This game would feel a lot manlier if it was in a forced first-person perspective. Imagine staring down Nidhogg in any of his forms, seeing his steel balls dangling down and clanking back and forth like a pendulum. youtube.com/watch?v=V5qwW2PTeOw [Embed]
Dad Mom Child Creepy uncle Creepier uncle Creepiest uncle Slightly less creepy uncle Black guy
What do I win? Somebody to snuggle with while I sleep? Please respond.
Aiden Foster
pub...
Jaxson Russell
Am I..?
Aiden Rivera
should i egg
Brody Hernandez
K€
Elijah Edwards
keuro
Hudson Harris
I want this chocolate meower to smother my cock with his big throbbing dick.
Cooper Gutierrez
yes
Eli Diaz
...
Aaron Martinez
>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
Well, good night I guess. ;_;
Benjamin Myers
Why am I showing up on these I don't even do anything except shitpost halfheartedly.
Nicholas Sullivan
...
Carson Ortiz
...
Jonathan Myers
the price of ebinism
Angel White
slut nice nice cute no evil no slut
Robert Phillips
...
Luis Cooper
I am small and weak, but I would bake you cookies and curl up with you in a blanket burrito.
Gabriel Taylor
...
Austin Powell
Why the fuck do you even post?
Carson Smith
Stop being a creepy uncle maybe.
Xavier Thomas
>go midlander >suddenly everyone wants to erp me Sigh....
Benjamin Morgan
awena...
Sebastian Ortiz
>ywn find the perfect meek wimpy cutie who would beat on your tight muscular ultrachest and cry while you stroke their hair, comforting them as much as you can until they eventually fall asleep in your arms
;_;... You got a problem, shortman? If so I'll gladly tell you to blow it out your ass, kid. Hail to the king, baby!
This classified information shouldn't have been posted in a public forum. Delete this.
Anthony Parker
truly post
Camden Hall
meria getting her head slammed into her keyboard again
Tyler Nelson
Hey.
Matthew Green
dang that is vile and cruel and a sick burn to boot how did u become so edgy and dark
Evan Jenkins
That's right, go back to your cat your cretin.
Samuel Jones
she declined me joining the beta orbiter linkshell im still buttmad that i cant get blueballed and watch nervously as 30 other grown men try and hit on her