You wake up behind the wheel of a McLaren P1 GTR

>You wake up behind the wheel of a McLaren P1 GTR

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>oh fuck how did I get here
>this race suit is so hot
>oh good i'm not moving
>the marshall's waving me out of the pit lane
>guess I better go
>I hope I don't stall it
>my engineer's asking if anythings wrong
>"J-just taking a breather, t-thanks"
>Is that a $50k watch on my wrist
>ok there's turn one, take it nice and sl-
>cold tires cold tires!

After teetering around the track carefully, I'll get out of the car, and stare in bewonderment at my newfound wealth and status in life.

>manage to stall twice before driving off at 20 mph because terrified of damaging it

th-thanks

>What the fuck do all these buttons do?

good lads

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All that complexity to get its ass handed to by a Viper.

Ayyyyyy

cant wait to sell it!

>a TV screen flicks on next to me
>a sharp pole is directly next to my neck
>on the TV there is a creepy looking puppet
>thefuck.jpeg
>"hello user, I want to play a game"
>"this car will speed up 10kms every minute without warning"
>"you must complete a full lap of this track to be freed from the car"
>"however each time you brake, that pole will move closer until it pierces your neck"
>"good luck"
>suddenly the car starts moving forward...

So basically just babypace it around the track at about 50kph? Easy.

>downshift
>complete one full lap at redline and then the car explodes

Look for the drinks button, I need something strong

>why is the brake pedal so hard?
>my feet hurt

Good day sir.

>I realize I can only drive motorbikes fast
>take corners like a grandma
>barely survive one lap and immediately go back in the pit lane
>complain about how slow the car is

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>not street legal

>Wonder why I'm in a cage
>Sneak back into bed and pretend to sleep
>Await wakeup bj

masterbate furiously.

y-you too.

>doesn't have adjustable TC
>doesn't have adjustable ABS
>doesn't have adjustable brake bias

KEK and it calls itself a fucking race car

See pic in

>has to be modified
Top lel
Stay btfo

>still faster

Yes, the radical is the fastest street legal car on the planet.

Stay btfo

It's slower than the p1 gtr though

>not street legal
V8 fangirls getting desperate again..

It's street legal though

Which one would win?

It isn't. Try again V8 cuck.

>WTF?
>drive to car dealership to trade it in for something more useful because I'm an adult.

If it has a valid license plate it can be driven on the road, so it's street legal

not him but yeah it ain't road legal senpai.

>implying V8 fangirls are capable of accepting the truth
Good luck trying to convince this moron

>reach for shifter
>there's nothing there
>realize I have no idea how this fucking thing works
>remove harness
>open door
>get out
>turn 360 degrees and walk away