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Matriarchy Edition

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First for femtur

2nd for I like Jack

Third for femtur will be a lesbian romance option.

4th for go fuck yourself

lazy assholes, all of you. just woke up.

guten Morgen

Sixth for waifu with the silkiest voice.

Samara?

Дoбpый дeнь

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forgot to put this in the OP

but what does it mean?

Dobpy is free!

How do they let a solder who's clearly suffered several strokes captain a ship around the universe?

Something wrong with you gtranslate, Western.
Good day.

not my fault, google's

>tfw brother bought some shower gel for me saying "hey you like strawberries so much, don't you?"
>"y-yeah?"
>"well look at that!"
strawberry-scented shower gel, gee.
tried it out just now. it literally looks like cum.

best romance for manshep

>shower gel
Why not just soap? Rub with it some tough sponge and scrub away dirt and old skin?

fag

>Every shower gel i see looks like cum with some disgusting smell
>calling someone a fag
Soap is much better for shaving armpits

fag

nice try

>it literally looks like cum.
yeah 3 in 1 shampoo that smells great and i love how my hair looks but it looks like cum.

lol holy shit

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okay I'll leave you lads to it now to discover the beguiling scent of gel

Biotic Elcor squad mate when?

Only if he would be fuckable. Some beast shit would improve Andromeda a lot.

i heard they might make one for
Mass Effect:Sagittarius Dwarf Spheroidal Galaxy

Mornin'

ugh

well, i've already gotten my wish for an awesome-looking female turian
maybe we'll see a quarian biotic too? or any quarian at all, really.

What kind of dongs do elcor have? Horse dick? Dragon dick? Elephant dick?

why did you post a filthy human in here?

It's a free board, xenoscum

If PB is the Sera of Andromeda, does that make Vestra the Cassandra?

so far, yes. We just need confirmation that she's romanceable, and a closet nerd

>inb4 Vetra plays wargames
>and tries to justify it by making up tactical benefits

Horse, i think. But skin would be tougher.

>ywn get rawed by elcor sandpaper flared cock

>ugly (in this case alien) bulldyke is the romance option for cis males

Bioware strikes again

wait...people romanced Sera? Hell, there are people who didn't kick her out immediately for being a worthless cunt?

Sera was a permanent member of my squad in that game

I'd probably have romanced her if I wasn't a male Inquisitor

>people actually think that BioWare will actually let you fuck the turian
Garrus only happened because female players begged them for it, and women are more likely to find weird shit attractive than men are.

I'm gonna laugh when Vetra turns out to be a cannothave.

judging by the reaction to her so far, male and female players will both rage.

did you not like cass?

Not him, but they went went like 20% too masculine with Cassandra in DAI. The scar on her cheek is too much, and they just butched up her face too much.

i'll admit she does look better without it

It looks like Michael Jackson.

There is literally 0 interesting characters in DA:I.

Anyways what the fuck is wrong with Andromeda? Female-narrated videos, female-protag everywhere, three (!) females leading the whole project. Are we matriarchy now? Game is not even out yet and it is already pants-on-head level retarded.

>There is literally 0 interesting characters in DA:I.


>Anyways what the fuck is wrong with Andromeda? Female-narrated videos, female-protag everywhere, three (!) females leading the whole project. Are we matriarchy now?
the people over at bioware are a bunch of liberal degenerates.

i bet they'll make femryder and romanced beepbeep, and they gayest ending as canon.

It really hurts me. Also Morrigan is not originally from Cisquisition. Original Dragon Age was not a bad game.

>the people over at bioware are a bunch of liberal degenerates.
This hurts me. I'm now nostalgically listening to the Diablo 2 soundtrack and man, those manly wagnerian themes from the fifth act, that guitar from the first one, them dark-ass tribal sounds from the third and don't even get me started on that flute from second act. That is some high-class Howardian traditional dark fantasy setting with no place for weakness and some fucking fairytales about women being in position of power more often than in rare cases.

We live in pussified world and it angers me beyond any measure.

Just listen to it.
>youtube.com/watch?v=onzrD4-cNGw

>This hurts me
Idiots like you are why BioWare keeps doing this. The more people complain about this meaningless shit the more they think they're making a difference. If everyone was just reasonable about shit like this there would be no reason to make EVERY leader in MEA a stronk womyn. But no, you retards can't stop. You just insist on being fucking retarded.

>We live in pussified world and it angers me beyond any measure.
Well you could always just, not care what people think.

Also there a lots of non pussified game developers out there like CD projekt.

Frankly getting angry at sjw is just stupid. They are this generations hippies. And as the old saying goes, "today's liberals are tomorrows conservatives" this last election proved that.

And it's not like we're suffering through the most liberal culture yet. For example the 1920s were also full of liberal degenerates. But that passed, and so will this.

Tbh if I weren't so stupid I'd definitely try and be a writer or maybe a video game developer, but I barely graduated high school so...

