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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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Buying hatless sniper.

youtube.com/watch?v=_WU2Rw1A_nU

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I constantly have over 100 ping on the servers I play. This is unacceptable.

cringe

Does anyone want to play some payload...? Maybe hightower?

hightower is a meme map for meme people

So it is a good map

EU or US?

EU

Is medic the only class where having one is great but having two is an active detriment to the team?

And where would i trade ref for cosmetics?

not true about medic

this is a message i received an hour ago from the person i have to gift

are they doing it sarcastically? i hate this emote

Gift them dota and say sent :^)

True only for Spy. Every other class benefits from at least a 2 stack.

>15 community sparkle lugermorphs have been lost to the VAC wave
>Less than 30 remain
dang

>airblasted the same guy three times in a row off the ledge

Pretty funny

Tfw no tiny desk engineer

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Not true, two spies are better than one, but only if they work together

>once tf2 inevitably dies the prices of everything will drop down to almost nothing

Can't wait to circle jerk with 10 other people still playing the game with all unusuals and rare items that are unobtainable as of now.

Doable with server mods
>Spy sandwich
Unless you have heightened mobility, it's absolutely terrifying
>Implying this will happen
>Implying that the items won't just sit forever in some guy's backpack because he refuses to give them up for less than what they think they're worth
Only thing that will lose value is currency, as seen by the bill/bud crash and metal becoming even more worthless

How do i get taunts like schadenfreude without getting jewed on?

jew the jew by being more jewish then the jew

The bud/bill crash was mainly caused by having more than 8 slots to trade in, coupled with the SCM prices making it more cost effective to buy earbuds with your real money than keys, and then sell the buds for keys. Once you could actually put 200 keys in a trade the only point to buds that remained was storing LAAARGE amounts of keys in pure form, and as soon as that started going off the rails all of the big traders abandoned them as a currency.

Unless something replaces the Mann Co Crate Key as primary currency the only thing its safe to hold your money in is Mann Co Crate Keys; even its designation as prime currency cannot make it survive the death of the game however. When TF3 comes out, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving the tf2 market behind, and when that happens I'll be keeping my unusual collection.

Wait a month for the unusualifer hype to die off.

tf3 will just be a massive update for tf2 in form of replaces all the shitty core code and source 2 port

buy them when new shit cames out, the last glove case in csgo dropped the price of many things for 2~3 days with $2 each thing in the market.

Yeah, I'd accept that, I'd love a new version of Hammer that wasn't from 2005.

Fuck a weapon that i wanted in csgo was 4 bucks cheaper in the first day of the case, next time im going to be ready.

hudda hudda

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jesus

But why sniper?

thats retarded

sfuminator usually sells taunts at normal price unless they changed something recently. I always go there for buying hats, taunts and stranges.

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do africans even celebrate Kwanza?

GIVE ME THE MOST EPIC NAME

yhvh elohim

i fap 2 traps @ xtube

kill gun

the most epic name

gj

you cheeky bastard

name

CHOKING HAZARD

desc

Small gibs not for children under 3 years old

MOAR EPIC NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

moar epic

ball is life

rerollin this for ya bud cause I don't wanna see you get hurt out there.

Slightly less epic description

DO YOU WANT TO GODDAMN FIGHT

epic burn

THE MOST EPIC DESCRIPTION

epic. epic to the max.

who bitch this is?

DAMMIT SON YOU COULDNT ROLL A 5 THIS IS WHY YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT

Do not steal

kettle corn

silly putty for my son

e p i c

boom!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a weapon in tf2

kermit is a racist mem

I want to make Dotsy's stomach bulge with my semen

UGC admins are absolutely trash.

aa

EPIC FTW!!!!

reroll

ant

marsupials

Killsteaks active

mememachine

simply epic my dude

Penta kills are better tho

reroll again

fucking

please hurry up and roll 5

Rolling for this

god damn it

should I jerk off or play TF2 first?

why not both

stompadoodledoo

Join a skial server and fap to porn sprays

Yo, Red

Post that one picture. You know the one

fucking spymaster

(noobs pwned: 9001)

check my trips

cheeky classic

The Most Epic Description!

king raja was mistreated

buthol

FUCKING KEK LMAO CHECKEM XDDD

2fort tryhard

you have any idea what kind of bullet you just dodged there, user?

yeah

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well, that name fits right into your loadout