can anything top it?

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>be Jew
>make friends with most of the senior military and political figures in Syria
>feed intelligence back constantly
>end up as one of the most powerful people in the entire Syrian defense establishment
>go to Syrian positions in the Golan Heights and tell the commanders to put trees over fortifications so that the soldiers have shade
>tell the Israelis about this so that they can use the trees as target markers for enemy positions

They had the last laugh. Tortured him mercilessly and refused to return his bones to his widow.

>do what you must, I have already won

Does anyone know the battle where some king dawned on regular soldier gear and rode into battle but fell off horse and shouted "I AM THE KING!" but got trampled by enemy cavalry anyways?

>What is the most blown the fuck out a country has ever been?

>Paraguayan War
>400,000 deaths
>deadliest and bloodiest war in Latin America's history.
>Paraguay lost almost 70% of its adult male population
>Paraguay's pre-war population of 525,000 was reduced to 221,000 of which only 28,000 were men.

>urgh how dare you execute enemy spies who were directly responsible for your countrymen's deaths

>eres naciste demasiado tarde para luchar para tu pais
>eres naciste recien en tiempo para tener muchas putas y no hombres

Lo siente bien.

they must have had a harem of latinas tho.

nice try 4/10

kek, what a bitch.

I really can't blame them. It was one of the most shameful military defeats of the century so its a no brainer you killed the guy who contributed to your country getting btfo

I really can't blame them. It was one of the most shameful military defeats of the century so its a no brainer you killed the guy who contributed to your country getting btfo. Besides, the public backlash of pardoning him probably would have started the syrian civil war several decades early lol

woops sorry for the double post

Ich kann nicht genug Spanisch um das zu verstehen.

I hearthey legalized polygamy if another Veeky Forums poster on the subject can be trusted

If this was /pol/ some Stormblr would be having a heart attack

Yes but seriously how stupid do you have to be to hire a Jew in a war against jews?

The Syrians deserved it.

They didn't know he was a Jew.

He'd been an Egyptian Jew before the Suez War, so the Israelis gave him a cover story as a Syrian businessman returning from Argentina.

Maybe they didn't know he was a Jew? Syria's a pretty diverse place after all.

Spain in the Spanish-American War got rekt pretty hard.

Reminds me of this guy

>its another autistic post about /pol/ even when politics had nothing to do with his post
Get over your obsession

>shoehorning your pet boogeyman into every discussion

Jews really are neurotic.

Es sagt:
>you were born too late to fight for your country
>you were born right on time to drown in pussy due to a heavy gender imbalance.

Feels good man.

>>eres naciste

>be a teenager that survived the conflict
>surrounded by thousands of women completely hungry for cock

Born at the right place and at the right time.

Battle of Muret

>a teenager that survived the conflict
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>not hiding from the draft by pretending to be a cute little girl.

Maybe that's where Brazilians got the taste for trannies.

Veeky Forums filling historical holes. How beautiful.

thats what Veeky Forumstorians do.

>implying you guys could fill the holes in your hearts
At least we fillin' something

>(((Eli))) (((Cohen)))
>not an obvious Jew
How many Syrians are walking around with obvious Jew names? I mean really? It couldn't have been more obvious if his name was Shlomo Shekelsteinbergowitz