>"today's liberals are tomorrows conservatives" this last election proved that.
...he won because white people are scared and pussified now.

The millions of votes from baby boomers(former hippies) didn't hurt.

>guys you just need to bend over and let them do what they want
fuck off

>Someone posting on anonymous Cantonese insect-cooking forum is the reason why BioWare is doing XY.
You are dumb as hell and that contrived connection does not help it at all. It is exactly the opposite you stupid malnourished African - they are catering to the already existing feminazi community and similar idiots. Those groups exists exclusively because of anal-goblins like you who just keep conforming.

It is not about caring what other people think, it is about giving fuck about the where the society is going.

Hippies were counter-culture, not THE culture. It's a myth that every baby boomer was tree-hugging hippie. Most baby boomers were always buttoned up, boring, egotistical, self-absorbed assholes because they were the first generation that was told they're special.
>private companies don't have rights!
Whoa there, comrade. You might hurt someone with that sickle edge.

>You are dumb as hell and that contrived connection does not help it at all
Learn2Read, retard.
>Idiots like you are why BioWare keeps doing this.
>Idiots like you
>like you

I am going to fuck that Turian.

I don't care what BioWare says. If that means I have to commission someone to PoV SFM porn of it, so I can use it over my Vive, I fucking will.

>Learn2Read, retard.

Yeah, exactly. Once again, you are dumb as hell.

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>I can't read so your dumb as hell!
Wow. I'm wounded.

Who would make something so terrible?

>it is about giving fuck about the where the society is going.
Well shit man cultures rise and fall all the time, there is no such thing as "Western" culture it's just an idea Europeans made up in the 1800s to feel high and mighty. French, British, German, spanish, even American are cultures not "Western"

>private companies don't have rights
>Muh corporations are people too
They shouldn't have equal rights.
I am biased though. Im a working-classfag with a farming background.

>I am going to fuck that Turian
Me too

What a whore

The turian's probably gonna be a lesbo, like the other femtur squaddie.

I will find you
And I will kick you in the shin

seconded.

So long as we can fuck it.

>mako all the way

user-Faggot, does this unit have a soul?

>i chose the ending that kills your entire robot race
>Your death ment nothing
>Your soul means nothing

What the fuck is "soul" any way?

Look up Socrates and Plato

Unacceptable.
Activating REEEE_FLESHIES_GET_OUT.exe

So demons and zombies are fine in a fantasy game, but women in positions of leadership crosses the line?

calm down there bosh'tet.

Everyone knows demons and zombies are fantasy. There are however many of those, who loudly proclaim that females can be as good military or security leaders, spec ops soldiers or firefighters as males, which is obviously not true. This even have very real tragic consequences already.

You can ask this question once BioWare starts pushing that "Demons and zombies DO exist and they can work in entirely same fields as a human male can without any issue."

Error.
Basics_of_CQC.exe has crashed.
>advanced combat robot gets stabbed
>dies
Please explain

I presume the so-called geth expert just knew the exact perfect place to stab, hence why it's crippled immediately.

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i wanna pee in vetra's butt.

Anyone else felt like this?

No, because we're not fucking retards.

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Squad icons.

>Mass Effect: Female Initiative
I mean it's pretty fucking stupid but I'm so tired of arguing over this shit I'm just gonna go with it. Maybe I can just ignore the shitty story and plot and play the game or something I dunno. Fucking depressing

It can't be overstated that I completely support Bioware doing this purely because it triggers fucking awful people so much.

It is only a matter of time before they will ship Deluxe edition with a Ryder Strapon™ and Andromeda Lube™

>Look mom, I'm so contrarian I'm mainstream again!

>everyone who doesn't conform to my ideals is a fucking awful person
That's pretty rich when it's clearly coming from a narcissist. Maybe you should get out of your bubble sometime and see the real world.

You're defending the guy crying about there being too many women, you're the one in the bubble mate.

And yes, that makes you awful and worthy of mockery.

You only confirmed what he said, jesus christ.

Just wait for release, those cucks will infest this godforsaken place.

Go back to where you came from biodrone

Ded. Pretty ded.

waiting for them to release more infos
;-;

Yeah, same. Though I'm not sure about that because more they air, the worse feeling I get.

WTH are those Multiplayer Super Deluxe Booster Packs that are in the super deluxe version of the game?
Are they worth it?
Is it just some 50% more exp from battles or there is something else?

the game footage was the first time in this whole thing ihad any optimism about the game at all

as if xeno sympathisers know what freedom is, they're too busy bowing to their xeno overlords that they forgot what it means to be free

>genocide the batarians in me2
>option to effectively genocide the krogan in 3
>option to genocide the stupid quarians
>option to genocide the geth
>cant genocide the two worst alien races in the series the asari and salarians

typical

>only three ability slots
hmmmm

I think thats a console thing, there were more skills in the command rose type thing

they did it right with inquisition's dual palettes
shame we cant have that in mass effect because almost all the face buttons are reserved for other actions