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Nathaniel Rivera
>mfw head of security that round we tried our best sec you all did a good job all the sec officers that round professional, robust, secure just 10/10
>that captain holy shit you were the worst king-shitter/10 captain literally did more to get in security's way then help the whole round
Jacob Sanchez
>be sec officer >get told QM is a ling >he's in bring, we can probably question him >captain releases him while it's being discussed on comms >visit cargo with HoS and its deserted >get access in order to explore maint >find ling and get succ'd >my SPS doesn't trigger While dead: >the captain killed innocents after they were framed by the ling >claimed all the lings were dead when none were >somehow it took until after I got rezzed as a diona for sec to realise I was dead, but considering my SPS thing that's fine While fighting aliums: >sec officers dying >cap blaming them for not following orders >he uses a flash bang against xenos while I'm fisticuffing them
Also diona regen is insane
Christian Watson
feels gud desu
Connor Walker
>ONEYNG MAKING A SS13 VIDEO SOMEBODY STOP HIM BEFORE THE GAME IS RUINED
Thomas Gonzalez
>tfw dont feel like staying up until 12pm to play space anymore >Just want to get home and go to sleep after work
Am I finally a grown up?
Henry Hughes
Calm down mr pain.
John Morgan
>until 12pm what did he mean by this
William Harris
I was wondering as well, unless he is night shift
Nathaniel Sullivan
>that captain I wish being that clueless and terrible could get someone headbanned. Borderline griefing security.
Xavier Anderson
Play along with the thread!
Also non dead thread reminder that PJB is the ONLY ONE who can turn the panic bunker on and is too busy advertising us on reddit to do so.
Michael Torres
>grab an intellicard >hang out at the bar >10 minutes later xenos are showing up and the captain refuses to call it >run away, crying for security to help but they never show up >move to cargo which is broken open and try to make a flamethrower >random treenigger sec officer shows up chorals me and drags me to maint >wake up, scream that im being kidnapped but suddenly all of sec is there in the dark of maint doing nothing >they drag me to random places until he finally reaches the brig and buckles me, grabs my stuff, tells me im set to arrest but doesn't know why >xeno shows up, facehugs an officer, eats him and crawls back into maint while the diona shoots tasers at it >runs away and leave me to die, xeno comes back and kills me >check logs >someone was at a certain point setting everyone who touched maint to arrest
shitcurity is the best
Nathaniel Cook
Weren't people in the thread just last week talking about how low our server pop is and how much we're stagnating and how close the server is to death?
Michael Adams
I TOLD YOU TO MAKE A FUCKING FEATURE REQUEST YOU NIGGER
They're fucking wrong. The most fun on this server is at lowpop.
Eli Jackson
You're fucking wrong. The most fun on this server is at highpop.
Michael Baker
pastebin.com/Tt8YZWtX here i'm a bit rusty so it might be shit, but i tried to make something that could be taken seriously
Elijah Gutierrez
>Be Gary >Rage cage is built by Fritz >See Frank inside, lay down some rules >No pushing, fists only >He agrees and we start fighting >Aim for the groin for increased knockdown chance >Uppercut him in the balls and watch as he drops to the floor >Start stomping on him American History X style >Frank gets back up and starts taking me to the cleaners >He has be on the electric grilles, fight's not looking good for me >Captain throws in a knife >Grab it with the intention of throwing it outside the cage >Accidently stab Frank >he disarms me and grabs the knife, I think it's going to plunge it into my chest, but instead he throws it out of the cage >my nigga >Security comes in and breaks it up >They take Frank and I to medbay >we're both pretty fucked up, but I got it worse >Doc does surgery on my broken skull >Exit medbay, see more rage cagers dead in the lobby >Go back to where I belong... The Cage. >See a guy with a spear and another spear on the floor >Make the same deal, no pushing, spears only >He Agrees and we commence the spear fight >Best him and win the fight, he's in critical or dead >Another greysuit jumps in, grabs the spear and we start fighting >Motherfucking FRANK enters the cage and takes out the other greysuit while we're both shocked from the grille >It's time to finish our fight >A short but intense spear fight commences, with Frank getting some good shots on me >Frank falls down from blood loss and I stab him in the face >ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! >IS THERE ANYBODY THAT CAN FACE GARY'S WRATH? >Some random walks in, pushes me down first try and spears me to death
That's the way she goes boys... the way she goes.
Caleb Barnes
The solution is to let the serb get to high pop, and then have pomf host a second serb to be low pop.
Kayden Reyes
lord
Levi Smith
>PJB is the ONLY ONE who can turn the panic bunker on You keep saying that and I have no idea why, because unless something changed very recently, it's completely false
John Parker
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Angel King
no text shows up for me on this server but it does for me on others. how do i fix htis?
