Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I HURT MYSELF TODAY edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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1st for me

Post top 3 captains for last 3 TIs running.

Reminder that hiding match history was a good decision by Valve and Reddit can go suck a chode for thinking that loading in quickly was a skill.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Alright dotards I haven't seen anything from Boston. Any games worth watching yet?
Also, what should I eat while watching the games?

Hey

>Any games worth watching yet?
Na it's all shit
>Also, what should I eat while watching the games?
Shit would fit nicely

Its Batrider. I mean the thing he rides looks like a giant tub of ketchup and not like a bat.

this better be a fucking wake up call to rtz

if he doesn't quit and stick to streaming, he's dead to me.

stop crushing our fucking hopes.

valve are turds

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>implying you wouldn't

>pizza
>pizza
>more pizza
>wings
>and pizza
jesus f christ...

How did this man go from NA nobody to panel god in an instant?

He's part of the old boys club of dota basically

>you could still check out opponent's match >history on dotabuff if you're fast enough.

There is already a tool/overlay that does this for you before the match starts

just look at her giant feet, a literally ape
I can hear her making ape noises through my monitor

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NERF ECHO SABRE TO THE GROUND

MAKE SANGE AND YASHA GREAT AGAIN

>not wanting hot sweaty monkey sex

>reddit wants it back so we have to be against them

what a sad fucking existence you lead

Bracket predictions?

>part of the old boys club
h-hey...

which dota wud u eat if they was a bagel?

Coach during DC's TI6 run.

>panel god
when? what did he say?

Anyone have that interview with Fly as some chinese team is screaming in the background and he looks like he's in pain?

SPOILER THAT SHIT

I MISSED YESTERDAY

WHAT GAMES WERE GOOD

>coL in the semis
>EG losing first round
LAMO fuck off swindlezz

He's just been consistently good during memeleague and now this

honestly

most of the games were the same boring old meta

the best games were the ones where bad teams struggled to play, like NP and EG.

I dont understand where is execration?

I thought you guys said Russia was degenerate free...

youtube.com/watch?v=qQRkeZyGlL8

>LGD losing the AF
animecucks pls

They really don't know how to do makeup. He looks like Nixon against JFK

dotabuff.com/players/62958438
>5,532 wins
>3185 mmr

dotabuff.com/players/127904731
>5,281 wins
>2376 mmr

dotabuff.com/players/86861906
>6,546 wins
>2147 mmr

dotabuff.com/players/121001811
>5,491
>67 mmr

practicecucks BTFO
It's either ALPHA TALENT or BETA RESULTS

Wat

Black is such a washed up shitter, faceless pretty much worst team this tourney
I only saw his weaver game, but he literally played like a 3k shitstain
also post em

>its impossible for people to be on two sides of an argument.
Explain to me how being banned out of the few heroes you know how to play, severely limiting your capabilities as a player and to your team, is fair.

Anyone who whines about Sheever or Soe; This is a real talentless attention whore at work.

>top 10 most played for those
Please stop.. STOP

it's not just how much you practice, it's how you practice, you dumb anime NEET

>i-i-i-i-i swear i can still get better ;___; i'll just practice that's what all those 6k players did nothing to do with their innate talent ;___;
"If you were ever below 4k mmr you're not going to become a good Dota player." - EternalEnvy

>3 king heroes
>1 queen hero
>1 princess hero

>no prince hero

nice game dotards

Riki

Being the best SEA team just means nothing, like how people though EG were the best NA team but its such a shitfest that CoL can beat them twice.

Damn hes so sneaky I forgot about him

WE KANGZ AND SHIIIIEEETTTTT

>people play at 4k from their first match
>quoting the most washed up Dotard there is right now

embarrassing bait desu

Yeah man, it's really fun giving the first person to load in the ability to check everyone's match history. Why don't we just give them +200 gpm for free now, to compensate for how they no longer get free lane wins and teamfight dominance because they banned a hero their would-be lane opponent was good at.

>1 queen hero
Who? And don't fucking say queen of pain

JUST

Yet you responded, because deep down you know it isn't bait, it's the truth.

CANT BOSTON JUST END SOON SO WE CAN HAVE A NEW FUCKING PATCH
IM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SITUATION

why would she have queen in her name if she's not a queen you fucking moron

not that user but she just call herself like that and not an actual title she's actually just a succubus

no way dude. I have finals. I dodn't need a patch cucking my shit up just because some dumb animeNEET is bored

but she is a queen

Why does Vigoss' stream have so few views?

who's that in the 1st panel?

>watching people play a free2play game

for what turquoise?

>People blaming RTZ again.
sigh.

>he cant pass final while keep playing dota
so sad

its totally fun losing because of account boosters and buyers too :^)

sorry I take real classes fagboi

>sorry I'm a little dumb fag
ftfy

med school cuck detected

Mods are asleep post heroes

It's not healthy to hold grudges, crit is only part of the problem, sumail & arteezy have never been a good combo

reminder that this guy started playing dota 2 4 years ago (that's right, he didn't played wc3 dota) and his mid is best in EU/CIS region and easily top three in the world (and of course he is one of the few 9k mmr players)
he also got more rampages in first day of boston major than you did in those four years
what is your excuse

tfw he got more rampages in 1 day against the best players in the world than I have in 1600 hours

too busy fapping to bbc cuckold porn desu

yea but he's already joined the /baldingpro/ community so fuck him

shit hero desu
even dazzle, io and omni have decent attacking capabilities early on and this one is pure buffslut, he would look okay in league or hots, but not in dota

Abbadon is literally the Prince of Lordaeron

Holy shit, when did arteezy start balding?

I've been gone from dota for over a year.

Yeah I kinda just wanted to conceptualize a hero that doesn't personally do damage, but instead just makes his team a lot stronger and harder to kill.

How would you make him more Dota without completely changing him? Or you think he just needs to be completely different?
There's two kinds of Bards after all, the playing magic songs to aid allies, and the guy with a lute that beats people to death with it and casts a variety of low level spells.

Reminder this was his hairline just a year ago

you mean Lordran?
and he was a knight

how do i io properly

people just get mad when i teleport them

is there an image of his current hairline? I haven't seen it yet

How much do you make a year /d2g/?

I am a computer engineer and make 90k + benefits.

Don't pick Io if you don't have a friend or you're 5k.

wait you might be on to something

theoretically, omniknight is Arthas, but at the same time Abbdanon is his fallen alter-ego that killed his own father

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>tfw i just shaved myself bald a couple of days ago

feels good man

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>all that single draft peppered in there

lmao

he's becoming a man

still a student but i'll make 6 figures, med school

>tfw eg vs wings first round

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i have bad news

medical school is oversaturated and people are having hard times getting jobs. you will be lucky to make 200k+ after 25 years

good luck with your half a million in debt though

>two days of e sports followed by 3 days of nothing.
FUCK OFF.

cmon now he's getting invited all the time by dreamhack just like maelk

>Effects of playing with eternalenvy.jpg

Its not that oversaturated. Only the bottom percent of people in medical dont get jobs, similar to colleg in general

wait, no ESPORTS today?