>be silver >enemy picks Darius >my toplaner starts freaking out "who do I pick against Darius? Olaf counters him right?" >gets jungle support early game >still feeds Darius enough that he can 1v5
whew lad
Evan Sanders
Soraka is shit!
Samuel Rivera
annnnd time to fap
John Lee
>Soraka >Shit
Nice bait m8
Cameron White
***with Lulu, you fucking retard.
Austin Price
>IN
Samuel Richardson
What do you guys think rito will do with Azir? Don't get me wrong, I hated that cunt when he was meta, but he is so trash now.
Logan Rodriguez
In.
Ian Hall
why is her arm blue ? i thought people got paid for this
Jordan Nguyen
Nami is better.
Josiah Howard
Me too
Jonathan Davis
name a champion lolg
Xavier Perez
Why not like both?
Easton Perez
No. All female champs are bimbos and sluts.
Christian Martin
reminder to attach a (((LEAGUE RELATED))) picture to every single post so we can have the same thread 500 posts earlier than we should!!1
Noah Walker
You got it, senpai!
Jackson Martin
But I don't want to use up my folder full of Ahri Hate.
Leo Powell
Because if you only have to choose one...
Jonathan Stewart
>ban Janna >pick Kennen >press protobelt then R
You can easily get to diamond if you can follow these 3 simple steps.
Asher Ross
Mordekaiser fucking sucks.
Isaac Wood
FUCK mordekaiser!
Jack Lopez
Xj9 still banned?
Easton Williams
Watch your goddamn language.
Andrew Jackson
mordekaiser is stupid!
Carson Gutierrez
Is Ezreal mid still a thing?
Isaac Williams
Hecarim should kill her again.
Jaxon Fisher
It's as much of a thing as it ever was.
Jonathan Torres
>still
Do you understand what permanent means?
Jaxon Young
How do i bear man?
Ryan Carter
it used to be broken on release and quite broken when jungle lich bane came out.
Michael Hernandez
KYS soraka main
Oliver Edwards
Considering he was unbanned at one point...
Jacob Bell
You're just mad because you don't have a mouth full of unicorn pussy
Justin Reed
I've been able to put up with hundreds of bad decisions Riot has made but autofill has literally made EUW normals unplayable and broke the camel's back, at least half of all my games contain somebody autofilled into a role they've got zero experience at and feeding horrible, troll picking and inting.
Brody Foster
>Every support main now hates janna
i can only get so turned on
Dominic Sullivan
You'd get more turned on if your waifu was blue
Kayden Allen
Soraka mains are delusional and should seek help for being a degenerate.
Camden Foster
Does Poppy counter Riven?
Nolan King
Sex with Soraka, Kindred, and Ahri is heresy for being furries.
Grayson Hughes
No kidding, here's my last game >Zyra Jungle >Bard mid >Ekko Support >Katarina Jungle >Yasuo ADC
Everybody above Gold 2, highest person in the game was Diamond 2.
Wyatt Edwards
You need to find a blue unicorn and get laid
Dylan Fisher
she's just like soraka, except she's a slut.
James King
STOP MINIONPOSTING RIGHT NOW
Ryan Foster
Stop being crabs guys. Also stop waifu fagging.
Henry Walker
>it's another Kennen presses 1 + R and casters freak out episode
Seriously the most braindead champion in the game. Do whatever the fuck you want in lane, press R in teamfights and win.
Henry Anderson
>Shyvana will never renounce her destiny as a dragon to settle with you, her mate, and keep you warm during cold nights by snuggling against you and say cute things in your ear as you drift off in bed together
Christopher Mitchell
...
Mason Cook
Stop.
Ryder Johnson
She'll never be real. Give up, user.
Benjamin Jenkins
...