Jason Myers
install internet explorer?
John Peterson
What OS are you on? What version of Internet Explorer do you have?
Juan Lee
Quick user, the new players are coming and we all need to become robust.
Tell us something only you know.
radium and hyro in a single pill cure viruses instantly
Brayden Clark
space lube the floor with a space cleaner bottle, aim for the mouth, and stab with spear
William Stewart
Directly sawing off limbs leave people in pain crit wild ride.
Dominic Evans
print a bible if you're a tator and hide shit in it. bonus points for hiding said bible in your survival box
Nolan Powell
The clown can be your biggest ally, or greatest enemy. This is decided by how you first interact with him, regardless of how he acts to you.
>radium and hyro Not only everyone knows about this but your method is fucking shit, too.
James Hughes
Slipping someone and then force feeding them a monkey cube restores their hunger all the way! Seriously, slip and force feed monkey cubes when their is no chef.
Carter Powell
>destroying hacked apcs still don't increase the milf timer
Ryder Clark
oh no, was it shit? i tried to do a good writefaggotry for you /ss13g/
Christopher Cooper
It did last I tried.
Kevin Cox
Everything about abusing your way out of a virus is shit and should be removed.
It's the underlying cancer in the game that you pick a job and someone else just does it because of shortsighted coding.
Levi Brown
uhm that is literally how you're supposed to make antibodies
Ryder Nelson
A circlejerk over really bad pornography written for each other is not the same as enjoying stories. I'm sorry.
If it makes you feel better the people you wanted to impress are terrible.
Logan Campbell
welcome to the working life. I've ran out of stamina to play games, myself. It's why I just spectate every round.
Benjamin Fisher
Whats the point of working if we don't have energy to do anything else?
You know its funny how ""they"" can spend all this money on upgrading business technology, yet they can't even invent a way to make workers not sleepy. baka.
Cooper Nelson
pneumatic cannons can be used to force feed people monkey cubes from a distance. 3-4 hits and they should have ate an entire cube.
Austin Jackson
>Tell us something only you know. But then I wouldn't be the only one to know it
Michael Howard
How do I speak over general radio using a different language?
Carter Jenkins
Don't.
Michael Jenkins
manually set your language through the ic tab, the verb is known languages or something involving language. After that just speak over the radio normally.
Asher Garcia
;:v caw skree chirp lol birdb buirf :3 :v
Jonathan Ward
Fat people can eat monkeys Even monkey people Even changeling monkies
Jeremiah Williams
shards that bump into other shards make them both explode.
Christian Gonzalez
after a fat person eats 100 monkeys, they gain the ability to eat people when?
Colton Hernandez
wyci
Asher Rodriguez
New poster?
Caleb Barnes
NICK WELLER
Ryan Davis
Ambrosia Deus blunts inherit the bio luminescence colour of the plant for when they are lit
PURPLE GLOW
William Watson
more like DICK SMELLER
Lincoln Reyes
HAH
Nathan James
He flipped shit in the admin chat and made it so only people with sekrit repo access (very few people - no admins) could toggle it.
Parker Reed
I'll add it tomorrow
Nolan Allen
post it in an issue so you can take credit
Samuel Russell
>29326▶ > free kingston
Matthew Foster
>walk in maint >see this >air isn't getting out >???
Carson Collins
(You)
Noah Wood
Bug repoort
Connor King
...
Andrew Cox
admin autism at max capacity tbqh
Bentley Martinez
You know what happened the first time I told people something only I knew about? Cuban Pete got nerfed. Like five fucking times. Then I told people about handpicking. And spiritbreaker in asspies. Then some idiot mentioned IV drips in the thread. Fuck off, my secrets are all mine now. If you say them, some dipshit coder WILL eventually see them and the flagpole up his ass WILL lightly quease in discomfort and they WILL NOT rest until every trace of it is destroyed. Wanna know what? It works. Every robust trick I discovered and use nowadays, I don't tell anybody about. If I ever tell anyone about it, I NEVER SAY IT IN THE THREAD FUCK'S SAKE And it works. None of them ever got "fixed".
Easton Sanders
>And spiritbreaker in asspies. That genuinely needed to be removed, though.
Isaiah Myers
cool
Grayson Hill
>get shit from Eva >get confronted by a random sec dude all suspicious of a mechanic that has access to EVA regardless of starting access >get equipment anyway for space expedition. get everything then finall the Hand tele and set the destination to escape so i can get back to station. >same sec dude sees me and I jump through portal, then I fly out of the airlock to escape. >find goon code station and explore it. >find cyber horror and look around for my gun >realized I got caught up with escaping I forgot to get one. >horror wants to succ me >panic and open portal to escape, horror flies in along wiht his buds. >hatch idea to open portals into space and get horrors to fly in, have trouble doing it along the way to code. >fucking more horros see me >want succ >panic AGAIN and hit "z" >notice Im not moving then out of sheer fear, hit OK >opens portal to station again after the horrors break windows and shit to get to me. >all of them fly in and the beacon that I was locked to flys right through. >Im stuck on a goonstation with no way home. >get code, leave and wait until I can get comms signal to ask ai to change teleporter dest >got comms, sent message, back at station with code and the station is freaking out because I let horros roam the station and I guess other shit happened >I finally realized what I did.
