League of Legends general - /lolg/

Old: Another one for me to trigger autists

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>Patch notes:
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-623-notes

>PBE changes:
surrenderat20.net/p/current-pbe-balance-changes.html

>Useful sites:

Counterplay.xyz
Lolnexus.com
Champion.gg
OP.gg
Triumph.gg
Legends.gg
Lolalytics.com

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=QPov_QPTrxM
youtube.com/watch?v=PUL5MhiWjcw
surrenderat20.net/2016/12/126-pbe-update.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Would you?

Is that Ezreal kissing Madara?

>fagposting
>reddit link list
relly maed mi thonk

>im gay btw

I'll do my best!!

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

I wanna hold Jinx's hand while she ride on top

I've always wanted him in a suit and he was my first secondary before Jhin. Maybe.

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xth for camille

When does this game die?

Hey Azir poster how happy are you about the new skin?

a long time ago

When something else steals the esports meem spotlight

No

He has a wife.

When they killed international tourneys in favour of LCS.

shes dead dude, dont you want to comfort his lonely bbc?

hes got so much stuff stored up for you~

Just because a girl is dead/not real doesn't mean they can't be your wife.

Okay, /lolg/ here's the fucking deal. l'm sick and tired of all the fucking bullshit posted here. Every day that l scroll through these threads I find the same fucking posts, it's like deja fucking vu. The same "swimming in lulu" shit, the same bandlebro shit, the same sona shit, the same "impregnate/raise family" shit, and the same fucking silver shitters arguing about game balance. All of you worthless sacks of shit should just fucking die and quit posting your anime girls and "waifu" shit. Maybe instead of sitting around shitposting about "Sona best waifu xDD" and other cancerous fag shit you could be getting elo and actually improving at this shit game. Fuck all of you and fuck your shitposting, I'm fucking out of this shithole.

but im already high elo and I like talking about waifus and memebuilds?

Guy the last people who cared about the game left eons ago due to this faggotry, you're just now noticing?

Okay, /lolg/ here's the fucking deal. l'm sick and tired of all the fucking bullshit posted here. Every day that l scroll through these threads I find the same fucking posts, it's like deja fucking vu. The same "swimming in lulu" shit, the same bandlebro shit, the same sona shit, the same "impregnate/raise family" shit, and the same fucking silver shitters arguing about game balance. All of you worthless sacks of shit should just fucking die and quit posting your anime girls and "waifu" shit. Maybe instead of sitting around shitposting about "Sona best waifu xDD" and other cancerous fag shit you could be getting elo and actually improving at this shit game. Fuck all of you and fuck your shitposting, I'm fucking out of this shithole.

>It's like deja fucking vu
I guess you should add your own pasta to this list.

What are you supposed to do as Gangplank against a ranged champion

>nobody intent picks
>2 people whine that "their" champions got banned

This copypasta has copyright, stop using it

^BARS^

hes devoted his entire life to hunting down his wifes killer

why do you think the dude would ""betray"" her for some quick puss-puss?

>get stomped in a game
>our volibear never gives up
>"come on guys we scale just stall"
>"great work bot we got this"
>"good work team!"
>we lose but he even concedes defeat gracefully

God fucking bless you, Volibear

what you do against every other champion retard

passive farm and stack paper

how do we fix the jungle?
I say remove jungle items

Okay, /lolg/ here's the fucking deal. l'm sick and tired of all the fucking bullshit posted here. Every day that l scroll through these threads I find the same fucking posts, it's like deja fucking vu. The same "swimming in lulu" shit, the same bandlebro shit, the same sona shit, the same "impregnate/raise family" shit, and the same fucking silver shitters arguing about game balance. All of you worthless sacks of shit should just fucking die and quit posting your anime girls and "waifu" shit. Maybe instead of sitting around shitposting about "Sona best waifu xDD" and other cancerous fag shit you could be getting elo and actually improving at this shit game. Fuck all of you and fuck your shitposting, I'm fucking out of this shithole.

>so much stuff stored for you~
Fuck that makes me wanna be a home wrecker~but I would never do such a thing~
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It is Lucian though he's the definition of loyal

why on earth would anyone pick kassadin right now?
Like, hes useless garbage at all stages of game.

