/hsh/ - Hearthstone General

feelsgoodman

Do you want to play pirates?
Then patches

Do you want to play Jade?
Then Aya

Do you want to play reno?
Then kazakus

WIIIIIIIINDS

PREPARE

Nothing more satisfying than having a pirate warrior concede after seeing the turn 4 earth ele -> ancestral.

Just saw DisguisedReddit on Reddits funny and lucky moments #202.

He sure is a looker.
Wonder why he had the mask on in the first place.

>out of all the cards in this expansion there isnt a single card that interests me
>only card i wanted was red mana wyrm and i opened it in the first pack
QUALITY CARD GAME DESIGN RIGHT HERE

How does this handle against renolock?
My teched midrange shaman handles pirate warrior well, but it struggles hard against renolock anytime they actually manage to play reno.

Name 1(one) better card than manic soulcaster

It's right there user, Firelands portal.

Horrible. 4 loss 1 win to rank 5. Even had one where his rat pack gave me rag and I ancestral'd it then faceless'd it and he still won.

>Reno meta
>Priest meta

Underrated Cards.

>Miracle Burgle Reno Rogue card where you Finley Steady Shot and Burgle Raza the Chained with Auctioneer and Beardo then OTK with Hero Power Coin Hero Power Counterfeit Coin Hero Power Tomb Pillager's Coin Hero Power Backstab Hero Power Prep Hero Power Fan Hero Power Sinister Strike Hero Power

damn this card is OpieOP

Welp, guess I'm looking for another deck then.
I was having a great time winstreaking off of pirate warriors but as soon as I hit rank 9 it became nothing but renolocks.

I honestly feel felfire is severely overrated

Don't play ForestVerse.

>how can i die faster to pirate warrior
>oh i know..

It's crazy how they always seem to have an answer despite running only 1 ofs.

And they always have reno by turn 6.
ALWAYS

>Plenty of good cards
>Boring piece of shit on likes one card
Man these designers am I right?

>Look at all these colors, you can paint a wonderful scenery
>I'LL PAINT A RED BALL FUCK YOU MOM FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK WHY CAN I ONLY PAINT A RED BALL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

hsh????

>I'll play into frostbolt what are the odds
>Ok my t2 is ded, I'll slap that acolyte he needs torch

WHAT ARE THE ODDS INDEED

It's kind of depressing to be honest. During LOE it was exciting to see him being played but now all I feel is despair.

>This user doesn't want to be rich

smhtbhfam

dirty rat is probably the only thing i found interesting

Post your favourite voice line from the game!
Even though this card isn't the best card in my reno inspire shadowform priest deck I love to have pulled him.

Any tips? I don't have karazhan

Should I dust this piece of shit or keep him for the potential memes later on?

I honestly can't see a single fucking use for this legendary, why was it even printed?

i feel such disgust for reno i dont want to play at all

epitome of reddit stupid stories to tell your friends shit

dont even want to join them because reno vs reno is just pure autism value wars where no one wants to extend at all cause of all the removal

see Get a damaging hero power, use the free hero power legendary, and play a bunch of cheap spells, hitting the hero power before and after each one

Just look up savjz list. You dont need priest karazhan cards

Patches the Pirate is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all because he literally gets played for fucking free the cannon drops him on the board and that chill ass motherfucker gives you a free ping and thins your deck. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 that can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than Patches is just so positive. It comes on the board like "I'm in charge now" and I'm like "yeah Patches you are in charge let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "AYE AYE" and I'm like "AYE AYE CAP'N" He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah aye aye" And it looks so happy. I mean this is a floating eyeball squid that's just been fired out of a cannon. It understands it's life is a temporary gift because it's probably gonna get pinged next turn and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy. I am literally never sad when Patches is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card

is this the newest copypasta

no it's an old one from reddit
it was bad then and it's bad now

>enemy reno priest gets kazakus from courier

this is hell

didn't get a fucking dirty rat or dragonfire or any of the good epics but i did open FIVE FUCKING DEFIAS CLEANERS

at least you can deal with sylvanas or tirion

post warrior decks pls

i hate the discover cards so much

>playing arena yesterday
>vs warlock his decks just pure removal so far siphon dark bomb etc etc
>have a decent board finally
>he krakens my face
>ok
>im out of cards gotta go in
>next turn he plays 2/2 discover gets chogall and shadowflames it

how long have you been playing
how many $$ have you spent
how many neutral epics do you have

