/owg/- overwatch general

There's nothing wrong with D.va

BUILT
FOR
BREEDING

My favorite class is the D.Va.

Junkrat and Roadhog

Cutest and best pairing

>Christmas skins won't be released tomorrow

>I-I like you user
>You really like me as well, dont you?

How would you respond?

>18:23:13
>18:24:15
Guys, seriously...

No, because she's not using her ult 98% of the time.

And that 2% of the time is still halved at 1% either way.

Bring her health back down to her 500 hp.

W.H.O.R.E.

>I thought you already had a boyfriend

Yep, thats me

I'll be honest I just started playing this game (used to play league)
just did my placements in s2 and got 2500 with 5-5
s3 I go 4-5-1 and get placed 2100

I honestly don't understand how to carry in this game, it seems like if you have the wrong team comp or 1 or 2 bad players you will just lose
how do you fucking climb by playing support?
I try to play tank instead but im not good at rein and I feel like you need a reinhardt

I got an Idea
She gets out of her MEKA when her armor is gone

Become a dps exclusive player

Half of the time people lose because of mediocre dps players

I am not even samefagging, but thats hilarious.

Is it worth using MEKA's melee against anyone other than Genji? A single shot in melee range deals 24 damage (vice punching's 25), and you're never in the position of finishing someone off on an empty mag because infinite ammo.

>image.jpg
What app are you even using that doesn't preserve the filename?
>Black hair Hana!
Correct.

You mean little D.va would have 400 hp?

Repostan

200 more than last season. Now begin the climb.

>enemy butthurtswaps to Widow after I BTFO him one too many times
>BTFO him in every duel

You can melee..
>when enemy dva has shield up
>when rein has shield up

I can't tell you the countless times rein would be backing up with shield up with sliver of hp and I would just walk past the shield and melee.

>What app
He's a phoneposter

>waiting for update

IT'S HAPPENING

>playing ana
>they have widowmaker
>widow keeps grappling and keeps trying to kill someone in mid air
>shoot her twice
>she dies

I was literally laughing so hard, at the try hard widow, trying to get kills while in mid air.

When I play ana, any widow i come against I can hold my ground.

The Eye and The Finger.

What is?

Why is Zenyatta the best character to play?
>does nearly 60 dmg per shot with discord
>heals at 30 hp per second
>ult is great for offense and defense, you can use it to lead charges and save your team's ass during enemy ults
>nobody ever plays him so he's always open
>fun as fuck to get potg and watch DPS players get butthurt about getting out-performed by zen

>tfw got placed 3118 in Season 3

Who else here enjoyed Season 1 the most

I was stuck on the mid 50s but i feel like my matches had better quality than in S2 and S3 where im stuck in gold

Blueberry time.
Such a smug qt.

>switch game to Sombra-mode
>Sombra sounds way worse
>keep playing to hear enemy Soldier 76's tell me he has in my sights with a dramatic Spanish accent
phew lads

>tfw you blast redditors out of the air in Widowmaker 1v1s

Again, isn't walking past the shield and shooting him the same thing?

I too am an occasional phoneposter, but the images I post and download through the android app aren't just named "image".

Stop posting this fucking goblin

>you pull out your Dongus Maximus

How does she respond to this situation?

The spanish dub is weird, Tracer and Junkrat are great while Mercy sounds bored and Lucio has a really goofy accent

>Official hero tier list:

Overpowered tier:
D'va, Zarya

Good tier:
Reinhardt, Roadhog, Lucio, Zenyatta, Ana, Winston, Reaper, Soldier 76, McCree

Bad tier:
Sombra, Genji, Tracer

Buff Blizzard pls tier:
Mercy, Pharah

With her own erection, obviously.

>he has a gf
>you don't

...

Yeah, Lucio has a fucking weird-as-hell Spanish voice. I don't like it one bit.

I want to grab that gap on her chest and finish ripping it off

Have you heard Soldier 76's japanese voice? Sounds like apathetic mumbling recorded with a 10€ headset

...

>Genji
>bad

I honestly feel bad about using him as a reaction image now that I've learned that his girlfriend is dying. That sucks, man.

