/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1012

>Death Stranding has better Mass Efffect music than Mass Effect had since 1

For the love of god, just embrace your inner goddess and stop shitposting.

/dag/ conspiracy theories

Male /dag/na xmas selfies

I'm playing DA:I for the first time after getting it cheap during black friday. At what point does it get fun?

So far i'm bored out of my mind. The story is a boring generic 'demons are here, go stop them marked chosen one!'. None of the charterers introduced so far seem interesting at all apart from maybe that bald elf guy who sleeps a lot. But holy fuck everyone else is so boring. The world is boring as fuck and I have no desire to explore it. The combat seems okay for now but doesn't seem like it can carry the rest of the game.

I've only played a few hours, should I keep playing? Or have I gotten everything I will?

You should just drop it, I doubt you'll come to like it.

>At what point does it get fun?
At uninstall.exe

Not even joking.

Same shit from start to the very fucking end.

You used it!

Of course.

Finding /dag/nas on /soc/ and stalking them

How does one embrace their inner Gaider?
How does one embrace their inner goddess? What if your inner goddess is the matron of shitposting?
I wish we could come up with better stuff. Finger pointing over obvious trollposts is silly business.

>I wish we could come up with better stuff
I liked the ones that say kiki is still here at this very moment (not that unlikely), that CF was evil all along and just used us to eventually promote her art (she overestimated how active this thread is) and that the tulpa who posts now is not the same from 2014-Early 2015

Well, you've only played a few hours and this game has the potential for ten times that at just base. It's admittedly a little slow to start, and the Hinterlands will be a slog if you already don't like them. You don't have to stay there for terribly long though.
Thank you.
>going to /soc/
The handfie threads would have been better, but they just started kind of creepy and desperate on both sides.
Who are you stalking?

If user embraced his inner goddess (David Gaider), he'd stop making vicious shitposts and become the sassy independent male who's fully confident in his interests without feeling the need to put others down.

She seemed genuinely nice, but some of it was forced and there was a weird tone of underlying passive aggression. I don't know, I went to her movie chats a few times.
How long has Tulpa been here?
I'm not big on following the people behind the curtains, but nearly all of Gaider's retaliation posts that I've seen have been pretty clever (to me). I feel bad for the guy.

A genuinely nice girl wouldn't draw SS porn tho.
>How long has Tulpa been here?
Few weeks before or after DA:I release.

A genuinely nice person wouldn't post on /dag/.

Yeah, that was/is pretty disturbing. I don't know if it was a case of throwing sense and morals out the window to get appraisal from peers or if that's something she did requests for as the norm outside of our general.. but it's pretty disconcerting either way.

I hope you are joking.

>tulpa who posts now is not the same from 2014-Early 2015
I'm a fan of that theory, it's deep af...
None of us are who we once were...

>2014-Early 2015
I wish I was back to that /dag/..

>2014
>used to post on /dag/ with my hamster
>2016
>hamster ded
>/dag/ ded
>Bioware ded

>hamster was the most proficient poster here

He was a big fan of Thom.

>LT
Heh... hi Solaswife...
Rip hamster...

Damn... My secret is out...

>tfw I didn't even know Lithuanian was a real language
Oops.

I understand, there are over 3,000 languages here in Africa, it's impossible to keep up.

Did you ever get another one? I think I'm going to attempt to build a cage that can go in the corner
How in the hell did you even see that?
>here in Africa

>Africa
Are you bamboozling us?

>How in the hell did you even see that?
Part of it was natural curiosity, the other part was the hamster staring at it.

Maybe she was making a joke and meant Europe?

>Did you ever get another one?
Nah, I really want to get a rat now but they need a much bigger cage and there's no place for it in my apartment.
>I think I'm going to attempt to build a cage that can go in the corner
Sounds cool, it must be nice to be able to do stuff like that. I just used to stack carton boxes and cut holes in them to make a "playground" for my hamsters.
I had two hamsters but my mom's cat ate one of them. Fucking cats.
I was trying to make a ruse because I'm pretty sure most people have no idea where Lithuania is and someone might take the b8.

>Hamsters
Hmm. Cute and all but just as you get used to them, they die.

>I had two hamsters but my mom's cat ate one of them
That's indeed a dangerous pet combination.
My parent's cats somehow managed to open all bird cages while nobody was home. It was a bloodbath.