2 years and $30 for me

>2 years
>only these
user you cant be serious, I've been playing since release and got at least 1 of each neutral epic, if not 2

The hard part is baiting the removal out

4 years and 150 euros.

one and a half year
I don't want to know about $300 I think
3 and a half pages or 42 epics with duplicates of which 2 are golden
missing a bunch of tgt and gadgetzan epics but have most of the rest

playing since beta
spent £40~
have 15 golden leggos

I wanted Kazakus and Dirty Rat and pulled both when opening the free packs. Guess I'll just keep opening classic packs.

What is your favorite street of Gadgetzan?

Man, WoW really looks like shit.

>how long have you been playing
since december 2013. I remember watching dyrus' stream and thinking hey that's a cool game so i signed up and got in
>how many $$ have you spent
just naxx and maybe like 2 packs (naxx not including first wing ofc LUL)
>how many neutral epics do you have
11 pages? i quit for like a year after gvg

11 pages standard also btw

update here's my autism sheet

>That feel when you destroy a full gold Dragon Priest with Jade Rogue in the first game with it.

>whelp
>agent
>technician
>twilight guardian
>SECRET AGENT

How do I beat this? Just pray for doomsayer or something?

What's the best RenoLock counter right now?
Last 8 matches have all be this shit

How? I lose pretty much 100% of the time vs dragon priest with my jade rogue deck.

Is it actually a good idea to do Brann + Dirty Rat + Shadowstep combos to drain your opponent's hand? It would be pretty damn broken if Rogue had any board clears whatsoever, but maybe it's still a disrupting enough play to tilt things in your favour.

>11 pages
That is counting the class ones I think

>need ragnaros to hit any 1 of 3 minions to win
>goes face
Day of the rope soon, Brode.

You should know by now that Hearthstone has its own lore. HS is like WoW's parallel universe

if they play a doomsayer then yes
clips.twitch dot tv/kolento/SmoggyTigerBibleThump

h-haha, just a prank bro
I have like 3 pages then I guess

Unless you can instantly clear the board, you just let them play 4 minions for 0 mana.

Only good for classes with boardclear
Or you can use MCT
Pretty sweet when they play doomsayer and I drop the rat

Play RNGverse

>Dirty Rat pulls their Reno
THIS FEEL

>Brann + Dirty Rat + Prep + Vanish

Play CARROTverse

dude this is fantastic

How many standard leggoes you guys got
>25

>Renolock'ing shitters for free with Kazakus, Medivh and N'zoth all day.

The 10 cost potions are kind of shit sometimes, but getting 2 with Brann just gives you so many tools to deal with problems.

lol who cares faggot

Just didn't overextend. Made him waste his aoes on 1 for 1s. Of course it helps when they silence Sylvanis and decide to hit face instead of killing it. I promptly killed his agent and bounced it back to hand with a poison from Xaril. Shit was cash yo.

Would you play a 2 mana priest spell that said "gain 6 life. draw a card at the end of turn." ?

Priest already has Purify, fuck off.

>1 quest per day
>10 gold per 3 wins AKA 60 games for 1 pack
>arena has decent rewards but doesn't give regular packs and is cancerous curvestone

I think I'll have a decent deck ready in two years guys

>Pull a freeze mages alex
maximum kek
Still lose because didn't draw reno

is pirate warrior doable without patches?I dont expect it to do as good but is it doable?

F R E E H E A L T H

you need it

>f2p
>expect to have all cards instantly
then pay, duh. Entitled poorfag

Welcome pack is not expensive and gets you alot.

It is a shame for new players that arena only gives expansion packs first.

sure it is

There should be a starter pack for every expansion desu.

New expansions will come out and the meta will change, so you'll never have a good deck.

Brawls give free packs too. And there's that 5 dollars for 10 packs + 1 Legendary promotion currently.

You can use a boar instead and pretend you always got him in your opening hand.

Just put in an ooze to help with the mirror matches. You don't need patches or the weapon-buffing legendary.

hmmmm, whatever will i play next turn

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hearthstone sure makes you think about your decisions