Im sorry everyone but you were sacrificed for the goon code
Carter Johnson
free kingston free kingston king freeston
Adam Allen
>nobody ever makes these >nobody ever uses this > > > >OH SHIT SOMEBODY POSTED IT IN THE THREAD WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NERF NOW >it genuinely needed to be removed :)
David Martin
why not play on goone
Brody Jenkins
It did.
:)
Jordan Johnson
Been away from ss13 for like a year. Whats new?
What's "Goon Code Station"?
Sebastian Bell
Cuban Pete was always awful
I don't remember handpicking
Spiritbreaker in asspies should have never been merged but collaborators aren't perfect
IVs accepting non liquid containers is retarded.
I love a good powergay but bitching that people find exploits and remove them isn't going to stop people from removing retarded shit.
Jayden Powell
>you can escape from perma with only the things inside perma >broken lightbulbs can break windows >galoshes+crayon results in normal, colored shoes >you can hide items in plants, sheet racks, and toilets (use crowbar on toilet) >the neurotoxin bartender drink really is neurotoxin and can be put into space beer bottles these aren't exactly top secret but its very rare to see anyone else doing them
lol, drugs in pies is so fucking old and was done to death on goon like 2 years ago. same for IV drip fuckery. i dunno what "handpicking" is though.
Caleb Price
>but bitching that people find exploits and remove them isn't going to stop people Please I urge you to run to the store and buy some reading comprehension because the single point of the entire post that I stated multiple times is that the thing that does stop people from fixing them is not telling anyone about them
Logan Lewis
>you can escape from perma with only the things inside perma not anymore thank celt ;^]
John Collins
>Then I told people about handpicking. >And spiritbreaker in asspies. >Then some idiot mentioned IV drips in the thread.
since they're already nerfed why dont you explain these?
Christopher Collins
i did it like 2 days ago, was it changed since? ive been permabanned since so can't check without setting my evasion vm up (free kingston)
Carson Robinson
You used to be able to chili it up but now space instantly makes you fall asleep even with assloads of chili.
Ayden Hernandez
post changelog?
Nathaniel Nguyen
also are you sure you remembered to take the dex/inaprov from the medkit in execution? that's important.
Wyatt Rogers
Xenoarcheology used to be easily done by hand picking once, then clearing with a pickaxe. asspies used to contain spiritbreaker, a horrific version of mindbreaker from which death is no escape. There's a PR open limiting what items can be put in IV drips.
Nolan Hill
space is safer than the station
Levi Edwards
why the fuck do we even have fire extinguishers? there is never a fire unless there's plasma in the air and then you can go ahead and use that fire extinguisher to jetpack your way to the derelict, your new home in the exceedingly rare occasion that somebody uses napalm you are also fucked because an open flame instantly turns the entire room into an oven, the only reason why foam extinguishers even get used is because they can magically make gas cool down to 0 kelvin
Joshua Wilson
bashing heads in and extinguishing people who don't know how to stop drop and roll
Jackson Nelson
Yeah two people have reported this issue and both were on XP Download the newest version of IE If that doesn't work, stop using a fucking fifteen-year-old OS
Charles Evans
Foam extinguishers can lower the temp in a room, useful after a fire.
Parker Bell
i was kind of maybe talking about the non-foam ones you know the ones that there are more than 3 of in the station
John Murphy
That's him, Cluster, and Sood, at least.
Carter Robinson
>sheet racks, you can what now?
Easton Perry
>Captain throws in a knife ahahahah holy shit that fucking piece of shit captain! he was being a fuckwit across the entire station
Jaxson Williams
why the fuck do office buildings have them in real life? why the fuck do we have all that paper and all those filing cabinets if absolutely nobody touches them on a bet? why the fuck are there so many potted plants and square feet of wood flooring on an industrial space station? why the fuck does the service department even exist? why the fuck do we not just replace it with more maintenance and toys? why the fuck does anyone play a role other than traitor or security officer? why the fuck aren't we just playing counterstrike?
Lincoln Roberts
if you have the bite ability aiming at someones arm and trying to bite them will chomp it straight off in one clean go
there is an energy axe in the vault safe of Defficiency
Connor Garcia
>why the fuck do office buildings have them in real life? in real life, they work