Does anyone else have a legit addiction to keying cars?

Does anyone else have a legit addiction to keying cars?

Whenever I'm walking about in the quiet hours doing a beer run I can't help myself but to key cars. I don't usually pick based on make or model I just key whatever it is as I walk past. I figure that because it's so easy to do and the chances of being caught are near zero that there is no downside to doing it. Sometimes I get creative and key cars in traffic then run off but it's a rarity.

>attempting to trigger Veeky Forums

go to bed, kid

I wouldn't say it's an addiction for me but I do it constantly. It's all about just walking past with confidence and not looking while you do it, you can get away with it in crowded areas even.

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>there is no downside to doing it

kys

no.

There's a guy on /g/ who went to jail for 10yrs for beating up a fuccboi who keyed his car that turned out to be a minor.

Can't say I wouldn't do the same.

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Honestly, keep doing it.

Someone will catch you sooner or later.

Then instead of some shitty troll/genuine shitty person, you will have finally done something worthwhile: becoming justice porn as you get put down.

Who is this jizz necromancer?

keying cars is for worthless welfare niggers, fuck you

I'm 6ft 5 inches and can bench 100kg no problems, I don't think people are going to fuck with me even if they caught me dude.

Have fun getting murdered for being stupid. You deserve it.

>attempting

oh it works everytime. every Veeky Forumstist on here will cry and call him a terrible human and oh if you did this to my car i'd shoot you etc

Yeah like someone is gonna shoot someone over their car being keyed.

Dumbass.

him big scary man

I think you'd be surprised how unreasonably angry people can get over little shit.

You'd know if you left the house and interacted with other people from time to time instead of just autistically damaging property.

especially if you're a different color

I'm 5'8, and weigh less than you bench.

You key my truck, I'll hunt you down like a fucking dog and beat you to death...

You don't fuck with other peoples shit without consequence...

it worked you dumbfuck, you replied...

>You don't fuck with other peoples shit without consequence...

But I do, and I'd continue to do so if I keyed your truck, you wouldn't do a thing.

>I'm 6ft 5 inches and can bench 100kg no problems
If you're really 6'5" then 100kg is bitch weight. I could do that as a teenager, almost ten years ago. You're just spewing numbers that you think are big. But I already knew this was a troll post. Fuck.

I don't spend my life training dude, got bigger fish to fry.

What are you gonna do, stab me?

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>being such an internet tough guy
loving every kek user, keep trying to rile people up

>stating facts
>(((internet tough guy)))

Not everyone is a 5ft tall weeb.

See Bitch weight, bitch nigga.

You don't live in a state with really lax gun laws, do you?

if you key a BMW one day and find out the owner's name is deshawn instead of elliot? yeah.

I'm a europhile.

MFW I'm a 5'10" manlet.
MFW you know internet tough guys are the types to start getting into your face screamng at me.
MFW I carry and then can plug you for being in fear of my life.

feels good man

That explains why you're such a faggot who assumes you can get away with everything.

You can be legally shot deadd over property in texas.

Mt favorite story so far is the guy who came home to tyrone stealing his tv. So he wet upstairs, grabbed a deer rifle from under the bed, and shot him after the dindu was ~150 yards away.

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Lord help you if you do a misdemeanor at night. Literally everything at night is a legal shoot. Even grafitti

1/2

2/2

>A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property.

>(A)to prevent the other's imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or (((criminal mischief))) during the nighttime; or

Texas is Veeky Forums paradise, you can shoot car thiefs and shoot them to recover your car.

What is criminal mischief?

>(a)A person commits an offense if, without the effective consent of the owner:

>>(1)he intentionally or knowingly damages or destroys the tangible property of the owner;

>>(3)he intentionally or knowingly makes markings, including inscriptions, slogans, drawings, or paintings, on the tangible property of the owner.
Anyone keying my car is legally shot in the face

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Thanks! It's super fun to shut down tolerant lefties with the self defense laws in my state.

Like, smeone approaching your property with fire is a legal shoot.

edit to add:

>>hurrrr durrrr you're not a real man.

That's just cucks being salty that they're not on a level playing field. I won't start shit, but will fucking end it.

/pol/k/o here

I've honesty never keyed someone's car, but I think this posed has me convinced. I'm going to look for an expensive looking car tonight when I'm at walmart. Seems like such a adrenalin rush. I'm getting hyped just thinking about it.

i used to steal tire valve caps and snap antennas is that badass enough

>expensive car
>Walmart

Wanna know how I know you're not gonna do it?

>Wanna know how I know you're not gonna do it?
??? My mom is driving me there later to get groceries, I'm definitely going. I'm just going to look in the back where expensive cars are parked.

Oh look, an underage faggot

I dont think you dont key cars at all actually.

What a combination, I like it

>my mom
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