Didn't we do this pasta breakdown already?

Okay, /lolg/ here's the fucking deal. l'm sick and tired of all the fucking bullshit posted here. Every day that l scroll through these threads I find the same fucking posts, it's like deja fucking vu. The same "swimming in lulu" shit, the same bandlebro shit, the same sona shit, the same "impregnate/raise family" shit, and the same fucking silver shitters arguing about game balance. Half of lolg is ranked at gold or below anyway so what makes you think you know anything about balance in the first place? All of you worthless sacks of shit should just fucking die and quit posting your anime girls and "waifu" shit. Gay shit too, that ezreal and talon faggot needs to go kill himself, along with twitch/ziggsposters and all the other degenrate trash. Maybe instead of sitting around shitposting about "Sona best waifu xDD" and other cancerous fag shit you could be getting elo and actually improving at this shit game. Fuck all of you and fuck your shitposting, I'm fucking out of this shithole.

theres a difference between betrayal and moving on dude

dont you think senna would want lucian to be happy?

This used to be me but the more you play this game the worse you get

That filename is a little lewd there....

>been saying since day one they announced talon that the wall shit was a garbage gimmick that is no different than a simple dash
>LOL DUDE U R BAD HE IS BEST ROAMER NOW DUDE LOL IMAGINE THE PLAYS WHY WOULD RIOT DO SUCH A THING IS SO OVERPOWERED

Bronzies. lolg is made of fucking Bronzies.

There's literally no reason he can't get his revenge and find new love

>implying this isnt what everyone else on /lolg/ and redit said

maybe get your head out of your ass, youre not special or better than everyone else here

I mean you said kassadin but it works for every assasin

in short
mobility without damage = shit.

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Okay, /lolg/ here's the fucking deal. l'm sick and tired of all the fucking bullshit posted here. Every day that l scroll through these threads I find the same fucking posts, it's like deja fucking vu. The same "swimming in lulu" shit, the same bandlebro shit, the same sona shit, the same "impregnate/raise family" shit, and the same fucking silver shitters arguing about game balance. All of you worthless sacks of shit should just fucking die and quit posting your anime girls and "waifu" shit. Maybe instead of sitting around shitposting about "Sona best waifu xDD" and other cancerous fag shit you could be getting elo and actually improving at this shit game. Fuck all of you and fuck your shitposting, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

if he could move on dont think he wouldve by now

and If he ever did find new love it would be someone as skilled as he is that shares his passion like Vayne not your dumbass

>plays
I'm 100% sure all the fags who talk about plays here are ironic. If unironic they're cancerous l*edditurds

rylai gets nerfed and ahri doesn't get any buffs, she's straight up garbage now

no lolg didn't say it
lolg was screaming like bitches saying talon was OP
shut the fuck up

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=QPov_QPTrxM

Well it's not like I don't share the sentiment....

good

I have enough for the both of you

n-no good

What's the nerf?

DAY ONE BUY, FUCK YES!

>Rylai's on Ahri
I mean it's not like she absolutely relied on it like other mages. It was alright on her but there are other items I'd want over it

has any player in the history of the game ever actually read the summoner's code?

kys ahri player
learn to land a skillshot you fucking dolt

no EVERYONE said its a stupid gimmick and that he was just going to be worse

you DIDNT come up with that idea, EVERYONE saw it comming

That shitter Daniel Klein said that Taliyah wouldn't be effected because he deliberately made sure she only got the 20% slow in the first place but then people tested it and surprise: he was fucking wrong.

I'll need a preview of the goods before I accept the task of extraction.

Fuck you morde is going to be even worse off now.

This.
At some point you just give up being light hearted or optimistic.
Someone criticizes my play before? I explain what I was trying to do, what I did wrong, and apologize.
Someone criticizes my play now? Kill yourself you autistic faggot

morde in his current form shouldn't even count as a champion

What's the best Annie skin?

the ice one

All fucking 10 of them

why do people think shyvana is op?

i just tried her and couldnt do any damage because i just got perma kited and killed.

no you fucking shithead

are you one of those shitters taking her top lane?
if so, stop.
if not, she's heavily reliant on dragon control.