Brandon Scott
>first pick Sion >enemy team proceeds to lock in 3 assassins >become unkillable
Robert Gomez
>I was just a dirty shyvanafag >I loved shyvana so much, I owned all her skins and merchandise >I pray to shyvana every night, thanking her for just existing >"shyvana is love", I say, "shyvana is life" >my mid leblanc overhears me and calls me a faggot >she is obviously jealous of my devotion to shyvana >I respond "I'm a faggot?" >She says "Yes you're a faggot" >I say "But I'm not gay" >She says "I meant it as a generic insult, not to call you gay" >I respond "It's still homophobic" >She steals all the creeps from my lane and tells me she muted me >I'm crying now, because I was not finished talking > I go to my lane, it's very lonely up top >I feel a warmness coming from river >It's shyvana >I'm so happy >She whispers in my ear "Want to go gank bot?" >"To gank bot?" >"Yes" >"You came to my lane just to tell me you want to gank bot?" >"Why else would I come top?" >"I thought you were gonna have your way with me" >"You're a dirty shyvanafag, anyone who would think that is a twisted freak" >"A twisted freak?" >She pings me 10 times and tells me to follow >I'm ready >I follow her into river >She wastes several minutes farming jungle, spamming laugh and her rank 7 emote >It hurts so much to follow her but I do it for shyvana >I can feel my brain tearing and my eyes start to water >I want to please shyvana >She laughs a mighty laugh as leb gets dove on for the 5th time > leblanc rages in chat >shyvana looks leblanc deep in the eyes and says "It's over now" >"Why the fuck have you not ganked my lane? I'm reporting you for being bad" >"...you were supposed to say "It's over now" >"Fuck you, what are you doing with top lane? >"You're no fun" >shyvana steals all the creeps from my lane and R's away just as I get dove shyvana is love, shyvana is life
Ryder Jones
>first pick Sion why?
Luke Walker
It's fun?
Angel Morris
Let's be real lolg, not counting yordles or Annie, which waifu in this game has the tightest pussy?
pic related
Dylan Edwards
You made me a tad uneasy so you deserve this.
Colton Sullivan
None. Every man already screwed them.
Brandon Gonzalez
>It's a Vayne Braum loses to the most non-meta botlane ever episode.
Bentley Hughes
Literally Orianna,
Dylan Cook
I'm guessing Akali.
Samuel Adams
how to edit custom loadouts with new client? i can't find it anywhere.
Jose Sanders
Will I get reported if I solo-lane with Shaco?
William Thompson
Skinny, anorexic bitches don't have tight vags. Someone who is healthy and works out, like Riven or Shyvana is probably pretty tight. Nida too.
Jason Morales
>First pick Sion is bad No one plays Sion, so they think picking Gnar,Jayce, Teemo will counter him since it works versus other tanks.
Adrian Williams
>anyone would try to dick jinx when she was blowing up stuff >she had had the time to get dicked as she was busy blowing up stuff
Andrew Ortiz
Kalista is tighter than a vice grip.
Carter Wood
>play against riven >get camped hard as shit >jungler doesn't make plays in ANY other lane, try to get drag, or countergank >Courage of the Colossus fucking cancer lets her escape everything >forced to sit there and do nothing while watching mid and bot lose
Why does this happen ever time I go toplane
Blake Moore
No, Pink ward does it all the time with AP shaco top and he is in masters/Diamond
David Edwards
LOOSE GHOST VAGOOSE
Adam Thompson
agreed
Michael Gomez
>Enemy picks top Zed for some fucking reason >His shadow dash has twice the cd of my e/q combo >He doesn't even have his first item or t2 boots done by 25 minutes >Build pure resistance items outside of sv, still have over 3k health at 30 minutes >Start forcing fights every time my ult is up since it's basically a 4v5 >Enemy surrenders after Zed couldn't kill our half health Nami with his full rotation
Sion is pretty dope
Carter Hall
Is Morg...?
Jaxon Barnes
Why not 21/0/9 instead of 21/9/0 on ADCs?
Juan Edwards
ribbed for her pleasure(tm)
Carson Diaz
Loose!? She could break off one of her spears in that spooky snatch!
Nicholas Morris
Yes.
Anthony Walker
How do I into Heimer top
Parker Cook
>our jungler is Shaco >with flash
help me lord
John White
She's probably not even material enough so you'd just be dry-humping the air.
Hunter Peterson
I don't want to dry hump air!
Adrian Morales
Well you can still get a bj.
Blake Thompson
i dont think so
Jacob Long
Someone edit Kalista's face in there im too lazy to do it myself though I definitely want to see it.
Nathan Parker
>Unable to fuck Kalista due to her ghost form. Kalistafags on suicide watch.