/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

Dagumi :DDD Edition

Stale Bread Purge soon. Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't cuck me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to cuck in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to private.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No homosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60038/Bravado-Youga-Classic-Kill-Quota-Mode-Now-Available-Plus-Special-GTA

Other urls found in this thread:

socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_dogz_family
a.uguu.se/JMdtYgP4ad5X_GrandTheftAutoV12.01.2016-22.19.02.14.DVRlaptime.mp4.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
youtube.com/watch?v=WlzY6cWpoMQ
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60055/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Coming-December?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_term=newswire&utm_content=gtao-iecoming-12022016
youtu.be/9ZgO-Q91TSw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

post em

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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_dogz_family

No fuss. No drama. Just family looking out for each other. And helping players against griefers who blow up sessions for no reason (a.k.a. gtag scum).

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Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Pogo mask
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Roosevelt Valor (regular is fine)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing the time-trial glitch (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

fuck off

Repost because new bread (so funneh evitiem)

Let's play /gtag/ best lap time trials in races!

Meme stream and Ketchup off!

Here's a stunt double loop at 2:22:510 with a Tyrus, think you can beat it?

Webm of lap (big file 94.3 MB)
a.uguu.se/JMdtYgP4ad5X_GrandTheftAutoV12.01.2016-22.19.02.14.DVRlaptime.mp4.webm

Can I get a dogz girlfriend if I join?

do you at least have bestiality?

>come to /gtag/ for awesome teamplay
>get drama circlejerk and roleplaying instead

Has hey now you're a cockstar refixed the rampant menushitters yet?

Nope
t.menu user

>come to /gtag/ for awesome teamplay

that's your mistake right there

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>le bread maymay xD

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>generic suit and back of the head

sure showed your character

also everyone has photoshopped the CEO computer, even nullphaggot

>Post em

>CEO Office
>and/or
>Meme player
I chose to pick the Office, instead of my character.

>also everyone has photoshopped the CEO computer, even nullphaggot
Good... Your point?

just keep following the herd

>just keep following the herd
Nah.
Step one of being a sheep is making a ugly woman as your online player.

wat

So i have to write dont cuck me to not get kicked?
I just entered that club some days ago.
Also how do i trigger these special crates or are they random?

hes already not following it by not being a ugly tranny.

Can you buy a Buzzard?

If you buy a chopper, will it always be on the Top of your CEO office?

You shoul buy a Buzzard
If you buy it, you can always summon it to any point on the map near you.

Man I've seen how autistic these guys are in game but seeing this really pushes it to a new level.

So, I've got high-end apartments, stilt house, clubhouse, the most expensive office, large warehouse, around 20 vehicles, buzzard, besra, tank.
What else do I need? I haven't done any heists after prison break tho, because I can't find a proper team. But heists are boring anyways.

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You're done mate. You're free.

What would /gtag/ prefer? JB700 with guns removed from car model or a recommissioned JB700 with functioning guns and gadgets but with limited ammo to prevent shittery.

Phonemenman
Gtag

Make a garage solely dedicated to dominating races. Use Broughy's spreadsheets to take you there.

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Pretty cool how the cop that stole this Ruiner decided to add neons to it in midst of the chase. It can't have come with neons because when he stole it back in the city, I distinctly remember it not having them.

>that awful 1970's law office decor

2nd option obviously
Preferably both

Check if it's player owned

>1970's

>1970's

Does it have to be with a Tyrus? I would join you but you play in the middle of the night!

yeah
what a shitty time

Hey R* fag make some new Dailies will ya? If I have to do one more Contend I'm going to slit my wrists.

>when you drop your hottest air combo on a nigga

I've spent the last 4 hours jetshitting with my new controller. Get fucked kids.

Also, post what you're listening to on your playlist

youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

Why do you think that having a duffel bag on your back looks good?

an attempt to be unique

Oh okay, well that works I guess. You have to glitch the duffel, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=WlzY6cWpoMQ

>apostrophe s

Nope, just webm record your lap and post it here! The goal is to be the fastest!

Updated my GeForce Experience last night and tried out the Shadow Play AKA """"SHARE"""" feature they have now.

No performance hit from 1080p/60/HQ when recording, just a quick lag spike when I ALT+F10 to save a clip.

Any tips or settings I should use? I've got it set up to record last 5 mins, and it writes the files to my media HDD.

What do you guys use to make your WebM's?

>WebM's

webms for bakas

Because it provides an interesting silhouette, it gives my character a semi-logical place to keep gear, and I like the backpacker/traveler look.
I wish R* would release the duffels for sale, but their obsessive "m-muh clipping" art department won't allow it. You ever notice how whenever your character gets an "official" duffel put on, they start doing this awkward fat-guy walk? Surely it would be committing cardinal sin if one of their arms were to clip through the bag for a few frames.

