Dota 2 General - /d2g/

10th for best prog of the past two years

youtube.com/watch?v=YHknO8JMorM

what's your opinion on Sheever hosting?

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awful

I can't tolerate this epic every thread meme desu

Garbage.

6/10 not enough memes

What was this guy's name again?

switch to eurobeat

6 worst panel yet but the downtime between games isn't huge. worried for the main event

Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing pugna's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

All I wanted.

post eurobeats
i only know youtube.com/watch?v=LaWQQBMF0Ew

>her
lmao u dumb?
pugna is male

jack

MILF?

youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU

garbage, a disgrace to Dota2 that our supposed premier tournaments allow someone so talentless on screen

Lenny?

The worst host ever.

5/10
shitty format, boring panel, no toby+synd casting, half of teams feel like t3
i could be much worse though and slav team is most dominant one for the first time since forever and i am happy about this since i am slav too

but kotlguy exists

>damageless picks vs naga

gg go next

>male

T O B E R
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he's still in the scene?

kek, maut must hate him for getting big but himself getting shafted in the process

Bring her back

HELLO DARKNESS

if you were really a slave you'd write that while squatting.
you're probably just sitting in a comfy chair like a fucking normie.

WHY CAN'T SHEEVER BRUSH HER FUCKING TEETH

I'M SO SICK OF SEEING THOSE YELLOW BROKEN SHIT TEETH

AHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kotlguy can speak English and doesn't have autism

I mean to say I like that stuff
thanks senpaitachi

7/10 a tourney

>Purge
>Caption says Godz

Wew

Yes

Happy birthday lenny

>euroupean water

wew

a shame, he's a cute boy with longer hair

7 because RTZ is getting exposed as the washed up streamer he is

Gay

wait, I'm stupid. No one gets eliminated before the playoffs, right?

Sheevers freckled cleavage is p cute 2bh

purge has the handsomeness of multiple gods yes.

What did Sumail mean by this?

Is this the first time rtz & sumail have shown this lane swap?

>as soon as EG start playing

you

...

REMINDER: COMPLEXITY IS MORE AMERICAN THAN EG

COMPLEXITY IS MORE AMERICAN THAN EG

>Void
>Miranda
>no damage

yeah

they did it all the time last time arteezy was on eg though

>Void
>damage

wew

I still hate EG so much that I don't care if CoL actually win this major as long as EG loses early.

why doesn't Sumail use an American flag?

>used to be a pure cute girl that everyone loved
>nows a sellout whore
What went wrong /d2g/?

>rtc has 16 last hits and 7 denies
>cancel has 2 last hits

Lmfao.

>coL have to play EG yet AGAIN because everyone is better than both of them

How come they always manage to TP out and I always get fucked when I try

>I still hate EG
what a massive waste of time. they're decent memesters friend

Only whites can be American.

how can one boy be THIS cute?

he is hosting smaller tournaments frequently, he was main host for summit for example
>haha reddit memes xd

Still cute!

He's a terrorist

Kotlguy has been amusingly entertaining recently.

>the single american is an Indian

fuck im late did i miss any memes?

she came back to dota. the moment she was announced as back in dota suddenly everyone hated her

guess

+1

She is the only girl I've ever loved that I've never met.

did you see her tattoos
she always was batshit insane

there is no way col wins 2 bo3 in a row vs EG.

guys holding mics gives me lewd thoughts

>CoL's draft of DOG SHIT.

well that's EG 1-0COL

Is there any reason to buy chests ever? They ALWAYS end up cheaper in the market later right? Is there ANY exception?

reminder that EG only lost to COL so they could beat COL in the lower bracket

EGwinslol

>e-eg is american!
>u-usa usa
LMAO AMERICLAPS BTFO

explain this 2-0-2 build on ursa?

computers science and robotics are really something those days, huh

CoL beat EG 2-1 once already

Trump likes poo in loos

Try that on the main stage.
Ops you get eliminated.

>sb charges in
>disruptor doesnt glimpse
>sb bashes and kills sumail

what did crit mean by this

Complexity have run out of luck already

Literally no point since the seeding actually favors 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 no matter what

delete this

Sheever is #1 girl

He's paid off by the euros to throw the game.

There was a sale of chests a year or so back, one new chest on sale a day. Pretty neat

it's fun

>it's a naga episode
wake me up

>swindlez in charge of doing anything right

>siwzindles