/owg/- overwatch general

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>if Athena ever becomes playable, she keeps announcing but in person/over the team radio instead

Why is Bronze a rank you can be placed into after placements?

Nobody deserves to be placed there straight up, it's a fucking endless hell of terrible matches filled with terrible people doing terrible things that is nearly impossible to escape from because wins and losses aren't something you can really control.

Bronze should be reserved for the shitters who long term play themselves down there while it gives a chance for the regular joe to fucking escape them.

>wins and losses aren't something you can really control.
lol

If this isn't your first season, win/loss ratio barely affects placement.

>people on your team pick dumb shit and "troll"
>people on your team straight up don't play or literally "can't" play
>people on your team leave

>thinking you can actually solo carry these games if you aren't already diamond/master skill with long term game experience behind you

I wasn't talking about placement win loss but wins and losses in bronze games being complete shitfests.

Just healer things
>when zarya shields you from a charge
>when roadhog hooks the flankers on you
>when zen keeps his orb on you
>when people immediately react when I call for assistance
>when people sacrifice themselves for me
>when people say thanks

If you place in bronze, you're garbage.

How important is Zenyetta as a pick? I can't play him for shit and I don't particularly want to learn how to.

because people on the other team never do any of that, right?

>be unranked
>keep getting teamed up with bronze/unranked people max lvl 150
>against full diamond parties above lvl 400

Maybe I won't even try to play comp

level =/= skill

Bronze is the rank you can actually solo carry from. If you actually belong in higher league, just pick McCree/76/Pharah/Hog.

if you are not a retard there can only be 5 retards in your team

oppositely in enemy team there can potentially be 6 retards

you have the advantage as you are the only constant

how do i stop browsing memes and start doing my assignments /owg/

You see, Torbjorns beard is made out of a special fiber that can set itself on fire, while at the same time, extinguish it if the person wielding the beard wants it.
This is possible because the fiber vibrates so fast that the heat it's producing sets it on fire.
As to why he's getting frozen with his molten core ultimate ability unleashed, that can be explained with simple logic of meis ultimate ability.

You see, mei does not actually freeze her enemies, she puts them in a statue-like state and then forms ice around them, so she can eat them later. If you look closely at mei during her ult, you can see that she takes off her glasses, which is why everybody turns into a statute, it's almost like medusa.

The last question can also be answered easily, torbjorns shoes have a build-in couter measure for the fire his bears produces, they can actually absorb the heat and make him have his insane hammering speed. They transfer the heat to his altered muscles, which in return can use the heat to make him physcially faster.

The Blizzard writing team for Overwatch™

:^)

By not looking at memes and doing your assignments. Or just lock yourself in a room with no internet.

>when I get bullied
>when enemy hog always keeps you close
>when Genji rapes me with his ninhmja stars

Quick Play has no real matchmaking and favours just getting people into matches over much else.

You'll also learn that account levels don't mean that much. You'll find yourself with people with multiple stars who are at your skill level.

Just play compeditive if you are at least an average player, you'll get into games with people your skill level.

He's a somewhat well-known "high-level" player. Plays a lot of Tracer and McCree, I think.
And he almost definitely uses an aimbot.
We're as about sure of it as you can be without going to his house and personally checking his computer.

I'd like to breed with D.va

>no leaks from XBL yet
No Christmas update today, then, huh.

Why would you post that??

Her body makes my pee pee hard, for some reason.

or they finally got their shit together after they had LITERALLY everything they were planning even fucking sombra leaked

Maybe blizz told Microsoft to stop releasing it wrong

He's either completely obnoxious with his Discord and Transcendence, or dead weight

>some level 90 guy asks how i'm "so bad" at 2 stars
>look up his rather unique name on steam
>3k hours in TF2
i'm actually surprised how retarded some people are

>hairy arms and legs
Would still breed though.

Xth for Fat Booty Milfs.

Also, somebody on Reddit caught him behaving like an absolute cunt in a Master or GM-tier competitive match recently. Being shitty to people and then intentionally throwing.
But, really, who gives a flying fuck about Reddit.

>I got called out for being shit so I looked this guy up and discovered he's good at video games
>other people are retarded

I love Hana.

no one gives a shit about reddit it just pleases me that an autistic retard got exposed by a girl for being a bad meanie and will probably get a ban

>Being shitty to people and then intentionally throwing.

>enemy team comp has 76, Reaper and Zen
>some dumb cunt on Enumbre's team picks Roadhog because memewell
Well deserved desu

>this guy calls me shit because i have 200 hours in a videogame and he has 3k hours in a very similar videogame
At least i'm not a neet who thinks he's "good at videogames"

So bascially, a high level cheater that hasn't been banned yet?
Holy fuck blizzard will have a fucking blast if they ever queue on korean servers!