Did the cats survive?

One had wounds around the eyes, I guess the birdos didn't go down without a fight.

You could always try taller vs wider and it takes up less space. You can technically rig up a bin for mice and hamsters, but I don't know if rats are too powerful for that. I use toilet paper rolls and various crap to give as tubing. The carton box thing is a pretty good idea.
I'm a little concerned about our cats getting ahold of the mice, but right now I think I may have to devise a plan to keep them from killing eachother.
Maybe they batted at the opening until it gave.

Maybe you're the user from Lithuania I remember, I was in Latvia a while back, we could have met user ;__;

Lithuania is small, but not exactly the size of a bed and breakfast. Wouldn't it still be a pretty low chance of meeting naturally?

I think they meant meet up, user...

>tfw missed the chance to have the only /dag/ meet in history
It takes like 50 minutes to get from Vilnius to Riga by plane.

I had a /dag/na come through my city once and was probably within ~5km of them.

>Vilnius to Riga by plane
Kek, I would have taken the bus. So much cheaper.

H-how did you know that?

They followed them from the shadows of course

They were in the same city I was for Canada Day

Y-you live in the same country as Weekes???

Think about it, they live in the same country where this piece of shit franchise was born in

Why are you even here?

I'm here to fandom-shame you

It's not working

dragon aeg is poopy

now?

Much better

zeemaps.com/map?group=784605

There are a few of us Canadians here

Lets meet up!!

>all those Swedes

...

So ded.

Does it really? How long by land?
So close.. but was it a blessing?
Someone get this kid a banana sticker.
Just once it would be nice to hear of it.

Who could you realistically meet and what do you think it would be like?!?!

No one lives within a day's drive of me. The central US is a DA wasteland apparently

There's only one person within a couple of hours' drive from me and they probably left long ago.

It would be incredibly awkward without alcohol

I don't know about that. Alcohol tends to add at least a 50% chance of stupidity on my end.

Have BW ever officially apologized for bringing Leliana back regardless of your choices? Because they should.

We'd all have to babysit the Cullenites while they get black out drunk.

I don't know if anyone who is still alive lives near me.
In any case, some of you are alright and should not come here around NYE. Especially not the females.

She came back to feed into a larger scale plotline.. at least that's what I'm hoping for. I'll wait until after they release another game and see if they detail anything further before I settle on a permanent opinion.
I don't really drink around people I've not met in person before. That's a good way to get one's self in a situation of regret.
At least you're looking out for them.

...

I want to pamper Morrigan's feet while she is pampering Yen's!!!!!

I bet Morrigan has really gross swamp feet.

They just need more pampering then!

Going for a douchebag quiz run for shiggles to test my new computer.
Does he look suitably douchebaggy?

Is that Yen part really necessary..?

Any particular reason why your "Douchebag" has to be a PoC, white trash?

>equating race and/or ethnicity with skin colour

Nice assumption you colourist piece of shit, kill yourself.

Also so he looks better in black leather.

Did you finally get a new computer?

Yeah, I went ahead and built one on Sunday there. There was no way I'd be able to play Andromeda otherwise. This pt is me testing everything out.

I hope it's high end as fuck because MEA will run like ass

I played DAI on a Lenovo Notebook with a shattered screen 30 mins at a time because the battery only charged when it was turned off, on all the lowest possible settings/resolutions/etc. It will probably play better than that.

Maybe the swamp has softening qualities or something.. More likely that she has a chronic case of epic athlete's foot though. What kind of shoe even blocks all that muck from seeping in constantly? A waxed leather or something?

Needs thinner eyebrows for ultimate douchemode. Maybe a soul patch. Was a soul patch even an option?

Imagine if someone uses the Animus in 2200 and sees your timeline and how much of a loser you were

There's nothing special about the majority of us. No reason to look us up.

Tragically, no soul patches. And outside of the cc he just looks like a slightly misshapen generic dude so that's just going to be how it is.

>a slightly misshapen generic dude

Story of my life

Poast Whyfus

How do you know your great great great great great grandfather didn't find a piece of eden?

bump

>The way the animus looks and works in the movie
Why do they always have to build in pointless changes in video game movies?

Wakey wakey...