Yes, there have been a number of ways to get it throughout GTAO's lifetime but the current method is to get it from an MC business sale. Some types of sales will spawn you with one, and if you go to the clothes rack at Ammu-Nation you can save it to an outfit slot.

Eh, recording game play feels like a world I don't want to get into. I'll SS it if it happens.

jesus that autism
just wear a parachute instead ffs

After I updated from old experience with shadowplay to new experience with share I experienced the following
>share not working for 5 days for no reason
>share overlay not working for another 2
>drop in general performance
>sudden lag spikes
>share overlag appearing 30-75 seconds after pressing the overlay combination
>share overlag not showing mouse and not reacting to share overlay hotkey, not turning off
>share saving last 30 seconds instead 2minutes
>share reacting to save /record start after 30-75 seconds
>share not wanting to turn /stay off

6/10 it's a good feature

Just bae and I...

Well here was my experience.

Try ShadowPlay for the first time last night.

>Neat, tidy interface.
>Easy to setup, hotkeys in the GUI, nice controls.
>Test record, great quality, seamless.

Get notified of the Geforce Experience update. Won't let me open GE without it. Forced update.

>Go through update process.
>Now have to LOG IN with fucking KEKBOOK in order to use GE
>Shadowplay removed for shit-tier """"SHARE"""" feature.

I had all of about 30 minutes of exposure to Shadowplay and I clearly saw how it was superior.

That being said, Share did carry over my preferences through the update, so my OSD / Settings / File Locations stayed the same. Hopefully I don't have a ton of issues.

You don't have to update. There are workarounds for it, of varying degrees of sloppiness.
I just find and delete the installer .exe it downloads whenever I want to mess with Shadowplay, since the program still works fine without updating and if it doesn't detect that installer it will open normally.

New update boiz
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60055/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Coming-December?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_term=newswire&utm_content=gtao-iecoming-12022016

>Rockstar FAGGOT right once again

HOOOOOOLY crap!!!

MC's absolutely BTFO

MC Club owners on suicide watch.

>bought vacca because memes.
>sold vacca to '''upgrade''' to the reaper
>it handles like shit
>sold reaper and bought an armored schafter v12

comfy.

MY DICK

>Add massive Executive Office Garages with up to three floors of showroom quality storage for as many as 60 vehicles, complete with customizable décor and a Custom Auto Shop.
I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

posting rockstar faggot's predictions again so everyone can corroborate

MUH FUCKIN
DICK

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Rockstar Faggot was our hero all along!

Fuck, how much money do I need for this garage?

starting at 3 million.

FUckkk, i didn't buy into the CEO meme. There goes all my money.

Rockstar faggot was also a faggot that said the red dead teaser was GTA related.

Rockstar FAGGOT if you're reading this, you better make sure one of those new supers is in the vans class, I want to see broughy have a meltdown

brb downgrading all my apartments

How do I pay my associates money, or how do I generally give players some cash?

Time to rev up muh teetees

Associates get paid automatically each mission or after a couple of minutes.

aw lawd izzat sum XJ220 i see in dat orange super

Also how the hell is this garage going to work? Is it going to be storage for 60 more cars or will you have to somehow trade your existing 60 cars' worth of storage for it?

So I'll run dry eventually if I don't fire them?

They get salary every 10 minutes. Also they get money for VIP work. And you can share your earnings after VIP work with them.
You can't share your earnings after warehouse sale.

No, the money that pays the associates don't come from you.

I'm a guy, but somehow rockstar just slid its massive juicy cock tightly into my juicy wet pussy. I was bounching on rockstars dick and she made me scream yacht update like a little bitch.

Oh alright, thanks. I had some Crew- member help me with my first warehouse sale, and I wanted to give him a share. But I suppose getting payed every 10 minutes by the game isn't shabby either.

wrong wheels, colour, remove spare tyre, cut your hair, change your clothes, drown your firstborn

it's almost as if he ... works there?!?!?!?

He literally flat out lied to us in the past

>i want to see broughy
that's your first mistake right there

>anyone else lies they're "trolling"
>someone who has been right is just a liar and not fucking with us

le double le stand le ards

love your car.

a shame about that fucking douchy faggot face, though.

Fuck garage space give me a 20 rocket homo launcher without the homo function. Regular rpg is slow and doesn't go half as far before exploding. It's a SHIT.

youtu.be/9ZgO-Q91TSw

About RDR2 I can forgive him for that

hahaha where is the faggot who said this was never going to happen?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED MORON

But anyone can photoshop user!