If I recall he was the guy that sprayed down Taimu or surefour on stream(p sure it was Taimu, who then accused him of cheating) with a trigger bot. I Also recall the webm showing his screen and he was shaking like mad. Might be wrong tho.

I'm not banned famalam! It's perfectly legal to play symmetra in competitive.

I have like four hours of torb and sym in comp from doing this

>bottom-left
He has a friend?

She probably ate that whole bag to herself after they finished taking pics

Here's that video

youtube.com/watch?v=9BVPf7v_hNw

I can't wait for Taimou to play NA again so I can make a sequel

I was playing the placement matches, not QP

BUT THIS GUY SAID MEAN THINGS!!!
HOW IS HE ALLOWED TO LIVE?????

Why isn't there an elimination based competitive game mode? First to X kills or Y Deaths or whatever.

Sometimes I just don't want to fucking care about objectives.

How is soldier actually good pharah counter, if the pharah is actually good and hits him, he just gets juggled around and even if you can keep hitting her while being juggled she'll out dps you unless you're getting headshots one hundred percent of the time. Nevermind the fact your supposed forget about her team focusing you since you're attacking her.

>tfw gone up 400 SR since the start of season 3

So close to Diamond, I can almost taste it.

Thanks I needed that laugh. Haven't seen this video in ages.

No, but somewhere deep down. Something is screaming at me that the arcade modes will have some sort of ranked involvement eventually.

Good soldiers have good tracking and don't strafe into rockets.

Learn the difference between hitscan weapons and projectiles.

My shots find their marks
*outdamages DPS*
The pain is coming
*nades Genji*
Lights out
*stuns enemy for 5 seconds*
Children, behave!
*jumps around being impossible to hit*
Walk it off
*self heals*
One shot, one kill
*outsnipes widowmaker
Wariihum quwitak!
*uses offensive ult*
>Role: Support

reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5gqeor/apologies_from_a_gm_player/

Did they just literally copy and paste the ranks from last season? 3010 was actually my last season high that I got hours before the season ended so I shouldnt be seeing it.

>career high
Are you retarded, user?

>a healer isn't a support class

Yeah I saw, pretty good post imo
I called the reinhardt a nigger because he solo ulted me twice

Everyone I know placed lower.

>have a normal hook on a lucio
>FUCKING HOOK IS BROKEN AF FUCK BLIZZARD

Life in platinum is funny

>meanwhile the hog on my team
>"lucio is the hardest hero to hook"

I believe sombra can be great. Her ult is amazing it's just that people don't know how to capitalize on it. If you have a dva on your team and you combo with her it can be absolutely devastating.

If you think that's the only deciding factor then you're ignoring all the circumstances

And good pharahs hit strafing soldiers and out dps them

Tried my best friends.

>tell someone not to speak to you
>they keep doing it
>politely warn them again not to speak to you
>they do it again

how did that guy think deliberately antagonizing a tilted player was going to go? shit-stirring then playing victim is nasty

Blizzard PLEASE. I need the christmas event, I need it TODAY, I want all the new collectables, just let me throw my money at you already...

How's life in plat?

what are you talking about you literal nigger you'd be dead before your first rocket even reaches a good soldier with it's twenty hours travel time
they are so fucking slow you can dodge them on reaction at long distance, and soldier just deletes pharah at medium distances with over 170 dps

Not bad.

Blackwatch McCree skin when?

>paying more money for an already expensive paid game
>giving money to jewzzard

how horrific

stop cockgurgling a kid that throws a hissy fit
he won't carry your shitter ass no matter what you say

It's obviously Enumbre, user.

>t.jelly silver

Except even a good pharah is dead before she fires her 2nd rocket against a equally good soldier.

how many comp points do you get at the end of the season when you're in plat?

800
giving up already?

800

It's either defending a hacker or defending a girl gamer who is so desperate for attention that they create a controversy over someone being mean in an online game

I take the hacker's side

>having to take a side

They are both faggots

thanks

>giving up already?
yeah.

now i'm kinda pissed i didn't play more comp in season 2, though. i calibrated at 2454 in s2 and only got 400 points. i'm like 900 away from a golden weapon.

>taking sides in some retarded kiddos drama

Oh yeah before I wrote that I meant to include
>inb4 some retard is so above it all that he just says "both sides r le stupid"
I hate militant neutrals.

>I have to take a side in an internet argument
>I'll take the hacker side because the opposition happen to have a vagina

Do you happen to browse /r9k/?
If not, you'll fit right in there.

I agree but in this case, really both of them are stupid

Take this opportunity to check out my sick new webm

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Don't even bother with it, golden weapons look butt-ugly unless you combine it with golden skins, which are, fortunately, fucking ugly as well.

i fit in your moms vagina kid

>Japanese Tiger

>Reee

#IStandWithEnumbre
#DiamondGenocide

We Christmas event today?

I hope D.Va gets a Christmas puddin' skin. Or at least reindeer antlers for little D.Va