Build her tanky

my build was greaves/bloodrazor/rageblade/wit's end/bork/nashors, what should i build on her instead?

statistically the second best jungle in the game right now after cancer horse

gee boss

what about Vi?

>lolg falls for the 'winrate is a good indicator of how good a champ is' meme again

if the champion has a high playrate as well (which shyvana has), then it is objectively a good champion

Shyvana requires semicompetent laners to function properly, she falls apart if you don't.

youtube.com/watch?v=QPov_QPTrxM

GUYS HOLY SHIT, WHAT IF HEARTSEEKER JHIN IS NEXT!?

we posting our favorite pasta's now??

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what about the playrate
what about koreans even calling her op
what about just reading her skills is a clear indication of her being good
what about full clearing with full health, getting 4 and a half levels, then getting level 6 at 5 minutes then doing dragon for free

It's now 75 AP and the slow is 20% for a second for all spells.
Cost though went down to 2600.

Do the shyvana dragon cheese

Blue with leash>wolves>gromp, smite it>crab>back, get the other jungle item>red buff, hit 4>solo dragon (assuming WQWE first four levels)

Are you the newest autismo spammer?

>like 3-7 with vaynes on my team
>even out of the 3 wins 2 are won from behind

Fuck it, I'm banning vaynes away from my teammates

youtube.com/watch?v=PUL5MhiWjcw

Nevermind it's Lucian...

ᴵ ᶫᵒᵛᵉ ᴸᶦˢˢᵃᶰᵈʳᵃ!

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please dont post this again

My god, I am sick of you.

I am so sick of you, so fucking absolutely sick of you and your constant need for attention. I can't believe this, the past two weeks have been nothing but twinks and gayness and its solely because of you. FUCK OFF. I tolerate and sometimes even don't mind namefags but you are on a whole other level of annoyance.

I don't care if you want to fuck Ezreal, I don't care if you want to ship him with Talon. Fine, enjoy your cakebois and their gayness, but STOP fucking shoving it in our goddamn faces you shit eating cunt fearing goblin who has an IQ below 40.

Its the same fucking images to, nothing but lewd Ezreal. AT LEAST Twitchfag has the audacity to post SFW shit when he wants to fuck his disgusting rat, but you? No no, you just have to absolutely have to show off your twink husbandos who are absolutely perfect and must be made the perfect trap!

Well I got news for you, they're shit. Both of your husbandos are shit, they aren't real and you will never cuddle with them in bed. So take your skinny little bag of bones and shut the fuck up you cunt fearing mongoloid. I can only fathom the idea of a man so desperate for attention he has to post porn of some twink from a video game on an anonymous imageboard.

No other name-fag asks for as much attention as you. Lissfag is by far the only one at your tier and you're already borderline ready to be worse than her.

Fuck you.

I hope not

I swear if jhins first skin is some fucking overdone rehashed shit skin like project/pool partly/arcade/heartseeker/easter/snow day/mecha ima be sad

at WORSE I can see project or arcade but I would rather wait another year for a good skin for him rather than something so half assed

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

whatever happened to cassiopeia buffs user?
did he die happy because she got buffed?

>azir S tier

i can't even argue against this

>Lux not on the list

Meme list just kys autist

surrenderat20.net/2016/12/126-pbe-update.html

>Poppy nerfs

It's so haaaaard to say goodbye, to yesterdaaaaaay.

Agreed, I'm so fucking tired of seeing gay and trans shit posted everywhere else nowadays, even if its ironic, loud and proud gays and degenerates can shut the fuck up and fuck off

Lux's thighs are shit

I didnt even consider her

>he posted it again

you forgot your ike picture this time, dont you want your usual (you)s mr attention whore?

btw I mostly post Ez AND Talon, the other guy posts lewd ez stuff, ALL of my stuff is cute

like at least get your facts straight

do you hate my ez and talon stuff, or do you hate the other guys lewd ez shit, cause youre pretending like its only one person

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