You match with this girl on tinder

>you match with this girl on tinder

whats your next move?

>treehugger

Unmatch.

awkwardly try to make conversation while she ignores me and never messages back

noob

>That dress
>Those shoes
>White car

Ignore because she is obviously color blind or retard.

this

Say hey

Get ignored even though its a match and she had to have swiped me to the left at one point in her life

Rinse and repeat the tinder cycle.

Tell her I want to worm her book, then when she doesnt respond I track down her car, steal her wheels, break all windows, and take a shit in the passenger seat. Possibly take her tail lights too for good measure.

>432 instagram photos
Pass.

>"You seem to have good taste considering that dress and those Enkei 92s, finally a woman on this app with some style! Hi, I'm user, nice to meet you".

That's how you grab them by the pussy OP.

Ugh, hadn't notice this. Bookworm car-girl qt3.14 my ass, that bitch is just an attention whore.

Unmatch. Clearly that's her bf's or ex's car.

>literally the same height as a corolla without the heels

uhhh no thanks

...

Dear lord bro.

>tree hugger
I have a bad feeling also this Veeky Forums sure is picky but I have no problem with that

wow i got wet reading this.

Challenge her on the touge and if she loses she has to go out with me

11/10 America is great again

eyy bb u wan sum fuk?

make her a bowl of eggs

Ask if she'd like to do more than hug my morning wood.

Take her for a ride in my miata then fuck her brains out

>Foodie
>Jet-setter
Sounds expensive

Let me translate for you, OP
>vertically challenged
She has a sense of humor,
>earthling
but she doesn't know when to stop
>clumsy treehugger
Uncoordinated SJW
>foodie
Will blow up in 5 years
>occasional jet-setter
She's bad with money and impulsive

Swipe whichever way out of there

Those are sandals dumbass. Furthermore, only a supreme autismo would wear an outfit to match their shitbox

>bitter virgin and his unwarranted assumptions:the post
Keep it up lad

>short af
>not a twig

nah

>womanlet
NEXT

Is it possible to swipe right so hard that you break your own thumb?

>>not a twink
Fix'd

...

this

I only date/fuck girls that are at least 5'11

>tfw live in hobbiton

Not white
No thanks
Btw Veeky Forums I am digging the way you guys run your ship
t. your friend /pol/

Remind her Toyota has never won LeMans

legit redlines can go for 600+ on the interwebs....

...

fucking THIS just make sure to bring your AWD 22b otherwise you wont properly display your AWDcomplex

>nice 86! I'm assuming you're pretty good with a stick

hey baby you want make fuck berzerker

I will stick you with my cock berzerker

>you drive the car?
>no thats ex boyfriends
9/10 chance it isn't hers

This Would bang tho

Go away OP

Tell her that I drive the only car that could beat her on the touge, a Type R GC8 STi and then challenge her to a battle.

Marriage
A little fucky sucky
Divorce
be sure to get the car in divorce

> can't lose

the only car that can beat the ae86 on touge is any car takumi is driving

Challenge her to race my FD on the downhill.

I dont think so

Well thank you for trump friend. Can't wait for straight piped everything, rolling coal required for diesel emissions and all prius being crushed-I've heard they're highly over-rated.

I read her name as "Moisha" from the thumbnail so I'll ask her to call me a good goy.

God Hand beats him fair and square in the S2K, but only loses because he's and old fucker, and has to go puke.

This.

And this.

Do people really do shit like this? Pose in front of car hoping that that it helps compensate on a vietnamese automotive dating app?
>Me on the right