/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, PAYDAY 2, and John Wick Chronicles VR General

Deader than /kfg/ edition.
Previous DLC: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

Other urls found in this thread:

dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/真・日本刀「砂漠の城の自動小銃」.zip
pirateperfection.com/forum/199-payday-2/
steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/154643085270418065/
youtube.com/watch?v=--JS-CPKV4Y
f-list.net/c/pdg-tan/
thereisnomuse.com/2016/05/10/the-making-of-kelli-sydney-king/
vocaroo.com/i/s1luR2Hf3VRK
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/真・日本刀「砂漠の城の自動小銃」.zip

Jesus what are those numbers?

Doing God's work.

>6 new achievements
So who's ready for the Vlad Xmas 2016 infinite coke heist?

Did methguy ever post what exploit he was using to afk cook off?

hes still cooking

Dead

same

Yeah, here's the link

pirateperfection.com/forum/199-payday-2/

10th for Elephant heists are better for loud

>steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/154643085270418065/

You know you've got a boner for those skins /pdg/

>peoples pretending that bomb:dockyard is harder than framing frames

>all of the skins I got from the bug are gone

Fuck, after two weeks I hoped I was safe ;-;.

framing frame is only hard because of RNG
day 1 and 2 are easy
day 3 with the vault in the bedroom is easy, anywhere else and it's tedious and fucking stupid

>he likes defending several power boxes in a dark map while a computer takes 100000000 years to upload some videos while bane commentates
I FOUND A VIDEO OF HIM DOING THE DEAL, IT IS INSANE

It'll take some time. Lots of data to up in a small pipe.

17th for the trump mega mask

>new achievements have "moon" as their code-names,

we /crimefest 2015/ all over again

youtube.com/watch?v=--JS-CPKV4Y

>Guys I got a word from Vlad, we are going to assault a murky station in the moon, seems they have mercenary bussines around the galaxy. I have intel about some machinery that extracts some short of space coke and vlad would love to sell some here in D.C.
We are going to use those machines and make ourselves some space dust cash.
It sounds retarded yet I find it normal at this point. Can I be hired now overkill?

First you design poorly a gage dlc on top of this than you get the right to meet your jewmasters

did we just get same safe house daily twice in a row

>join random pub diamond store for daily
>host has 63 detection and body bags but killed all the guards
>uses voice chat and asks me to put JAMMER so he can go in and tie civs
hmmmm

>throwinggrenadesintensifies.png

Was it a 20 minute Diamond Store?

You crop a motherfucking attitude with me one more time, nigger, and you're all the way gone. Fuck you. I will kick you so hard in the asshole you will taste my shoelaces. I will find where you live, and I will feed you to my fucking dog, you god damned nigger. Don't you ever say shit like that to me again. You think you're hard? Do you think you're hard?! Motherfucker! You ain't shit, you ain't shit! I could fucking execute you where you stand right now, I can make a phone call and kill you, don't you ever fucking talk to me like that again, you motherfucker. You ain't in charge of shit nigger, you're a terrible fucking leader, you need to keep fucking mouth shut for the rest of your god damned life. Not unless somebody tells you to open it so that they can put their cock in your mouth you worthless motherfucker. Yeah that's not the way you handle it when we still have zipties motherfucker, so you can go ahead and die in fires is what you can do, you dumb motherfucker.

>those reflections in the water

>missing euro bag simulator
>there was that one person constantly wanting help with it

This achievement actually sounds fun since if you do it on overkill it's comfy, and if you do it on deathwish it would be a fun endurance thing.

one down is still a meme and you know it

>reflections
They sadly just point into some random chunk of the map.

Yeah I'm still here let's do it

Not even at my computer sorry m8

One is not hard, just boring. Fight me shitters

Doesn't make it less of a meme.

xth for WICK

There is only but ONE number, and John Wick is its prophet.

YEAH

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: MB4PF-P6G8J-H2IV7
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: LIVKG-JHGNL-8AQFA
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: J8FKF-W9ZCA-WT9J4

>MB4PF-P6G8J-H2IV7
10x!

>J8FKF-W9ZCA-WT9J4
Thanks

Daily reminder to praise your local pdg-tan

post loot bag codes, you whore

I wish pdg-tan was real.

post whores, you loot bag

Would you wish that I was real?

Maybe one day

i wish you would fuck off

she is

f-list.net/c/pdg-tan/

I honestly doubt whoever is behind that link is the real pdg-tan.

why are Euros failing us so badly and letting threads die overnight?
only real american heisters heist I guess.

get gude get hoxhude

...

R8 my kawaii mask /pdg/

ayy / 10
It's alright.

Not sure how well it'll show up in game.

do you mainly post user when you're not passing out codes?

get the fuck up

bretty gud/10

>not the "Noobs go back to mayhem" mod instead,

I bet you only go for Overkill approved mods.

YEAH

I've never seen official live action material with these poses.

Are these cosplays?

they are from pd:th

These are from PD:TH

I don't really post unless i'm responding directly to a question to me, or if i'm posting codes so people know it's just not fake crap.

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: AP3EZ-K6MAR-M0NXH
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: RKJ6K-D7HL4-YICG7
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: PCWPM-PJYM2-RJ8VL

>that feel when you'll never see the developers doing poses while wearing heister's suits and masks

I'm happy I won't have to experience that kind of cringe.

why do artists want to make sydney as ugly as possible

Oh.

are you implying sydney already isn't as ugly as possible

they didn't use the first design so no

You wish it was the worst they could do. Pic related is Joakim's first draft.
>I was happy with this iteration, to be honest, the only thing I would have wanted was more yellow in her clothing, a yellow tie for instance. I think it would have looked great and symbolized the element of a fiery spirit even stronger.

thereisnomuse.com/2016/05/10/the-making-of-kelli-sydney-king/

okay fine

I hope you guys get a worthless Chains safe for your next weekly drop

ayy lmao

>implying
Chains Safe legendary is actually rare and has value.

And also doesn't crash other people's games unlike Apex, which means the Apex is worthless as a cosmetic because you can't show it off in a pub ever.

>implying the precedent pic was the worst

>RKJ6K-D7HL4-YICG7
grabbed, thanks

>PCWPM-PJYM2-RJ8VL
got it ty

Update for the AP bullets when?
I'm getting tired of somehow miss a shoot at point blank with a fucking shotgun because overkill quality.

>two years later, Almir still has to get drunk for professionals purposes

AP slugs miss because it's exactly one projectile that pierces. No more pellets.

I don't know what they were thinking.

wtf is that skin color

it's called progressive tumblr

graylivesmatter

why are her eyes bleeding
is she looking at this picture too

>he doesn't sexually identify his favorite heister as the mud material from the mask customization section

Help me with Euro Bag Simulator

Sydney is such an edgy anarchist she seems to have issues to simulate normal humans expressions.

Also tumblrfags are just weirdos

Maybe

she looks like a dead boy

What's your steam?

/id/akillerbee

Coming back to /pdg/ after a long hiatus and seeing classic memes makes me feel good.

What things don't mark you as a cheater with dlc unlocker. I think it's just perk decks and throwables right what about characters you don't own if I set a character I don't have as my number 1 and I play as them does that mark me

vocaroo.com/i/s1luR2Hf3VRK

Obligatory "where's that scene from" post.

wheres that scene from

Does fire nades not count towards the kill count? I'm pretty sure I killed more than it shows up. I had the same thing from Dragon breath.

no

post cloaker lewds

best way to defeat captain winters ?

and a good gun for it as well ?

grenades, grenade launchers, fire or a buddy that does damage.