How big is she?

Christmas update this Tuesday!!

Ofc he does. Can't get cucked without one

Why'd you have to remind me, user?

Not very big. She () gets embarrassed when you see it and is probably into weird shit like getting made fun of for it.

Reaper does his job better. There is usually no reason pick him.

H-how would Gendo react??

Overpowered tier:
Winston, Soldier 76, McCree, Roadhog

Good tier:
Reinhardt, Lucio, Zenyatta, Ana, Reaper,

Bad tier:
Sombra, Tracer

Buff Blizzard pls tier:
Mercy, Pharah, Genji

>lucio
>not overpowered

The only one character that is 100% confirmed being NOT a virgin is Ana.
Somebody thrusted his cock inside her pussy and pushed that dick back and forth until he shoot his sperm inside of her.

A few months later a sandnigger popped out.

>D.Va and Zarya
>Overpowered

How to tell someone is bad at video games.

She's MTF and Korean, so embarrassingly small.
All the same, she's probably just as boastful and boisterous about it as she is everything else.

>reaper does his job better

would you care to explain this. Last time I checked, reaper cant double jump and wall climb with no cool down

Well no shit m8

>Somebody thrusted his cock inside her pussy and pushed that dick back and forth until he shoot his sperm inside of her.

MFW it will never be me

>implying Mercy wasnt DWARFED every single day during her time on Overwatch

Gendo would have a heart attack

t.healslut

>there will never be a doujin of this
uhhh, owbabs?

He would be happy since D.va is ten times the man shinji is

Reaper is a flanker/dps who is better than Genji. There are situations where Genji is better, but they are rare.

D'va is the most mobile and durable tank at the moment. She also has a great ulti, can nullify almost all attacks and does decent damage for a tank. Zarya has possibly the best ult in the game, good damage and shielding capabilities and she has good health. D'va is definitely better though.

I'd probably get a heart attack and wake up in a hospital if this happened to me. Only to be sent to another town to a school for crippled students.

I'm in the wrong thread.

Are there any OW doujins anyway?

reminder if you play ranked or have delusions of "going pro" you are literally a loser with no life skills who will suicide at 30

>Pharah
>absolutely shit ROF
>slow missile speed makes her rockets relatively easy to dodge
>rockets don't even deal noticeable splash damage so if you're not landing direct hits you're pretty much useless

How do we fix this shit hero?

>No D.va NTR doujin where she and a fan fall in love only for Roadhog to steal her from the fan with his giant cock

I BARELY MADE IT BOYS

That's just a theory.
Ana on the other hand really had a cock shooting it's sperm inside and maybe on her.

But user, McCree's gay

Teleport + Wraith form. Teleport in, use wraith form to leave. You get +50 healing per kill.

There are a few, and they're all terrible.

Lore update: Pharah was shot by Widowmaker, is dead and got removed from the game

A daily reminder of your position as a D.va waifufag.

>pic related its a picture of you and D.va playing D.va's number #1

I main genji

genji is the only person who can go in to get someone thats low and finish them off and get out just as fast. Genji is also better than reaper when the enemy has triple tank because he can actually kill supports reliably.

Give her 300 HP

100 of which is armor

ANAFAGS BTFO
HOW DOES IT FEELTO KNOW YOUR WAIFU HAS BEEN BLACKED?

"MERCY IS A SLUT" YOU SAID
HAHAHAHA WHO'S LAUGHING NOW FAGGOTS

Ana only gave anal, but sharted the semen out and some of it found its way into her vagina

Playing ranked is good just for ensuring you won't get disconnected halfway through the match because enough people on the other team decided to quit after losing.

>Bad tier:
>Tracer
>Buff Blizzard pls tier:
>Genji

Christmas event tomorrow

What are you hoping for?

>dodging rockets on tf2 like it's fucking matrix
>always die to pharah rockets after 2-3 shots and its never to direct hits

I dunno man, her rockets blasts seem bullshit compared to default character movement speed and hitboxes.

>tomorrow

Nah, we would have image leaks by now

Increase her projectile speed

Slut skins. Obligatory funny Roadhog skin. Strangely painted D.va MEKA skin.